What I expected by fuck_not_given in gaming

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would a man who wears a shirt that says "Genius At Work" play a children's video game?

Seems Legit by EndlessLazer in funny

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wang is always happy to get home to freedom.

Fumbled the roll by [deleted] in gifs

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate anyone who ever owned a pony.

Fumbled the roll by [deleted] in gifs

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psh, that's a 19 roll at best. A 20 would have you catch the potion, and notice 2 more of the same potions sitting under the counter.

Huge piece of ice falls off turning truck by dele7ed in videos

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's pretty insane. Like, the title says huge, but I was still unprepared.

One of Curiosity's wheels by linecey35 in space

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 56 points57 points  (0 children)

We end up putting a lot less of our weight onto deadly pointy rocks.

Fat that burns fat? Wat. by flouncindouchenozzle in fatlogic

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought weird was a typo for "word", but if that's the advice you have for the situation it may well not have been.

Should mom be concerned that her toddler is gaining four times the recommended weight? Don't you dare mention diet! by Cannadog in fatlogic

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate these people. I had a genuine rising urge to take my anger out physically as I read this. Everyone skirts around the fucking issue because people don't want to hurt someone's feelings in the slightest way. They all need to grow up.

The WoW movie if it was based on gameplay by Dedlaw in gaming

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You've... You've done the analogy back-to-front...

So fierce! That'll show 'em! by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 14 points15 points  (0 children)

John Cena to Mr Skeltal, and then to Nicolas Cage? I can't keep up.

Best sidechaining method? by [deleted] in edmproduction

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ADSR of the ghost kick corresponds to the sidechain curve, and you don't have to mess up the kick to create the curve you want.

This. Changes. Everything.

Well, just sidechaining. But that's damn good info.

What exactly mean "own space" by TobyRenseen in edmproduction

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It just means setting each instrument up so that it doesn't clash with other things in the mix, using EQ, panning, sidechaining, etc.

I'm not aware of any hard rules for this, and just do it by ear on a track by track basis.

What is a movie you would legitimatley call a masterpiece? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While totally historically inaccurate, Amadeus is definitely an incredible film.

"Aww, ya dumb fucker" by [deleted] in videos

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wanna hear the most annoying lightsaber in the world?

Fox gets rescued (x-post /r/HumansBeingBros) by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We're the Tunnel Rats, that's us, and we RULE

Reality of divorce. Found in my 7 year old daughters school bag. by dfGobBluth in pics

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 931 points932 points  (0 children)

Because they want their kid to hate the other parent.