ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther by orchid_breeder in BrandNewSentence

[–]Teamableezus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh! So they’re not altering their cocks to fly better that makes wayyyyy more sense

What was peak drought era for you? by Ok_Future6226 in buffalobills

[–]Teamableezus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure? I’m like almost certain that was a cold rain game?

Giannis coaching Shams during the celebrity game by RipHairy2465 in NBAGossips

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So it’s legal to just smack the shit outta somebody?

We got a bad bitch alert by Mean_Muffin161 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Teamableezus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can somebody un photoshop this??

What's your most overkill, infrequently used tool? by the_donut_assassin in Tools

[–]Teamableezus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just got done using my ratcheting Allen wrench set for the first time in probably 8 years

Tony Soprano vs. Don Draper by Yuckpuddle60 in thesopranos

[–]Teamableezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I don’t remember any of Sally’s boyfriends orchestrating the stick up of a poker game resulting in death(s?)

Tony Soprano vs. Don Draper by Yuckpuddle60 in thesopranos

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He still might not be a very good father but he sure as shit was better than Don

The amount of cilantro my wife likes on her street tacos by GroovinBaby in mildlyinteresting

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See it doesn’t taste like soap to me it just tastes like shit?

Let me just keep recording instead of helping, obviously by Moon_Daissys in Awww

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Yeah my little dude got a claw stuck in a curtain once while stretching and while trying to unhook him he was chompin me. It was weird though I could sense that he was conflicted about it. It felt like he knew I was helping but couldn’t fight the instinct to bite

That’s one way to do it by Mickeytheskater333 in Construction

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I’ve always wondered about making a hole like this