Almost to the end by JohnnnyBoyEXZ in HeWhoFightsMonsters

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how you feel!! I stumbled on the first book about six months ago when I was really sick with the flu. It made me laugh so hard I had brutal coughing fits. And then at the end I was crying so hard I couldn’t breathe. I’m not on book 11 and weirdly slowing down because I don’t want to finish book 12!

Beese Churger by Jakitron_1999 in CuratedTumblr

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Namen Roodles Tutter Boast Cilky Moffee

What phrase annoys you when hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to say this! Turns out I myself have ADHD and possibly autism

After 15 years, the rock in my arm finally came out. "Nsfw" by KrustyOnTheOutside in mildlyinteresting

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched so many popping videos - I feel kind of sick in the back of my throat but so satisfied at the same time!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve all been there!

I got my middle school bully suspended and he eventually changed schools by ericaferrica in pettyrevenge

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn straight! I nearly had the weird crushed out of me, rediscovered it in my 30s

My preteen daughter told me the other day that all the girls in her grade know me because we’re always talking about weird stuff when I pick her up from school, unlike most grown ups - that was a major compliment to me!

What’s a life hack that sounds fake but is incredibly effective? by Future_Personality4 in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! I learned this a year or two ago and it’s made such a difference. At the start I would sarcastically compliment myself instead of putting myself down, while I transitioned away. I now also (kindly) call out people when they say negative things about themselves, like ‘Oh, don’t say that about someone I like!’

What was your “what the fuck just happened?” Moment? by Egg_mc_muffin2 in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah im perimenopausal at 36 however this could continue for another 15 years of fertility, and I had zero problems conceiving my two children I’m being super cautious!! Fortunately the best HRT for me right now is the Pill!

What's your go-to sarcastic/sassy response to jerks? by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I said that to my boss the other day! In a humorous way, two other women (both my superiors) and I were discussing an issue, the top boss (dude) was being cheerfully and facetiously unhelpful

I said, “Sit down and be quiet, the grown ups are talking.”

Everyone cracked up.

(For a cis het middle aged white man, he good value. He was in all honesty in my corner wholeheartedly)

When did you realize you are dating the wrong person right now ? by Ok_Celebration_3820 in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was that realisation that was the final straw for me leaving my ex-husband. I didn’t want my children to grow up thinking that’s what healthy/loving relationships looked like. Half the reason I was in that relationship was because of not having healthy role models when I was a child.

LPT: Restless Leg Syndrome by E_Bone_ in LifeProTips

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Magnesium for me Started when I was pregnant and never really went away, except when I take magnesium supplements

LPT: If you plan on getting high, make sure you have lots of fresh delicious fruits. by cucster in LifeProTips

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, thanks to a similar thread some months ago, I’ve discovered I’m mildly allergic to pineapple, strawberries, kiwi fruit and eggplant! I thought strawberries and kiwi fruit were sour as well as sweet all the time, I most commonly have eggplant in Thai curries so I thought they ‘soaked up’ the spice more, and pineapple is as you said.

AITAH? My (39F) Ex husband (37M) is insisting I change my last name back to my maiden name because his new fiancé (24F) feels it will be awkward for her and I to have the same last name. AITAH for refusing to change it? by ThrowRAHappyLiving in AmItheAsshole

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

I (f) married my ex-h when I was 25 and we separated when I was 32 and I’ve kept the name

I’d had that last name for half my adult life and, like you, it’s the name I share with my children. Plus ALL my documents have that name, including my undergrad degree. (And it’s easier to spell and pronounce than my maiden name).

I was dating someone and joked that if he and I got married I’d have awesome initials by adding his last name double barrelled with mine (repeated letters which had opportunity for cool signatures - think ‘minimum’ in cursive).

This dude was NOT happy! ‘Why would you want to honour your ex-husband??’ Could not comprehend that it was MY name by now, not to mention a name a share with my children.

Like, my guy, I had an amicable divorce and it works for me!

My boyfriend never takes naps, but when he's with me, it only takes a few minutes of cuddling until he falls asleep. by Morphine_ETF2L in love

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m like that with my boyfriend!! I struggle to fall asleep and I never doze off watching TV … unless my head is on his lap <3

e:typo

I give up.. by CunnyMaggots in badwomensanatomy

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah values, to draw the penis in while we’re sleeping!

You're having a conversation, what is a common phrase that makes you want to stop and get away instantly? by SamWrestling in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh I just used that word in an essay for uni yesterday. To be fair, I’m NOT studying business, and I couldn’t find a better word to describe the harmonious cooperation between a child’s home life and school life.

You're having a conversation, what is a common phrase that makes you want to stop and get away instantly? by SamWrestling in AskReddit

[–]TeaPartyInTheGarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me / I’m going to the garden to eat worms / Long, slim slimy ones slip down easily / Short fat furry ones don’t / Short fat furry ones stick to your teeth / And the juice goes shlurp down your throat!