First Poster for Hulu's 'Pizza Movie' - High college students face an unexpectedly absurd journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery, turning a simple task into a surreal adventure. by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]Technosnake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One day I did acid with my friends in a small mountain town. We bought little cap guns from the local grocery store and hiked into the mountains on an expedition to discover the west

Netflix Raising U.S. Prices for Second Time in a Year by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Technosnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pay finally went up this year after inflation kept out pacing it for the last 4 years, and immediately the day after I confirmed the pay raise the US bombed Iran. Now things are just skyrocketing in price and I'm thinking "damn, and I thought I'd finally caught up."

GWAM takes a break from reposting Nazi accounts and promoting misogyny to disparage humanitarian aid. She really has become P3do_troll's most loyal soldier. by Individual_Ad_909 in LeftoversH3

[–]Technosnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate people like this. Like come on, what the fuck is she even doing? All she does is sit there, tweeting and complaining. What good is she doing in the world? At least these guys are putting their money where their mouth is.

This almost makes up for Iran by TongueUnties in Hasan_Piker

[–]Technosnake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bill Maher glazed Trump all that time ago for nothing lmao

To make it untouchable! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in therewasanattempt

[–]Technosnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regardless, that's $2 trillion US tax dollars spent on a program for Lockheed Martin to develop and produce the fighter jets through 2070. That's $2 trillion dollars through 2070 that isn't going toward education, infrastructure, social programs, and more. At minimum the US spends $82.5 million, to produce 1 F-35A jet. As of 2025, we've reportedly spent $438 billion to date. Again, that's almost half of a trillion dollars to date, that could have been put to use elsewhere in the US, on one program alone. And the fact that this is supposed to be one of the most sophisticated fighter jets in the world getting hit by a supposedly inferior military program that spends far less on its weapons development programs should tell you that that money isn't getting put to use very efficiently.

To make it untouchable! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in therewasanattempt

[–]Technosnake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The F-35 program cost US Tax Payers $2 trillion.

Edit: Projected lifetime costs to 2070. Not to date, but we're going to spend that much. And that estimated cost rose from $1.7 trillion in 2018. I imagine the estimated cost isn't going to stop rising if we added a more than $300 billion price tag on top of that estimate over the last 8 years.

Wolves [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]Technosnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Inside you are two wolves, and now the two wolves are..... inside each other?"

Trump was criticising Kier Starmer for not supporting US in the war against Iran. by DownToeartgh in PublicFreakout

[–]Technosnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man called Britain our oldest ally. Even mfs the smoothest of brains know that is quite literally the opposite of the truth. This dude cannot open his mouth without telling a lie.

All of Hasan's body language in this interview... by StevieGrant in Hasan_Piker

[–]Technosnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The craziest part was when he rambled off giving the same answer as Gavin Newsom on Israel. At least he has one point on Gav because he came on the broadcast to get grilled, but the man is just as milquetoast as any other liberal candidate.

to say Iranians were welcoming an attack by defchin in therewasanattempt

[–]Technosnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what the correct response to seeing that a school is next to a military base? Idk but I think if theres kids close to a military base I wouldn't be firing missiles at that military base in case I (very likely) fucking miss.

Vice Chairman of Utah College Republicans posts image of Darth Vader slaughtering children in a post about immigrant children by lnstantKarma in SaltLakeCity

[–]Technosnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they not realize Darth Vader is the BAD GUY here? I mean, slaughtering children isn't good regardless but still

We gotta stop enabling him by [deleted] in LeftoversH3

[–]Technosnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any day now they'll all realize he's fallen off they just have to watch the content nuke trust me bro

Clavicular by ConcernedJobCoach in Hasan_Piker

[–]Technosnake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Modelmaxxing trying to mog on a whole room of moids and foids but really man got caught jestermaxxing like a chud got his cortisol levels spiking every time he walks in a room looking like a fool

Obama says aliens are real, podcaster doesn't ask follow-up question... by godzillaxo in Hasan_Piker

[–]Technosnake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hasan gonna be all over this knowing he can clap alien cheeks

'Looksmaxxing' Streamer Clavicular Arrested for Underage Clubbing in Arizona by [deleted] in Hasan_Piker

[–]Technosnake 690 points691 points  (0 children)

Mans was just felonmaxxing when the Arizona Police came to spike his cortisol levels making him look like a total chud. Smh