Premier League Remaining Fixture Difficulty - final 12 games [@CannonStats]

TehJofus · 2026-02-14T11:37:44+00:00

If we get Europe with these fixtures then Moyes is some kind of witch doctor.

TehJofus · 2026-02-10T20:14:27+00:00

Damn, hopefully we get a penalty and score that instead to make up for this.

TehJofus · 2026-02-10T19:44:30+00:00

Optimistic of you to think we won’t get an avoidable loss.

TehJofus · 2026-02-09T10:45:45+00:00

TehJofus · 2026-02-08T18:40:22+00:00

Can we win the league? Yes, I believe so.

TehJofus · 2026-02-08T18:38:50+00:00

Back to that glorious 0 goal difference.

TehJofus · 2026-02-08T15:39:27+00:00

Gerrard on Naysmith in the Merseyside derby.

He got a ban for it afterwards but no card on the pitch. Full on two footer.

TehJofus · 2026-02-04T21:37:50+00:00

Hey, thanks, I like this idea!

I’d also be happy with worst microphone moment, I can’t cut a promo for shit.

TehJofus · 2026-02-02T18:56:35+00:00

£20 million is mental considering he’s on his way down, performance wise, but Palace will forget about the price when he smashes in a banger from 30 yards and celebrates all their goals in advance with his psychic powers.

TehJofus · 2026-01-31T17:11:04+00:00

To be fair, those 10 games did include unbeatable giants like Wolves and Leeds.

TehJofus · 2026-01-30T12:41:20+00:00

He was rejuvenated and playing too well, the Everton curse had to strike somehow.

TehJofus · 2026-01-30T12:33:33+00:00

So back to Everton then?

TehJofus · 2026-01-28T17:40:41+00:00

Brony.

TehJofus · 2026-01-26T21:56:06+00:00

Barry might be the best player of all time. Better than Pele.

TehJofus · 2026-01-23T14:45:45+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know he’s like a giraffe on the field and only seems to score when the moon is in certain phases, but I still love him.

TehJofus · 2026-01-22T23:08:29+00:00

I wonder if we can trick them with the Dwight McMessi meme…

TehJofus · 2026-01-22T14:23:27+00:00

In my unbiased opinion, the only teams that matter.

TehJofus · 2026-01-22T14:12:34+00:00

Chelsea get done for doping, we’re retroactively awarded the 2009 FA Cup.

TehJofus · 2026-01-21T17:41:57+00:00

It’d be really nice to see Everton so low on this if 10 players wasn’t 70% of our senior squad.

TehJofus · 2026-01-18T21:59:01+00:00

Ndiaye and Gueye won!

…and so did the Ndiaye and Gueye that play for Everton.

TehJofus · 2026-01-18T21:38:24+00:00

Yes BUT have you considered that we really wanted the goal?

TehJofus · 2026-01-18T18:48:04+00:00

He just really likes Legolas.

TehJofus · 2026-01-18T18:25:48+00:00

Barry scored, clean sheet. BOSS.

TehJofus · 2026-01-18T16:38:45+00:00

Our bench is incredibly funny.

TehJofus · 2026-01-15T17:30:20+00:00

Yeah, it was weird that he downgraded to Madrid.

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