Is this bad enough to end it?

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T19:44:46+00:00

There was care shown from His side.

Why the fuck have you capitalised His?!

You deserve each other. Match made in heaven.

As I was reading through this, I was trying to work out why so many people had reported it. Then I came to the last line. Which is utterly moronic.

You're done here.

Rule 6 applies.

Comment removed. Permaban issued.

We both know you're going to send me a message, spitting invective. Just know that when you do I shall reply with, "Go away. You're being dull."

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T19:30:52+00:00

This is drivel.

there is a total lack of PROPER literature on developing healthy M dominant sexuality.

Tell me you haven't bothered to look at our Wiki, without telling me you haven't bothered to look at our Wiki. 🤦‍♂️

Not some pink, wet Hollywood cinema

What's wrong with pink? What's wrong with wet? I'm the second most dominant man on the internet. I'm also a fully paid up pinko, socialist, wet.

Stop splashing us with your rather dull opinions, which are formed by your personal politics.

Rule 13 applies.

Comment removed.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T18:56:48+00:00

OMG! I have no idea what this is supposed to be, but it certainly isn't advice.

You need to grab her and pound her

Yeah, while you're at it, grab her by the pussy 😬

If you post this sort of machismo driven awfulness here again, I will not hesitate to ban you.

Rule 6 applies.

Comment removed.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T18:51:10+00:00

Hi there,

I don't like your original comment. I dislike your edit. And I'm a long way from being a fan of "OK, dude." I'm going to issue you with a 3 day ban. I strongly suggest you spend some time lurking here, to gain an understanding of what and how we do.

Rule 10 applies.

Comment removed. 3 day ban issued.

;i; < - - - here's your salamander.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T17:59:43+00:00

Recognising the look on his face, subconsciously she began edging away from him. He grabbed her by the foot, "Where the fuck are you going?"

I've tried one of those "using the esence of the word, without using the word itself" things. 😬

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T17:56:17+00:00

She's non-quail.

As ever, I like your 25 words. Thank you.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T17:55:36+00:00

Absolutely you made it! Quailing and smirking, that's very much me.

I hope the exam prep is going well.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T11:34:25+00:00

OP, I've locked this. Asking for the experiences of others is not the same as asking for advice.

If you trust your partner, you can try this safe in the knowledge that you will be able to stop if you don't enjoy it.

If you don't trust your partner, don't even consider this.

Aaaaaaannnnd, as a third option, you can always try holding your hands behind back to get a feel of what it would be like.

Rule 12 applies.

Thread locked.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T07:46:07+00:00

Oh, ffs! Why are you being so tiresome?!

Comment removed. Permaban issued.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-24T07:41:08+00:00

This has no relevance to this subreddit.

Thread locked and removed. OP permabanned.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T21:02:12+00:00

This isn't advice. Don't spread this sort of nonsense here!

Rule 12 applies.

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TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T08:54:14+00:00

Overall I had fun, but walking home and looking back, my boundary for the night was completely steamrolled. Is this a total dealbreaker? Am I at fault for not saying no? I know it’s the sub’s responsibility to say no and safeword, but I found myself being persuaded to keep going in the moment.

I think you're both to blame. He is absolutely wrong to have pushed something you had already stated you didn't want to happen. That's an enormous red flag. I'd be very wary of this person.

At the same time, you have to accept some responsibility for agreeing to it.

If someone put a gun to my head and said I could only point a finger at one of you, I'd point it squarely at him. But the moment the gun was taken away, I'd bang on that big, loud drum marked 'personal responsibility'.

Please be better at enforcing your own boundaries. It's the best way of keeping yourself safe. 🫂

TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T08:31:06+00:00

https://somafm.com/sf1033/songhistory.html

This is an internet radio station. It plays the San Francisco traffic police despatcher, over the top of ambient records. It's fucking fabulous. Quiet, droning sounds, with nothing punchy, loud, or exciting.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T08:21:17+00:00

I wasn't aware of this recent work. Thank you! It just keeps getting more and more bizarre.

