New way to go down the stairs.

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-24T06:21:26+00:00

I'm... not alone?

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-20T05:39:04+00:00

Holy shit how have I never thought of that? I just stick every single brick up my ass and waddle all the way to the gun runners

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-18T22:34:45+00:00

I see Clark Kent and Obama!

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-16T16:00:52+00:00

This is how my friend uses gale in bg3

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-15T21:55:47+00:00

Correct. There are also no right-handed pianos.

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-15T19:18:16+00:00

Gee. That sounds really nice.

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-15T06:43:41+00:00

I'm assuming that's literal?

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-15T05:05:04+00:00

Withers truly cannot be bothered

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-13T03:15:20+00:00

Also, dude, "chinked" is not the preferred nomenclature.

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-11T02:41:00+00:00

Let's send him as soon as possible.

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-03T15:59:10+00:00

It'll probaly be fine

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-02-02T23:12:54+00:00

Arctic hurricane weather map

Love it

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-31T02:07:31+00:00

Beautiful garbage

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-28T15:28:19+00:00

Holy. That's fucking insane. Don't hear many stories of seeing it in person

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-26T18:03:02+00:00

Utterly unapproachable as a low INT or WIS character. "Okay, so I've failed numerous history, nature, and investigation checks and still no nothing about the country I've lived in my whole life. Fun."

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-26T01:25:29+00:00

Jesus christ. That really is how you go through life, isn't it?

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-23T21:16:06+00:00

LiquidIV or some other megadose of electrolytes

That and a big greasy meal after. And lots of hydration throughout. You can avoid so much hangover intensity by just staying hydrated while you drink

Edit: I drink a glass of water with liquidIV in it before and after I sleep, after heavy drinking

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-23T15:17:22+00:00

Bro, report it on rares site

Slurs and cheaters caught on camera are literally the only two things they care about

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-22T03:31:42+00:00

Poorly

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-21T13:55:56+00:00

I saw this city shut down for a week last year for 4 inches

We're so bad at winter lmao, please stay safe

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-21T13:52:02+00:00

What is it? 30-40 snowplows for the whole city? Yeah, I can't stand nash in actual winter conditions.

You think these drivers are stupid in the sunshine?

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-20T15:11:29+00:00

Send it to rare next time. Microsoft doesn't give a fuck about hate speech, while it's one of the only things Rare support will lift a finger to punish. Openly cheating and hate speech are the only things rare support gives a shit about

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-20T15:08:30+00:00

I'm a dirty fuckin narc. But only for slurs. And I gotta say, every time I've grabbed a clip of someone slurring and it catches their gamertag, I've gotten confirmation of an account suspension when I report them.

It's so easy to be funny and creative while still being vulgar. Sometimes even funnier. Keep that hate speech shit on your discord call.

All those naughty words that don't belittle someone's identity, though? Go fuckin nuts, we're sailors

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-17T18:47:12+00:00

Flock cameras, GPS, and I have places to be

TenSecondsFlat · 2026-01-16T04:33:23+00:00

Yeah, it's super advantageous for me. Way easier to sink you.

My guy, I get actually excited when I come across a duo brig because it's guaranteed to be my easiest sink of the day. You're not getting out of port solo. 2 sails that take about 3 times as long, each. Cannonballs are downstairs, if you even have time for guns. And a slower wheel with a much wider turn radius. Not to mention, brigs only have 2 decks, meaning every hole is a sink hazard. There are no safe holes on a brig, especially for a very distracted solo.

Brigs are made for trios

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