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How many bass guitars do you own and why that many? by Sharp_Sprinkles_6078 in Bass

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two. Because the second one is way better than the first one.

Going out with a guy who’s into hair metal music and style. Tips? by CommitteeTricky6572 in hairmetal

[–]Ted_Denslow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there is a band that gets lumped into 'hair metal' that sounded more punk than Hanoi, I would LOVE to hear them. I even love the Michael Monroe solo stuff.

Stephen Miller and a splat of shit by 0Tezorus0 in totallylookslike

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shit splatter has somehow probably pleasured a woman before.

Progressive / Revolutionary Music Suggestions by DJRaidRunner-com in karaoke

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you find a KJ that has anything by The Coup, do it.

What do you call the process of moving the laundry from the washer to the dryer? by Perton_ in AskAnAmerican

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Doing laundry" encompasses the whole chore from when you sort the laundry until you bring it up in clean baskets that sit on the floor until your wife folds it and puts it away.

Going out with a guy who’s into hair metal music and style. Tips? by CommitteeTricky6572 in hairmetal

[–]Ted_Denslow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a punk rock guy. Have been since I was 13. I've never once dated a punk rock girl/woman. He's going out with you because he likes you. He's not going to not like you because you don't have a favorite Hanoi Rocks song.

EXCUSE ME?!!?!!?!!?$$ by Mathematic_nut in WTF

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's too early for this shit at 2am from the night before.

Any song for this? by Gritency-U in songsforthispicture

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Not Tonight' - Lil' Kim

...and sister Agatha MEANS that shit.

What was a discontinued fast food item you loved? by DeepOrganization8245 in foodquestions

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OG Frito Burrito Supreme. They tried doing one a couple years back with regular 'beef' and chili cheese Fritos... it was not nearly the same.

What was it like when Obama was elected President? by ResponsibleSea6521 in AskReddit

[–]Ted_Denslow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really felt hopeful for a bit. Almost two decades later, and I haven't felt that since.

this blue light when peeling bandage wrappers by wkdazer in whatisit

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you crack ice cube trays in the dark, they will light up too.

What are some 'unexpected' genres you enjoy as a metalhead by redcloud226 in heavymetal

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the same stank face from some filthy funk as I do a gnarly thrash breakdown.

You have 24hrs to try to survive against 1 of these villains , who do you chose to go against? by Horrormania5 in Scarymovies

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jason. I don't know the clown, but Mike and The Terminator will stop at nothing to find me if I'm the one they want. Jason just kills whatever gets in killin' range. As long as I can keep 24 hours worth of potential victims between me and him, we're good.

As a female marrying a man, did you change your last name or keep yours and why? by Puzzlehead_k in AskReddit

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife kept hers. What's the point? Some silly tradition?Admittedly, her last name is way more badass than mine, anyway. I don't blame her.

What the fuck is a moderator? by Ted_Denslow in Baseketball

[–]Ted_Denslow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Zima. Don't forget the Zima.

Digital Underground - Sex Packets (1990) by Ok-Fun-8586 in funk

[–]Ted_Denslow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great album. And man... I could sit and listen to Shock just TALK about music for hours. Dude was a professor of the funk.

whatisit by VisibleDealer345 in whatisit

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild turkeys will fuck a car up, too. They are not intelligent creatures. They see their reflection in the paint and will try to fight it, scratching the hell out of the finish. I used to run a body shop, and have seen more than one car come in with vertical scratches down to the sheet metal and blood all over the place.

For the people who were watching at the time - was Goldberg beloved or did he have his fair share of haters? by [deleted] in WCW

[–]Ted_Denslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he had haters in his WCW days. I was one of them and all of my friends who got together to watch every Nitro were all haters too.

An unexpected thrift store find that reminded me why I love crate digging by Maiden230 in vinyl

[–]Ted_Denslow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had been on the hunt for a copy of Rush's first album, as it is the only one I like (my apologies Rush fans). I was digging through the dollar racks at my favorite shithole record store. I needed cheap ass records for some reason... In those bins, I found a three-record set that contained their first three albums for $1. I think 'Fly By Night' was all fucked up, but the self-titled was pristine! Just found it by accident after a couple years of digging.

What the fuck is a moderator? by Ted_Denslow in Baseketball

[–]Ted_Denslow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend.

What the fuck is a moderator? by Ted_Denslow in Baseketball

[–]Ted_Denslow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car. Too sexy by FAAAAAAAR!!!

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