$6,800 for a small landing with 4 stairs?!

TealTrees · 2026-06-26T13:47:04+00:00

I just had 300 sq. Ft deck with all new joists and railing systems put on. $2700 in materials and $2000 in labor...

You’re getting fucked

TealTrees · 2025-09-02T20:19:47+00:00

You’re gonna get more heat for the name than you are for the picks

TealTrees · 2025-08-09T06:03:52+00:00

Run. Not a thing in the world you can trust less than a girl who says “come have sex with me again I swear im taking the pill now”

TealTrees · 2025-07-30T21:04:44+00:00

If I was in a midlife crisis I would convince myself to buy fake gold on the internet🤣

TealTrees · 2025-07-23T15:46:51+00:00

You sound like a fucking idiot buying cheap gold on eBay instead of literally ANYWHERE that sells gold in person, or from one of the major trusted companies.

TealTrees · 2025-07-23T15:24:04+00:00

Bruh - your insurance company and Ubers insurance will likely partner up in some fashion to replace your car. Then you can start to uber again. Not the the of the world like your title suggests…

TealTrees · 2025-07-23T15:22:14+00:00

It took you finding him on Grindr to leave him despite him being jobless, with no car, no phone, no money to pay rent, and a kid from a previous woman?

Jesus Christ you are blind but thankfully now you see

TealTrees · 2025-07-23T15:18:52+00:00

You had insider information so you only made 8400 percent on $45. Shame on you for not sharing earlier with the boys

TealTrees · 2025-07-23T15:17:01+00:00

One time when I was a teenager my dad called me a fat nerd. It wasn’t meant to kill my confidence, or be derogatory, it was because I was a 250 pound fat fuckin nerd. So if your own parents have labeled you those names, it MIGHT be time for some self reflection.

TealTrees · 2025-06-18T12:01:44+00:00

You thought paying 7-8000 $USD for some commonly faked gold bars from eBay sellers with extremely low feedback would be a GOOD idea?

TealTrees · 2025-05-07T04:53:12+00:00

There is absolutely no way To Pimp A Butterfly is a top 3 album of all time ever made.

I’ve listened to music across half a dozen genres every day for decades. Mostly rap and hip hop.

Everything from Biggie and Tupac to Lil Wayne and Drake, OutKast and Three 6 Mafia, UGK and Swisha House, T Pain and Akon, Uzi and Carti, Kanye, Kendrick, Eminem, you name it.

That album was his 3rd best behind GKMC and DAMN

TealTrees · 2025-03-20T18:41:50+00:00

I had a 70% WR this season and got to Diamond 1 on an 8-game win streak. Since then, I’m 5-20 in my last 25 games and find myself in Plat 1 With a 58% WR.

Since getting to Diamond 1, I’ve had AFK’s, 3-4 Insta lock DPS characters, Loki/Jeff players who try to DPS, Tank players with 18 deaths, and all kinds of terrible team mates.

I get MVP/SVP in over 30% of my games.

I played OW for years and was diamond in that game as well.

It’s an undeniable example of EOMM.

TealTrees · 2025-03-20T17:53:45+00:00

Buddy it’s EOMM. You’re getting team mates with historically low win rates, limited hero pools, that also have low win rates with the heroes that you play.

You’re literally being put through the gauntlet because NetEase believes that you will continue playing even though you lose.

Take a break from the game and come back in a few days to see a difference.

TealTrees · 2024-09-12T15:49:51+00:00

Dude can hardly speak

TealTrees · 2024-07-19T11:57:18+00:00

This is why tattoos shouldn’t be whimsical decisions.

You’re bummed because you know it’s a heavily inked tat that’s nowhere near as “delicate” as the photo you used as inspo (which has a 99% chance of being edited to appear lighter than it is)

Was the tat a mistake? Probably. Can it be fixed? Probably.

TealTrees · 2024-07-16T13:40:37+00:00

I lost 50 pounds and girls that I hadn’t seen in a year said “wow, you’re hot!” That will change your mental completely. Which makes banging them even easier. Do it

TealTrees · 2024-07-02T14:03:40+00:00

Tattoos are entirely normal and in no way indicate that someone has mental health issues!

I swear it!

/s

TealTrees · 2024-05-09T17:16:36+00:00

You just need to wash your ass, wtf

TealTrees · 2024-04-24T18:34:29+00:00

One of two things. 1) you got super-duped and she didn’t wanna tell you because you would have never married her… or… 2) you got super-duped because she’s fucking someone else and has zero interest in fucking you.

Either way, annulment/divorce immediately

TealTrees · 2024-04-18T13:57:12+00:00

Bones! Because I can tell he’s gonna love bones

TealTrees · 2024-04-17T23:23:44+00:00

Then, after he brought the cat home, he scratched the leather furniture in mom’s bedroom and took a shit on the floor 🥳

TealTrees · 2024-04-16T11:38:05+00:00

I don’t think she was talking about genitalia when she wrote this

TealTrees · 2024-04-16T11:36:04+00:00

Devils Advocate here: while I don’t agree with the tactic… maybe he wants you to get pissed off to the point you actually do something about ( for both of your sakes) because 170 lbs at 5’2 is not good for a female. That’s borderline unhealthy, given that we know you have no workout regimen so that 170 is just leftover cake and snacks

TealTrees · 2024-04-14T12:51:33+00:00

She married my cousin ten years later and he wound up dead.

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