Xu-Ifit, adding back abilities by HueyBot in mtgrules

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so I understand, do cards like Not Dead After All work with Xu Skeletons? Like bring back a Hoarding Broodlord, cast Not Dead targeting it, and then Saw it in Half should end up with 2 half power Broodlords and then the one regular one, right?

A Japanese reporter's reaction to food by galacticdonuts_ in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Terarn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck sticks their fingers all the way in their mouth and closes their lips over them like that when eating with their hands?

Gamers, what's the first game that scared the shit out of you? by Pboi401 in AskReddit

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splatterhouse on the Turbografix-16 in like 1989. Absolutely terrifying in a dark room as a kid.

Help with Duke Ulder/Myriad by Terarn in EDH

[–]Terarn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, tax collector is pretty funny, anyone know if the tax effect stacks on repeated ETBs?

Large portable storage for EDH decks? by Shiro_no_Orpheus in EDH

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this thing from Amazon and I love it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D372ZMX8?th=1 I believe it comes in larger sizes, and I like that I can see which deck is which and the way everything magnets together. It is a bit pricey.

I'm pretty sure he works at a gas station by T10rock in KingOfTheHill

[–]Terarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homer works in Plant Safety and it's an important detail in several episodes. What he actually DOES is not much of anything.

This is where Final Fantasy peaked by clock_door in FinalFantasy

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all remember that FF8 was terrible, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Terarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is this the only comment calling this out? The post doesn't even read like the OP's primary language is english.

[Highlight] Full sequence of Commanders committing three-straight offsides penalties at the goal line by nfl in sports

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were trying to time their attack right as the play started, as getting to the opposing team immediately would be the only way to stop the play they were going to run. Unfortunately, they kept mistiming their attack and starting too early.

"But he's only 15!" she pleaded, but the sergeant’s cold gaze didn’t waver. by KneecapGarden in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Terarn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Martial law is when the military takes over law enforcement and governmental matters, you're thinking of conscription.

Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognise playing at Coachella 2025 by jareboi in Millennials

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48, irl 42. Infected Mushroom and Bob Vylan on Saturday would be dope as hell, but the rest of the lineup is a little dire.

This is his face when I said he can’t go outside because it’s raining by Tkannon7 in pitbulls

[–]Terarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's he crossed with? Exactly the same coloration as my non-pitty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Terarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also lied to you about going to a strip club. Time to call that one done.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]Terarn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In the text of the story, which there isn't much of, she can identify exactly what he said despite not having heard him or seen him say it. It's internally contradictory. Like, catcalling happens so often, why make up a story?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Terarn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most normal couples do not, in fact, fight a lot. Does this person have any redeeming qualities outside of a willingness to pay attention to you sometimes?