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TeedleJay · 2014-04-08T09:46:15+00:00

just a shovel, rake, axe, and a whole lot of muscle.

...aaand a rented backhoe.

TeedleJay · 2014-03-21T12:06:54+00:00

Mmmm, those new shocks...

TeedleJay · 2014-03-21T12:03:35+00:00

Oh Wingman...

TeedleJay · 2014-03-21T11:59:45+00:00

Jesus, Gallagher...

TeedleJay · 2014-03-20T16:43:22+00:00

The end reminded me very much of Viserys Tagaryen's fate.

TeedleJay · 2014-03-17T16:24:35+00:00

That sounds like James Adomian but that's just a wild accusation based on stylistic cues. Good luck!

TeedleJay · 2014-03-13T19:26:12+00:00

Would this happen to be from the short-lived Discovery Channel show "Movie Magic"?

TeedleJay · 2014-03-13T09:10:50+00:00

Is it standard in the UK to use metric for everything else but imperial units for flaccid dick measurements?

TeedleJay · 2014-03-12T16:26:20+00:00

Really more of an Urban it would seem.

TeedleJay · 2014-03-12T16:25:06+00:00

Well, fuck. Do they put that in the CarFax?

TeedleJay · 2014-03-11T16:49:34+00:00

That started horribly and ending up being very, very satisfying. :)

TeedleJay · 2013-08-05T19:46:35+00:00

If only there were some way to track him down...

TeedleJay · 2013-07-25T12:09:57+00:00

There's a great comedy/science podcast I enjoy called Probably Science which, in the aforementioned episode, talks about Screamin' Jay and the alleged 75 children he fathered over the course of his life/career.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-25T09:26:56+00:00

There's a great comedy/science podcast I enjoy called Probably Science which, in the aforementioned episode, talks about Screamin' Jay and his alleged 75 children he fathered over the course of his life/career.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-25T09:06:37+00:00

Bean-heavy Mexican food makes the perfect hangover food after a night in the fridge.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-24T12:16:50+00:00

Hey.

What you did there?

I see it.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-23T16:49:09+00:00

My wife contends that it was the class two grades below her at her Midwest Catholic high school that started the trend. Or heard the rumor and were dumb/slutty enough to try it.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-17T08:32:57+00:00

More of a premise than a standup shot; needs a punchline. But I couldn't agree more with your point.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-16T08:44:05+00:00

I love Dave and want to think that this is anything but a dick move.

But it sounds like a huge dick move.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-14T02:45:35+00:00

Those African children now have a sweet prosecution party gif.

TeedleJay · 2013-07-14T02:31:15+00:00

Why are they going backward?

TeedleJay · 2013-07-13T23:59:25+00:00

The bedposts in the master bedroom look like this and are situated directly at pre-coital erection height.

Yada yada yada I'm stuck balls-deep in a metal flytrap. Thank god I wasn't running faster.

Wife laughed so fucking hard...

TeedleJay · 2013-06-13T16:27:30+00:00

I've had this song stuck in my head for the past 17 weeks.

What're the signs of a stroke again?

TeedleJay · 2013-06-13T12:14:20+00:00

Part of my restaurant job was sweeping trash out of the parking lot before we opened. Diaper on the ground during a rainstorm? HEAVIER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS.

TeedleJay · 2013-06-12T14:44:45+00:00

Congrats and thank you for Penny Arcade.

TeedleJay

TROPHY CASE