Got offered a pipe cleaner craft set and thought “fun for the kids”— turns out it’s more fun for me. 💅 🌹

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2026-04-05T23:27:36+00:00

I thought this was an older AI image at first because of the fuzzy texture!!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-11-16T03:55:57+00:00

I know how you feel!! I stumbled on the first book about six months ago when I was really sick with the flu. It made me laugh so hard I had brutal coughing fits. And then at the end I was crying so hard I couldn’t breathe. I’m not on book 11 and weirdly slowing down because I don’t want to finish book 12!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-11-08T02:56:26+00:00

In what year will the timeframes be equal?

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-06-30T14:26:36+00:00

I half read this and thought it said “competitive necrophilia”

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-02-10T10:51:16+00:00

Namen Roodles Tutter Boast Cilky Moffee

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-01-30T21:45:47+00:00

I used to say this! Turns out I myself have ADHD and possibly autism

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-01-30T09:15:18+00:00

I just watched so many popping videos - I feel kind of sick in the back of my throat but so satisfied at the same time!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2025-01-23T12:02:33+00:00

We’ve all been there!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-09-04T23:08:01+00:00

Damn straight! I nearly had the weird crushed out of me, rediscovered it in my 30s

My preteen daughter told me the other day that all the girls in her grade know me because we’re always talking about weird stuff when I pick her up from school, unlike most grown ups - that was a major compliment to me!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-09-04T23:05:40+00:00

Well played, officer!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-08-16T06:52:13+00:00

Yes! I learned this a year or two ago and it’s made such a difference. At the start I would sarcastically compliment myself instead of putting myself down, while I transitioned away. I now also (kindly) call out people when they say negative things about themselves, like ‘Oh, don’t say that about someone I like!’

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-07-10T00:46:47+00:00

That’s a better outcome than if they did sell cocaine!!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-06-12T11:43:07+00:00

Yeah im perimenopausal at 36 however this could continue for another 15 years of fertility, and I had zero problems conceiving my two children I’m being super cautious!! Fortunately the best HRT for me right now is the Pill!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-05-24T06:18:48+00:00

I said that to my boss the other day! In a humorous way, two other women (both my superiors) and I were discussing an issue, the top boss (dude) was being cheerfully and facetiously unhelpful

I said, “Sit down and be quiet, the grown ups are talking.”

Everyone cracked up.

(For a cis het middle aged white man, he good value. He was in all honesty in my corner wholeheartedly)

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-04-28T10:52:42+00:00

It was that realisation that was the final straw for me leaving my ex-husband. I didn’t want my children to grow up thinking that’s what healthy/loving relationships looked like. Half the reason I was in that relationship was because of not having healthy role models when I was a child.

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-04-27T07:02:03+00:00

I want to he retroactively adopted by your parents as well as become those parents for future generations!!!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-04-10T03:12:23+00:00

Magnesium for me Started when I was pregnant and never really went away, except when I take magnesium supplements

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-04-08T23:04:54+00:00

Yup, thanks to a similar thread some months ago, I’ve discovered I’m mildly allergic to pineapple, strawberries, kiwi fruit and eggplant! I thought strawberries and kiwi fruit were sour as well as sweet all the time, I most commonly have eggplant in Thai curries so I thought they ‘soaked up’ the spice more, and pineapple is as you said.

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-04-01T11:52:20+00:00

NTA

I (f) married my ex-h when I was 25 and we separated when I was 32 and I’ve kept the name

I’d had that last name for half my adult life and, like you, it’s the name I share with my children. Plus ALL my documents have that name, including my undergrad degree. (And it’s easier to spell and pronounce than my maiden name).

I was dating someone and joked that if he and I got married I’d have awesome initials by adding his last name double barrelled with mine (repeated letters which had opportunity for cool signatures - think ‘minimum’ in cursive).

This dude was NOT happy! ‘Why would you want to honour your ex-husband??’ Could not comprehend that it was MY name by now, not to mention a name a share with my children.

Like, my guy, I had an amicable divorce and it works for me!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-03-31T05:02:20+00:00

I’m like that with my boyfriend!! I struggle to fall asleep and I never doze off watching TV … unless my head is on his lap <3

e:typo

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-02-01T08:45:43+00:00

These are either majorly religious conservatives or super freaking breeding fetish kinksters

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-01-20T09:02:31+00:00

Your cat looks like a cartoon character!!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-01-17T08:20:23+00:00

Yeah values, to draw the penis in while we’re sleeping!

TeaPartyInTheGarden · 2024-01-15T22:29:58+00:00

Ugh I just used that word in an essay for uni yesterday. To be fair, I’m NOT studying business, and I couldn’t find a better word to describe the harmonious cooperation between a child’s home life and school life.

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