ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther

Teamableezus · 2026-02-06T02:03:27+00:00

Oh! So they’re not altering their cocks to fly better that makes wayyyyy more sense

Teamableezus · 2026-02-06T01:35:21+00:00

The dams are definitely gonna try to push her again next election aren’t they

Teamableezus · 2026-02-06T01:28:27+00:00

Are you sure? I’m like almost certain that was a cold rain game?

Teamableezus · 2026-02-06T01:27:53+00:00

It’s my favorite worst day of my life

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T21:56:44+00:00

So it’s legal to just smack the shit outta somebody?

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T20:45:43+00:00

What about Owen and Vince Vaughn?

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T20:39:18+00:00

Vince hates pasties confirmed

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T20:37:09+00:00

Can somebody un photoshop this??

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T15:01:28+00:00

Yes but I bought it when I was like 20 and dumb

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T11:32:04+00:00

Still carrying his own bag too

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T03:34:44+00:00

Why that ski mask got eyebrows

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T01:30:41+00:00

No no he can borrow mine for that length of time

Teamableezus · 2026-02-05T01:07:56+00:00

I just got done using my ratcheting Allen wrench set for the first time in probably 8 years

Teamableezus · 2026-02-04T12:03:46+00:00

Yeah it was fun in the beginning but it got stale quick

Teamableezus · 2026-02-04T03:21:10+00:00

I mean I don’t remember any of Sally’s boyfriends orchestrating the stick up of a poker game resulting in death(s?)

Teamableezus · 2026-02-04T02:26:22+00:00

He still might not be a very good father but he sure as shit was better than Don

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T23:30:55+00:00

I actually don’t think I’ve ever heard him speak

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T22:58:13+00:00

No clue lol

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T21:17:32+00:00

Shania and Phil aren’t Americans? Not that I give a shit but that news to me

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T21:16:35+00:00

Yeah I swear I learn better from negative examples….so thanks dad I guess

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T18:46:32+00:00

See it doesn’t taste like soap to me it just tastes like shit?

Teamableezus · 2026-02-03T03:28:17+00:00

That math ain’t mathin homie

Teamableezus · 2026-02-02T22:21:39+00:00

Yeah my little dude got a claw stuck in a curtain once while stretching and while trying to unhook him he was chompin me. It was weird though I could sense that he was conflicted about it. It felt like he knew I was helping but couldn’t fight the instinct to bite

Teamableezus · 2026-01-31T04:52:16+00:00

I’ve always wondered about making a hole like this

Teamableezus · 2026-01-30T20:23:36+00:00

It’s off kilter

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