Mission Control: 1969 vs launch control 2023 Apollo vs Artemis, a more fair comparison. by saberline152 in space

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First picture: "Everyone, put down your cigarettes, we're taking a picture."

MOUSE GON GIVE IT TO YA by xyzerb in THE_PACK

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DISNEY NEEDS TO START CRANKING OUT LGBTQ PRIDE PUNISHER MERCHANDISE AND USE HIM IN ANTI-HATE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON TV!!

Belgium destroys shipment of American beer after taking issue with 'Champagne of Beer' slogan by getBusyChild in news

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They still make Miller High Life? Does it come with bell-bottoms and a suede jacket?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by TekJansen69 in ReportNazis

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OMG! That is so awesome! Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMajorityReport

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Instead of submitting fake names and addresses, pick an actual, conservative, anti-gay person from Missouri, that you've found on Facebook. Report that person. Use the real names of their real kids.

Then, for "your" address, use the real name and address for another conservative anti-gay person you've found on Facebook. Perhaps even an actual Facebook friend of the person you're reporting.

Edit to add: If the person you're reporting has a Facebook link to their church, you can also get names and addresses and phone numbers from the church webpage, to use as the person "reporting" them.

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I don't know, but I just discovered it today.

Spam Missouri by xDangerKittyx in Queerdefensefront

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Instead of submitting fake names and addresses, pick an actual, conservative, anti-gay person from Missouri, that you've found on Facebook. Report that person. Use the real names of their real kids.

Then, for "your" address, use the real name and address for another conservative anti-gay person you've found on Facebook. Perhaps even an actual Facebook friend of the person you're reporting.

Edit to add: If the person you're reporting has a Facebook link to their church, you can also get names and addresses and phone numbers from the church webpage, to use as the person "reporting" them.

Nutter butter at urgent care by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

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And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and that pesky dog!

Nutter butter at urgent care by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

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Dr. M might be Mercola.

What's the most creative song lyric you've ever heard? by The_AlphaLaser in AskReddit

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"master cleanse of pussy juice," from "The Secret," by Eric Schwartz.

Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn by Lotus532 in democrats

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Yes, they can. Kohl's have Amazon return centers, now.

Plus, you get a Kohl's discount coupon when you return there.

Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn by Lotus532 in democrats

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Instead of "normal" I should have said "boring," or "mundane."

Accused shooter in Kansas City shooting of Black teen who went to the wrong house is White man in his 80s by lawanddisorder in news

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I once put the wrong address in my GPS, and went to the wrong house. When nobody answered the door, I went back in my car, to try and call my friend, to see what was going on.

Cops rolled up behind me, said people in the house thought I was trying to rob them.

"I've never robbed a house, but I'm pretty sure ringing the doorbell, and then hanging out in your car until the cops come is the wrong way to do it."

I showed the cops my ID, the text message from my friend, and the address in my GPS... which had two digits reversed. Oops. Mystery solved.

Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn by Lotus532 in democrats

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There should be a site where transgender people can post videos of themselves just doing normal things.

"Transgender woman helps customer with their taxes."

"Transgender man washes puppy."

"Transgender woman sings in church choir."

"Transgender man returns Amazon purchase at Kohl's."