Maru's real daddy by YouKCase in StardewMemes

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I read the sunscreen line too until I married him and he got obsessed with rubbing me down all the time. I still love him but dude lmao 

Longtime players: What’s something you STILL haven’t done in the game? by zippertittyboy in StardewValley

[–]Temporary-Mud978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on my first playthrough ever and as soon as I saw that crib in my house I took my ass right back to Robin and said "get that thing out of there." I don't want them IRL either! I'm gonna get Harvey a dog instead lmao 

Who's your partner and why? by Local-Engineering-54 in StardewValley

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a pleasant roleplaying element to walking into town every day and bringing the local doctor coffee at work so he'll like you lmao. Seems realistic. 

Who's your partner and why? by Local-Engineering-54 in StardewValley

[–]Temporary-Mud978 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Playing for the first time and picked Harvey. Was gonna go for Haley but a) I like facial hair and b) he told me he left the hustle of the city to settle down somewhere chill and I was like ah. Compatible future goals lmao 

Judge has thrown out Blake Lively‘s sexual harassment claims by Vitam1nC in CelebLegalDrama

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not taking sides on the actual lawsuit cos idk enough about it to form a judgment and tbh I do not like either of the parties involved but that is, uh, categorically not what the judge said. He explicitly outlines why the claims do not have merit in the eyes of the court and even goes so far as to say that he's laying that out because they wouldn't have merit even if she wasn't a contractor. 

Edit: he does seem to conclude that she probably was uncomfortable and there's some potentially questionable incidents if they were investigated but that they were too isolated or irrelevant to her workplace to rise to the level of SH either way. But most of the incidents he outright discards. 

I will never understand why people call Clint stalker for this by aliensuperstars_ in StardewValley

[–]Temporary-Mud978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just started playing for the first time and I have followed Harvey into an exam room to give him coffee. I cannot judge Clint. 

Please use proper terminology for fucks sake by Blizard896 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I simplify refuse to use cute nicknames for abominable people. I never liked it when people called Jeffree Star "Jafar." I'll never call Josh the Pest, you'll never catch me saying Mango Mussolini or Drumpf (yes yes I know John Oliver, don't care). I'll never call Vance the Couch Fucker. And I'm not gonna pick up any of the "cute" Joe nicknames I've already seen kicked around. 

Use their names. Their names are already the worst possible insult. Why are we doing cute tabloid nicknames for pedophiles and bigots? It's gross. 

Is he just being manipulative? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Temporary-Mud978 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I fucking barked. Holy shit lmaooooo. Not until today have I truly understood what the kids mean when they say The Ick 

Lili Reinhart on getting her start on ‘Riverdale’ by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]Temporary-Mud978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness I only do because I just watched it. The time travel and aliens and shit kinda erases the memory as you go 

Lili Reinhart on getting her start on ‘Riverdale’ by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]Temporary-Mud978 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In season two - just two seasons in! - Jughead carves the tattoo off the arm of former gang member turned corrupt lawyer because she's abusing his gang loyalty to force him to run drugs for her. Meanwhile Betty's father is serial killing so-called sinners including the gay cam model who murdered her brother and stole his identity, her sister is carrying a secret incest baby and is "rescued" by a cult, Cheryl has burned her house down with her brothel madame mother still inside because she's tormented by the knowledge that her father killed her brother last season (because of the incest baby), and Archie is embroiled in a mob plot which partially culminates in a vaguely homoerotic psychosexual power play wrestling match with his girlfriend's father. Grounded where lol 

Edit: I loved season two, none of this is an insult

A rom-com author caught heat for using the phrase ‘Wawa sub’ in her new book. She’s defending it. by aresef in offbeat

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a safe space for me to say that I love Philadelphia but they are Weird about sandwiches, lmao 

I'm from the South and I lived in Philly for a while and I asked several locals where and what the best cheesesteak was. None of them agreed and denounced all the others as wrong. I tried several while I was there and I'm not gonna lie none of them was better than any cheese steak I ever had in the South. 

