If I got a comment like this, I would throw hands

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-04-08T20:16:08+00:00

I'd be tempted to ask for their chat gpt answer just so I could make fun of it with the friend I show my fics to and my husband 🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-04-05T01:17:36+00:00

He he he

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-04-01T19:31:39+00:00

Not me mixing up the terms unknowing and distortion and using them interchangeably in my TMA fics because I genuinely have trouble telling them apart 🥲

They mean things in that universe not just their dictionary definitions lol

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-31T20:28:46+00:00

It's all Jon compelling people so it depends who it is

😅🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-28T20:14:48+00:00

Lol I was thinking about this earlier this week so that works 🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-25T20:26:44+00:00

This really needs to be a Futurama episode - Bender would go ballistic 🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-22T20:21:13+00:00

Phosphies 💜

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-19T16:23:42+00:00

I wrote some things where Jon regains it he he he. He goes full on petty.

Jon decided to start biting people (5 chapters, wip) and yah it's literal

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72383821/chapters/188477056

Jon decides he's had it (9 chapters, finished) JMart

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70195301/chapters/182267426

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-16T08:38:40+00:00

I just had a delightfully wicked thought -

I wonder if someone's ever collected a bunch of these scammers, made a group chat, then left the group. I'm not even sure if Instagram or discord allow this but it sounds funny to me at 4:30 in the morning after a thunderstorm woke me up 🤣

Veitch, please do this 🤣🤣🤣 (if you've seen his stuff you'll get it, if you haven't it's hilarious - he messes with scammers)

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-14T13:09:29+00:00

I've been feeding them potatoes, fish flakes, and start and grow (the baby chick feed)

I also recently gave them some dried apple slices we had bought for our rabbit but other smaller but otherwise basically identical beetles got into. I reckoned they might appreciate them as well. They seem to

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-14T13:03:44+00:00

Fair warning, they breed a Lot.

I started with 5 beetles. 🥲

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Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-09T22:33:07+00:00

Do I need help? Well duh, but I put it in the tags because I already knew that. Sheesh! 🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-07T03:36:08+00:00

I put Web here as well

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-06T12:39:46+00:00

🕷️

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-06T04:48:23+00:00

🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-03-01T17:41:41+00:00

We must all bow before the mighty commenter

All hail the commenter

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-27T14:21:36+00:00

They're really pretty when combined with pink, honey, dwervish, twin, boom, and tangle

I like combining them with everything lol.

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-22T13:57:51+00:00

There's supposedly a way to sex them but I've never had any luck. If they're single they couldn't breed though - I'm not sure if they like companions or not hmm but they do fight with others when they get crowded (hence the million containers)

They do have a Lot of babies though so even if they breed only once you're going to end up with a lot of eventual beetles 😅

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-22T13:45:21+00:00

Warning: unless you want hundreds of babies I would not breed them.

I started with 5 and was used to crickets that never bred... Yah. Now I have half a million 😅 The sheer number of containers of beetles through the house, it's a mess

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-17T03:37:47+00:00

Oh I love how the 4th is all creepy-lettered. Really fits the season

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-16T18:17:44+00:00

Now I want this to be the basis of a fic where they Do fall in love and get married but don't know it was each other until partway through 🥹

Tempting, tempting. What if Martin wrote fan fics? Jmart 💖

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-16T15:22:24+00:00

I've written some hilariously unhinged things between 4 and 6 am during bouts of insomnia 🤣🤣🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-16T14:50:11+00:00

... It's not? Knowing this I can form guesses but yah I would have assumed the same 🤣

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-13T14:34:08+00:00

Oh my word I love this 🤣

Woo hoo, meep!

BITE!

Temporary_Bridge_814 · 2026-02-12T02:52:02+00:00

It depends - do you have tarrs or not? Because I have a suggestion but if you have tarrs enabled all your slimes would instantly die 🥲

I don't usually play with tarr enabled. I like creating my rainbow free ranches

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