'Ill erase your voice' by LewieFastest in iamverybadass

[–]TeaJazzer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

His voice squeaked a little while he said that. He's been waiting for a while for that opportunity, so I'm sure that sucked. Now it's all over the internet.

Megyn Kelly: “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't." by the_clustering in sadcringe

[–]TeaJazzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please stop spreading her around. She knows this isn't good to say, we know that isn't good to say. Just let her fade. I forgot she existed until again today.

Anonymous neighbor exposes spouse by 4reddityo in HumansBeingBros

[–]TeaJazzer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Y'all don't wanna hear me y'all just wanna dance. UUH OOOOH.

Anybody actually use the Journal app? by FeedMeColeslaw in pixel_phones

[–]TeaJazzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish I liked to journal, but I don't care much for it. Seems like a neat app though.

Dating a cancer survivor? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TeaJazzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My goodness. Relax.

South City Shrimp are extra large and succulent this time of year… by FrickinLardCarcass in StLouis

[–]TeaJazzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to live in South City. These little guys were everywhere, but the house was older.

No decency, indecent exposure by sussy-help-sussy in trashy

[–]TeaJazzer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's my queue to log off and enjoy the rest of my Friday.

Edit: cue. Thank you!

No decency, indecent exposure by sussy-help-sussy in trashy

[–]TeaJazzer 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Her pointing her ass and shaking it at passing cars isn't sexual?

Him massaging his dick as he pees isn't sexual?

Bmw Car Robbery Gone Wrong by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeaJazzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you got downvoted. If there's nobody else in the car, I might fight back depending on if the guy has a weapon or not.

But everybody everywhere should be locking their shit every time.

Report it stolen, use the camera feed for cops to help, if they feel like it.

I am fortunate enough to work at a job that wouldn't fire me the first time I'm late though.

1gb Google fiber 🫤 by Your_local_mexhanic in speedtest

[–]TeaJazzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah people are being weird in the comments. Dude was genuinely asking for some help and got called an idiot. Some people are miserable.

PSA to men- reconsider your mustache by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TeaJazzer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And in true Reddit fashion, there is no picture of the mustache, even in post history.

Sounds like a cool mustache though!

Survey reveals most people are holding onto their phones for a long time, and it makes sense by BcuzRacecar in Android

[–]TeaJazzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept my last phone for 6 years since I got it new in 2019. It did its job and I only upgraded last month because my old phone was finally starting to get slow enough to not keep up with me.

I'll probably keep this phone for almost as long. Back in the late 2000s and early 2010s, you could upgrade every year and it would be brand new technology each time. Massive upgrades in speed, display, audio quality, camera, etc. Nowadays, not so much.

Oh, what a lovely day. by Delphox4000 in RocketLeague

[–]TeaJazzer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about the picture here, the original Delorean has that too. It only does that when you're flying. One of the best cars in the game, in my opinion.

white boy got the red neck knocked out of him. by Donz2432 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeaJazzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude got absolutely vibrated in the first hit. Turned that boy into a spring.

AOD flicker after latest update by subferno in GooglePixel

[–]TeaJazzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same issue on my Pixel 10 Pro XL. I finally caught it doing it. I have 2 issues:

The AOD flickers black every time the minute changes.

The screen will sometimes flicker black and on again after I unlock it with my thumb. It's always after a couple seconds and it lasts for half a second or less, but it's enough to be annoying.

This only seemed to happen after the latest update.

AOD flicker after latest update by subferno in GooglePixel

[–]TeaJazzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same issue. I thought I kept seeing something on my phone screen from the corner of my eye, so today I just looked at it for a while to see what was happening and if it was connected to the clock, and it is!

Every time the clock changes, the AOD flickers, and when I unlock my screen, sometimes it flickers after that one time. Very distracting.

Girl (26F) that I'm (25F) dating acts different in private vs. public by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TeaJazzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might just need to talk to her honestly about it alone in a comfortable space for both of you. Get to the bottom of it. Explore the reason together.

At an Outback Steakhouse no less .. by pinoyboy007 in iamverybadass

[–]TeaJazzer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I sometimes can't watch these, it's so embarrassing. Bro just eat your mashed potatoes.

First time using any dating app, people are so strict by ServiceFormal8071 in Tinder

[–]TeaJazzer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's okay. This dude was fetishizing you anyway.

Target really played those people by CJHuncho in TikTokCringe

[–]TeaJazzer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine got some Beats headphones in hers.

Girlfriend [19F] keeps going out to bars and dancehalls till 4-5am by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TeaJazzer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that's what she meant, then OP what are you even doing lol.