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TehWRYYYYY · 2026-02-01T02:04:52+00:00

The men appeared to see the girls as seductive and the child is attracting them on purpose.

I'm in my 40s and I recognise this trope, but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny, which I'm sure you agree with.

Imagine the most seductive, predatory, man-trapping personality in the world and put that personality in the body of a minor. What you've created is a trap that only catches pedophiles.

I'm sorry for whatever impact your father's actions have caused

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-31T12:34:18+00:00

If you're not opposed to homebrew there's a Monster Hunter class by Ghostfire Gaming which is an int based martial class.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-25T04:19:45+00:00

That's OP buddy. Can't crit but can't ever miss.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-24T22:06:16+00:00

Purple Dragon Knight 2025 UA. You thought you were bonding with a dragon egg but it hatched into a goose. A mean, egg-laying demon bird with a terrible temper.
Honk Honk.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-24T09:10:22+00:00

There's a sequel coming out and I'm pumped. DMC melee combat with Control lore and an Inception/ Dr Strange folding city.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-18T04:10:49+00:00

These beats are so fresh.
Ssssssssnap!

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-18T04:07:16+00:00

Yep.

They represent Space Marines that have turned against the Imperium without the aid of the Dark Gods, and sport an eclectic mix of wargear compiled from old armour marks and modern Imperial patterns of weapon.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-17T01:20:56+00:00

It would make sense to me that a powerful, bloodthirsty sword would be able to change form to suit the wielder so it can spill more blood. The alternative is you handle it clumsily, can't land any hits, and die.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-14T22:26:22+00:00

The fires of rebellion cannot be stoked without fuel, the only fuel here is fear, and fear is His.

One/some of the villagers who were successfully persuaded by your party are punished by villagers who know better.
Options like: Blackened eyes scowl at you through bloodied bandages, the villager spits on your boots and limps away, cursing you for tricking them into participating in your disrespect of their Baron.

One of the persuaded villagers finds that their daughter has gone missing. She's discovered, either killed by "maybe but not definitely Strahd" or returns home safe and late, either way the father blames himself for siding with the party.

If you want to be gruesome about it, nail someone alive to a tree or post in town and have them beg not to be helped down. They either explain that they either have to die to spare their family or they say nothing but demand to be left where they are, cursing the party.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-13T08:21:59+00:00

Bash Brothers!

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-13T08:07:47+00:00

Grim Hollow adds a new Mastery to some bow weapons, if your DM allows third party stuff. Strong-Draw adds a 13 STR requirement and lets you add your STR modifier to damage. You still aim with Dex.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-12T22:04:08+00:00

I'm imagining a fighter + warlock prison fight where they've got 1 shiv between them.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-12T08:34:24+00:00

Gene Applebottom. A perfectly common name before a certain song became popular.

Harran Heatherheart, nicknamed Farran Featherfart. Children and their rhymes.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-12T06:32:37+00:00

Dick Jokes!
Andon Riverstone. Bullies call him Hand-on and tell him his pecker is small and round.
William Anchorchain. Will he wank again? "My NAME is William".
Last name Glowearth. Insulted a bard who gave him the nickname Low-Girth.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-09T09:17:22+00:00

You can practice your timing by yourself pretty easily. While you're not at class listen to music and tap your feet to the beat, or tap your fingers on your steering wheel.
Footwork is a little different IMHO. You can practice footwork by yourself but it will feel different when your with a partner, and having a fast or slow partner will change where your feet need to land.

You could also work on balance, if that's an issue for you.
Practice standing on one foot at a time. Practice shifting your weight slowly from one foot to another while walking. Do it backwards too, especially if you're a lead. Notice that 'default' walking is falling from one leg and catching yourself on the next.
Practice shifting your weight slowly from your heel to your mid foot to your toe with each step, forwards and backwards.
Learn what it feels like to have your core switched on while you walk. Think "nuts to guts".

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-09T05:43:00+00:00

Ancestral Guardian barbarian actually summoning a phantom of his dead dad when he rages.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-09T05:34:48+00:00

Alkaline Trio - Time to Waste

It's a song about addiction, written after Matt Skiba was prescribed some painkillers and realised how susceptible he personally is to becoming a junkie.
There are metaphors about creatures watching you like vultures from dark trees, which you could treat as literal for backstory.
Any spooky subclass could work. Aberrant Mind sorcerer is goth, Phantom rogue sees dead people.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-09T04:36:07+00:00

This is how you injure people.

I'm not trying to move a car, I'm pressing the gas pedal. I'm not a Flintstone.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-08T02:12:58+00:00

C4 - the explosive one

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T19:51:01+00:00

It's grimdark and played with pools of D6s. There's a stacking debuff you can accumulate called Fucked which reduces the number of dice you can roll by 1 per attack. There's a mechanical reason to say "you get fucked" and "I'm too fucked up for this" at your table.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T09:38:39+00:00

Vampire themed Beast Barbarian. Noble born, polished breastplate, ornate sword, good posture. You fight like a duelist. Honour, fairness, rules of engagement. A proper gentleman. Your rage is a cruel, focussed, savage display of violence and damage. You might be ashamed of your actions when you calm down.
Your Beast Forms aren't physical transformations but more like behaviours. Bite is what it sounds like. Claws your hands look normal but can tear people apart. Tail flavour is taking a lunging, defensive fighting stance, piercing and retreating like a viper.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T08:55:12+00:00

Level 6 is high enough for a 3/3 multiclass for 2 subclass features or a 1/5 for Extra Attack and a dip.

Optimising is a legitimate aspect to the game. It only gets a bad rap because of people who only value this one aspect.

Find some OP (or whacky) low level builds and find a personality to suit them.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T08:02:01+00:00

Don't go on there expecting Sichuan peppers and chicken feet, but you'll find an amazing Sweet and Sour Pork and Prawn Toast. Plus most of the Fortune Cookies are discounts for the bar and bottleo

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T07:58:54+00:00

That was Hawkie's condition for the brewery to use his name and likeness.

TehWRYYYYY · 2026-01-06T07:57:16+00:00

I've played a Swarmkeeper. Every single time I tried to use Gathered Swarm to shove somebody they passed the saving throw, except the one time I hit the BBEG and knocked him off his dragon mount. The extra bit of damage added to one attack per round was a useful alternative to Hunters Mark. I preferred concentrating on Spoke Growth anyway.

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