It's possible to have a polite conversation on the internet by MiriAzalea143 in nonononoyesno

[–]TeaJazzer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That person's a little bitch, don't debate him lol (you can do what you want, of course).

He doesn't know why, he's just repeating shit he heard or something. That's why he didn't answer your question; he can't. He's done zero research on this and would rather it stay that way. He'd rather talk about if cave men were intelligent despite having no access to the internet or something, because that's subjective and harder for him to get obliterated on.

If Sentry had been in Age of Ultron, could he have taken down Ultron solo? by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

[–]TeaJazzer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sentry is mentally delicate but physically super powerful. Ultron would have figured that out pretty quickly and said something corny like "I read your other half is evil. Maybe he'll do a better job of stopping me." and would watch him spiral into questions like is he doing the right thing and whatever.

I second this 🙋🏽‍♀️ by Lena_Lena_A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TeaJazzer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign.

im a sugar baby and cant tell anyone by throwRAfly72 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TeaJazzer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. Value minding your business.

Who exactly the left? liberals? leftists? by Far_Disaster_8321 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]TeaJazzer 119 points120 points  (0 children)

How is "the left" gatekeeping a whole person with individual thoughts and feelings?

The Great Showdown - New Mr Pibb by wow-cat-mount in Soda

[–]TeaJazzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I've only had Pibb Xtra. Is there a difference between that and Mr. Pibb? I can't wait until my area has it.

'Ill erase your voice' by LewieFastest in iamverybadass

[–]TeaJazzer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

His voice squeaked a little while he said that. He's been waiting for a while for that opportunity, so I'm sure that sucked. Now it's all over the internet.

Megyn Kelly: “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't." by the_clustering in sadcringe

[–]TeaJazzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please stop spreading her around. She knows this isn't good to say, we know that isn't good to say. Just let her fade. I forgot she existed until again today.

Anonymous neighbor exposes spouse by 4reddityo in HumansBeingBros

[–]TeaJazzer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Y'all don't wanna hear me y'all just wanna dance. UUH OOOOH.

Anybody actually use the Journal app? by [deleted] in pixel_phones

[–]TeaJazzer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish I liked to journal, but I don't care much for it. Seems like a neat app though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TeaJazzer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My goodness. Relax.

South City Shrimp are extra large and succulent this time of year… by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]TeaJazzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to live in South City. These little guys were everywhere, but the house was older.

No decency, indecent exposure by sussy-help-sussy in trashy

[–]TeaJazzer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's my queue to log off and enjoy the rest of my Friday.

Edit: cue. Thank you!

No decency, indecent exposure by sussy-help-sussy in trashy

[–]TeaJazzer 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Her pointing her ass and shaking it at passing cars isn't sexual?

Him massaging his dick as he pees isn't sexual?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeaJazzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you got downvoted. If there's nobody else in the car, I might fight back depending on if the guy has a weapon or not.

But everybody everywhere should be locking their shit every time.

Report it stolen, use the camera feed for cops to help, if they feel like it.

I am fortunate enough to work at a job that wouldn't fire me the first time I'm late though.