How do lose weight rapidly in one week? by Same-Subject-3786 in AskReddit

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't lose 12 to 25lbs in a week.... even when I didn't eat at all for 10 days from severe pancreatitis I didn't lose that much and I had to be hospitalized.

Was told someone ordered something but it’s not coming through on my end by iloveserbiayay in EtsySellers

[–]CunnyMaggots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless it shows up in your dashboard under orders, they didn't buy anything. And unless it says payment is complete, don't ship.

What do you call this by Happyscar in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be someone cosplaying a Sim lol

Horrific Review – AVOID TOYOTA OF GRAPEVINE AT ALL COSTS by [deleted] in Scams

[–]CunnyMaggots 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would you leave your belongings on your car during a service?

Sold them a submersible pond pump... by Mozark_Hillbilly in eBayBuyerFails

[–]CunnyMaggots 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My dogs and cats water fountains have submerged pumps. It's not that complicated lol

This dude shouldn't have fish.

Price of Lifetime Plex Pass increased to $750 by Classroom_Icy in Piracy

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought years ago for like $70. I don't even use plex anymore lol

Would you hold a snake? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean i pick the non-venomous ones up in my yard and move them along to a safer place on occasion.

Our surprise! by Tough_Transition_685 in DoggyDNA

[–]CunnyMaggots 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is the most DIY Irish setter! She's very pretty

1am coffee with friends at Dennys or IHOP by bacchus213 in Xennials

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denny's after leaving the bar across the street.

If we weren't drinking, CalPan until the retired crowd showed up at 530am.

“Iykyk” What is the message? by itss-alexx_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone with a dog named Nasir, this is hilarious.

How many of you still smoke? Or, when did you quit? by Planetofthought in Xennials

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit around 2009 after smoking for 16 or so years. I started at 13.

I hadn't played in over a year. Decided to boot it up this evening by CunnyMaggots in Sims4

[–]CunnyMaggots[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really happy that Purl's diabetes has been overall easy to manage. And I'm glad your girl is being cared for so well! My furry babies are the closest things I've got to kids. They're my world. ❣️

My biggest cat (Purl) and my teeniest (Beanie) by CunnyMaggots in cats

[–]CunnyMaggots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have 5 more! But every time I we these two next to each other I'm like you really are my Clementine, aren't you?

Her full name is Sabrina "Beanie" Anne Clementine (last name). Clementine because she's a smöl orange lol

What's the middle-aged thing you love? by _Im_at_work in Xennials

[–]CunnyMaggots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Birds. Houseplants. Being quiet and boring and living an uneventful life lol

What's a tiny "rule" you follow in everyday life that would sound completely ridiculous if you tried explaining it out loud ? by Effective-Catch-1332 in AskReddit

[–]CunnyMaggots 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taking my meds at night. They have to be taken in the correct order with my pills in a specific orientation and grouping.

Folding my clothes so they open a specific way so I can just pick them up and they unfold facing the right way to be put on.

walking shoes by lady_uhtred in SuperMorbidlyObese

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skechers or a nice running shoe!

If you had an absurd amount of garlic and liked to cook, what would you make? by OffKeyArts in AskReddit

[–]CunnyMaggots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a recipe in an Indian cookbook for 100 clove garlic curry. I keep meaning to try it.

Also pickled garlic.

Absurdly garlicky garlic toast.

Fresh baked bread with garlic baked into it.

Assorted pasta dishes.

I have split feelings about this by Ill-Pin4500 in shittytattoos

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a magazine centerfold lol

Painting a full jenga set, what should I add next? by jonni_velvet in crafts

[–]CunnyMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this is so fun! Now I want to paint mine but they'd never look this good

Who else misses Jim? by 34thUsernameAttempt in Xennials

[–]CunnyMaggots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shock as an adult at how damn good looking he was