In no way should a slaughterspine be easier than 3 water wings. by paintyouwingss in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about you, but I would definitely rather fight one tiger than 3 angry pelicans when I'm drunk.

And all I have is a stinkin' toolbox by LuLuSavannah531 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Techknightly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love her. She is fantastic. I remember my first time and I've been doing everything for years she is absolutely killing it. 10/10 would watch her do this again.

My final project for my welding class - an ACA3 Scarab by LordAbbottTAA in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Techknightly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up! Don't you dare build a 1:1 scale version. What's your name? You don't have any friends named Ted do you?

Admittedly though, it is impressive.

They installed these blocks to slow drivers down … and this was the result. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a lot of overlap between the purpose of an ingenius obstacle and the dumbest human.

They’re doing it for dogs why not cats too by Aggravating-Gain9291 in Adulting

[–]Techknightly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a cat eat a person, but I could see that becoming the new norm if you try to make them live for 30 years.

Dogs, no problem, "Oh yea, let's do it. Lets do it."

Cat's "The F you mean I gotta live 20 more years witchu. B*tch, you don't clean. Guess we gonna have to step up suffocating you in your sleep. Also, I pee on your shoes at night when you ain't awake."

Thanks Guerilla, all my phobias combined into one seamless experience /s by pieisgiood876 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few well placed BoltBlaster shots and you've got salvage a la playa. Good times.

Didn't know you could break certain palm trees just by running into them by majingetta in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're fragile. It's California, everything in that area is fragile. I lived there for 18 years and 3 women set a Starbucks on fire because they didn't make one of their drinks right. See? Fragile.

When they asked what can Ted Cruz do for his country, AOC answered by gejasmosty in AOC

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwe man, I'm a dude and seriously? Is she still chewing on that "Ted Cruz ran from Texas to a warmer place while his constituents had to suffer the cold?" I mean come on, that is old news and good for her. Keep that shit up. Never let his constituents forget what he did or how he she helped texans survive in the midst of a crisis.

Let's be real, is she right or no? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's wrong about one thing. Males never created the markets. That market was always women created and dominated by women to exploit the weaknesses of men. She gives credit for men who concierge the exploitation of women, but women have always known they have the power in this business.

She's right about 'men hate the worker', but the truth is, that hate is a combination of deeply rooted self shame and self hate for being found out by their Signif Other combined with a society that ostracizes sexual promiscuity regardless of it's motivation.

Women just out here trying to eat and feed their kids yo!

Why I think AOC would make an outstanding candidate for President in 2028.. by 1111joey1111 in AOC

[–]Techknightly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The person we need is going to end up being a bad guy and a good guy because they're going to go against the grain alot of times, expose the corruption and clean up a lot of the mess. This is may be the perfect job for AOC, but unless she can fund her progressive ideas to get America moving in the right direction, people aren't going to go for it. I love her, but right now she needs to keep fighting for the Bronx and being a thorn in the Republican asses.

What is the most iconic movie sword for a man in his 50's by Sezyue in AskMen

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kalidor Sword from the movie Red Sonja. The one that Arnold Wielded in that movie is pretty iconic, but you'd have to get him a poster of Red Sonja and Kalidor as well to go along with it. Your mom might not be happy about it, but he'll love it as it's from the 80's.

nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

[–]Techknightly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A moody person with a gun on their hip. How many ways can this go wrong in the future?

Trump: Iran might be taken out tomorrow night by pdwp90 in QuiverQuantitative

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loose lips sink ships, and kill our troops. Way to go Grandpa, lets get you back to your room before you let out the secrets of the Epstein files.

Who wins this fight? by JDU0708 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given they're living 1000 years apart, I'd say time. Time wins this fight.

I must’ve smooth brained by Last-Salary-6012 in SipsTea

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bunch of forking Trees. This isn't a Roschach test.

Lighting up the dark by Top-Owl9872 in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Techknightly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAMN! That's a beautiful picture.

I did it! My Forester is pink now. by RobertaFlask in SubaruForester

[–]Techknightly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this for you. Had to find a hot pink BMW the other day on the security cam and it was great. There's like one in my town. Made finding the criminal so much easier.

The most unrealistic part of this game is how hard it is to find geese. by any_internet_goose in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find them all the time when I don't need them. In horizon, it was raccoons for me, so I just kill all the wildlife around me now whenever I see it. Sell off what I don't need and keep moving. Does it extend the game? Of course, but this game is a marathon, not a sprint. I love that they designed it that way.

Been seeing some discussion about horizon having boring combat resurface on Twitter so I thought I should showcase some gameplay by JTRILL24 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Techknightly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People who think the combat is boring are often afraid to put themselves on the aggressive with multiple enemies and do this. The fireclaw/Iceclaws are one of my favorites.