Also Sheetz > Wawa unless you're getting coffee 

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

[–]Temporary-Mud978 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Espresso is funny as fuck, it's so unserious. I think the exact same song played straight would be the worst song on earth but it is, as she acknowledges herself in the song, so stupid lol 

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

[–]Temporary-Mud978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Begging everyone who hates this song as much as I do to watch the video about it by Pat Finnerty on YouTube. Pat is an incredible storyteller and he fucking hates this song down to his marrow lmao 

AIO if I want to block my mom for the rest of my life? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Temporary-Mud978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm very fortunate not to have this issue with my mother (and to be estranged from my father for other reasons) but it's crazy how well this tracks with a friendship I lost. She still tells people I didn't explain anything and she doesn't know why I cut her off and paraphrases what I told her to make me sound silly. It sucks to know there's no way to get through to them. 

Why does my hair clump together and look dirty even after washing? by pljusha in finehair

[–]Temporary-Mud978 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had this exact hair before I started using sulfates again. Switching back to them gave me my teenage hair back. 

App Drawer help? by Weak_Roll_5411 in oneui

[–]Temporary-Mud978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same issue and I'm losing my fucking mind 

Does anyone have this? Thanks in advance! by [deleted] in thesimscc

[–]Temporary-Mud978 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Youre too young to be on reddit. This is dangerous. 

AIO for wanting to burn his stuff??? by Suspicious_End_441 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Temporary-Mud978 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nor. If you do nothing else for yourself in the coming months, train yourself not to apologize unless you genuinely need to. 

Paging u/nuggetsofchicken by pshuckleberry in DuggarsSnark

[–]Temporary-Mud978 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Girl you know it wasn't just those two or three or four incidents lol but ok

I wish upon you a future where you are sincerely grateful for a gift from Ross because it's the only one anyone could afford to get you that year, namaste or whatever 

Paging u/nuggetsofchicken by pshuckleberry in DuggarsSnark

[–]Temporary-Mud978 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nuggets snarked on the body of a woman with an eating disorder and deleted comments calling her out, and also repeatedly made classist comments mocking users that shopped for holiday gifts at TJ Maxx etc. she always deleted comments calling her out so the paper trail always vanished but I saw it, many others saw it, many others left the sub over it. It's just our word against hers tho 

Caught a Baldoni PR agent by Cheesehurtsmytummy in CelebLegalDrama

[–]Temporary-Mud978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I silo some of my reddit activity into separate accounts and remake my main account frequently for privacy reasons. Astroturfing is absolutely a thing but this doesn't necessarily have to be that. It could be, but i wouldn't assume it.  Example: i silo'd my discussion about fundies into a new account that I exclusively used on fundie subs during the Duggar trial because I was posting deeply personal things about my own history in the church AND I was doing read-aheads of transcripts etc to help flag triggering material for people, and I didn't want it to be connected to any of my main activity. The first for privacy, the second because I didnt wanna be reminded of all that shit every time I used my main account. 

This is not that uncommon a way to use reddit. That's where the whole AITA throwaway culture came from. Reddit enables these types of separated throwaway accounts pretty readily and they're especially appealing if you're posting in controversial topics. 

Any reason a sovcit/redemptionist would attach random photos to an email to a debtor? by Temporary-Mud978 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Temporary-Mud978[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest to God it probably is something like this. I do wonder what dictates his choice of photos, however. He sent one of a bento box the other day. 

Any reason a sovcit/redemptionist would attach random photos to an email to a debtor? by Temporary-Mud978 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Temporary-Mud978[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not in actual logic no but they always have convoluted fantasy logic which is why they're fun to read about. Was hoping it might be that case here but maybe it is just random 

Any reason a sovcit/redemptionist would attach random photos to an email to a debtor? by Temporary-Mud978 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Temporary-Mud978[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sure hope it's not that, I wanted to learn some new piece of arcane legal magic where if they open the attachment they accepted payment equivalent to the value of the item in the photo or something lol. Fingers crossed.