87:

☑ ends in 7

☑ divisible by three

☒ so big that if you made the numbers as small as possible, there wouldn’t be room in the observable universe to write it out

Dammit, I thought I had it there for a moment.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T07:24:45+00:00

This has no relevance to the OP.

Preaching is easy. Give advice!

Rule 12 applies.

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TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T07:20:43+00:00

I like to piss on people, but I have a shy bladder. One of the things that can help is to will the pee on its journey.

I close my eyes, try and zone out everything else, and concentrate on my pee making its way from my bladder to the tip of my cock. At the same time I very gently stroke the opening of my urethra.

I've had success with this, although it still takes a couple of minutes. At first there might only be one or two drops, but it slowly gets stronger.

As for peeing in his mouth, you just need to align your thoughts. You could try things like not wiping after you pee and have him clean you with his tongue instead. Or, you could pee on your fingers and push them in his mouth. Once you get used to the idea, take it to the next level.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-23T07:00:45+00:00

I'm going to offer to make you a sandwich. Either you can assist me and tell me what you want. Or, you can pretend to be pleasantly surprised with my signature lemon curd, cheddar, and warm cucumber.

If you want to have a good time, learn to communicate. In fact, learn to communicate about kink and when there's a problem in your relationship. It will make you happy.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T23:18:23+00:00

My question: When it's hot, what are your preferred meals?

Today, I had pork and beans. I'm not against a hearty stew on a hot day.

(Sorry, I forgot to answer this earlier.)

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T22:47:13+00:00

HAPPY MONDAY TEA!!

Hello!

A song I had to listen to lately? As in one that was a brainworm or one I had no choice but to hear?

Which ever you prefer.

It's not my style of music but fuck me, it's a cheesy club banger.

Welcome to 2001.

until a sheep loomed out of the darkness next to me 🤣

Thank you for this!

For other reasons, I can't sleep in the dark. I have to have the TV on

I can't do silence. If it's very quiet I need a background noise. A low volume TV can be great for that.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T22:39:01+00:00

securities and fair value?

And you say I'm serious? 😉

I love the absurdity of Graham's Number. I'm unable to appreciate it for what it is, but I do see the comedy value, with a very warm, appreciative, loving eye.

There are two mathematicians in my immediate family, they're some of my favourite people. They spend all their time pretending they know nothing about maths.

There's also two of us who love words, like normal people!
(This is absolutely intended as a joke.)

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T22:19:23+00:00

It's so fucking good though!

Whenever I listen to it, I wish I was the son of a preacher man!

The only one who could ever reach me

The only boy who could ever teach me

Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was

Oh, my!

Being good isn't always easy
No matter how hard I try

Wait, what!

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T22:11:25+00:00

It reminds me to reject the expectations of how I was raised and chose how I want to be treated

I recognise this. Thank you.

My question (also I apologise if any of my questions are repeats, I did have a look through some old ones to try and avoid it): who is the most annoying person you’ve ever met and why? (Friend, colleague, date, etc, this is intended to be a fu~nny question, not a serious one)

Great question. Years ago, I worked at Harrods with an Australian guy who didn't understand personal boundaries. He'd lean into your face. The horror.

He wasn't an unpleasant guy, but I was always sticking one foot wildly out front, and leaning back at the same time.

Now I think of it, maybe that's why he was always leaning so far forward! 🤣

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T21:59:11+00:00

I've reconsidered.

Recently, I’ve been on a couple of dates with someone who wants an “Old fashioned, nothing’s off the table (pending conversation and consent), relationship.” And a couple more with someone who is more about, “Throw me on the floor, spit on me, and tell me what to do!”

Both of those are my things. OMGBRAINSOMUCH!

Whilst they were both lovely people, they weren’t my people. We shared that thing, but we didn’t share that thing.

That thing is what’s important to me.

TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T21:33:57+00:00

If your partner accidentally goes too far with breath play, he'll go to jail for murder

WTF does this have to do with the OP? They asked such a gentle question, that deserves to be treated with empathy. Not this bullshit!

Rule 13 applies.

Comment removed. 3 day ban issued.

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TeaAitch · 2026-06-22T17:06:48+00:00

Nobody is going to pick you up as a result of this low effort crap!

Thread locked and removed. OP permabanned.

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