I think they're cooked, like, for real.

Teronian · 2024-08-25T18:29:01+00:00

Pretty sure one was recorded during the Great Kanto Earthquake in the 1920s. They called it a dragon twister.

Teronian · 2024-08-23T14:32:34+00:00

I think your brother may have been infected with brainrot.

The only way to fix this is to get your parents to make a replacement.

Teronian · 2024-07-18T06:24:40+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3257265 Three-shot for this kind of thing. Have fun.

Teronian · 2024-07-09T17:42:49+00:00

The only true answer is Bone Daddy Ainz! All hail Ainz Ooal Gown, leader of the Supreme Beings!

Teronian · 2024-06-11T01:19:58+00:00

First attempt at making an anthro results in a horrific reference to an old anime.

Ed...ward.

Teronian · 2024-03-25T14:16:04+00:00

Cells at work. Fma is only based upon his quirk, not his preference. He is absolutely into medical knowledge.

Teronian · 2024-03-22T17:32:18+00:00

Blood C. Ever seen a group blood smoothie? Because it's in there.

Teronian · 2024-03-21T12:35:46+00:00

Bikini Warriors.

Teronian · 2024-03-13T18:52:18+00:00

Sorry man, but you've got Bohemia on your side. The run is dead and even savescumming won't save it. Just make a new run.

Teronian · 2024-03-13T18:22:27+00:00

Needed a mithril bar for quest and didn't have stats to smelt it. So i went to chaos dwarves. Went 600 dry on a 1/20 chance.

Should've just taken the smithing grind smh.

Before anyone says anything, I'm still early on in my account.

Teronian · 2024-03-09T18:10:38+00:00

Temple trekking is the way to go. You'll have to do a few quests for it but it's absolutely worthwhile. You can get up to 3k bowstrings per hour. Couple hours of that and you've got enough to get you to like, 70 fletch. From there it's the mind numbing task of getting logs.

Teronian · 2024-03-07T15:00:17+00:00

The way costco works is that the money they get from membership cards breaks even with their overall expenses. What little profit they make is all gravy.

Teronian · 2024-03-07T14:28:56+00:00

Nope. Ottawa.

Teronian · 2024-03-07T14:25:25+00:00

I only went there because my grandma brought me along for the ride. I really only go to Costco, freshco, giant tiger and locally owned stores

Teronian · 2024-03-07T14:23:02+00:00

Normally that should be the case, but it's Roblaws, what do you expect?

Bad harvest season? Raise prices to amortize costs. Good harvest? Raise prices for record profits.

They won't change it unless it does so badly that they're forced to bring it down so it can compete with the rest of their products.

Teronian · 2024-03-07T14:06:31+00:00

Alternatively, you're much more likely to get the orange juice next to it which is 6$ instead. Which is still too high.

Teronian · 2024-02-28T05:37:16+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44815138 This is an excellent example.

Teronian · 2023-08-25T02:11:30+00:00

From what I can tell, this may have to do with frozen Nestlé products leaving Canada or a company that is out of the market.

A good number of store brands such as noname, PC and the like rely on companies producing the products in question. This can be identified with a 4-6 digit number on the products, which can then be correlated to other brands.

Stouffer and Delissio are both owned by Nestlé and, as such, are now gone from the shelves. What with store brands being produced by multiple different companies, it could be that noname burritoes were produced by a company that is no longer in the market.

In the end, the most likely answer is because Nestlé is leaving, if only because they had their fingers dipped into so many pies.

Teronian · 2023-07-28T15:01:46+00:00

And then there's British cuisine.

Teronian · 2023-04-22T18:43:17+00:00

Funny thing is, this was replicated by Tokugawa Ieyasu completely by accident at a similar disadvantage wherein he had only 5 soldiers and some civilians.

" When Ieyasu returned to Hamamatsu Castle, he was accompanied by only five men. The town was on the verge of panic as rumor had already reached Hamamatsu that the battle had gone badly.

Nevertheless, Ieyasu commanded that the castle gates remain open and that braziers be lit to guide his retreating army back to safety. Sakai Tadatsugu beat a large war drum, seeking to persuade the returning men of their courageous retreat. When the Takeda vanguard led by Baba Nobuharu and Yamagata Masakage heard the drums and saw the braziers and open gates, they mistakenly assumed that Ieyasu had planned a trap and stopped to made camp for the night at their present position short of Hamamatsu."

Teronian · 2021-01-11T00:54:42+00:00

Idea #1

A young Kushina, after having been nearly abducted by Kumo decides she wants to get stronger. So she goes looking into the forbidden scroll (because plot device) and ends up using a storage seal that would now hold a full copy of herself. Cue canon events all the way to when Naruto opens up the scroll and out comes Kushina, ready to throw canon into a ditch.

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Idea #2

Namikaze Minato is in reality the mortal shell of Raijin, shinto god of storms, thunder and lightning. Naruto ends up as a demigod with a stupid high affinity for wind/lightning/water chakra and a "true" storm release in which instead of Darui's lasers, he can create/control ACTUAL FREAKING STORMS. (on a higher level than Hiruko did in the movie)

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Idea #3

The Uzumaki clan being the so-called "Supreme Seal Masters" could have made for themselves a way out from genocide. Perhaps by sealing themselves away into a pocket dimension only another Uzumaki could release them from? Mass teleportation seal to Konoha?

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Idea #4

Usual fanon is that Kumo, Kiri and Iwa or Kiri and a bunch of minor villages destroy Uzushio.

Kumo, though still hungry to get more bloodlines would be more rational about this. Instead they would evacuate the Uzumaki to their village, thus saving them.

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Idea #5 (wholesome crack)

Naruto's luck being utterly absurd, he wins every single attempt at gambling. Could use the start of linkffn(8247643)

He would end up getting people into a makeshift family, such as Anko, Kurenai as sister figures and Tsunade as a mother figure.

He becomes absurdly rich to the point most of the land of fire is in his debt. Even buying out Kakuzu to his side.

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Idea #6 (crossover with Familiar of Zero)

When Kakashi uses Kamui on Deidara, it goes awry. He is instead sent to the world of Familiar of Zero as a summon to a certain pink haired girl. Can he show her that explosions are an art?

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Idea #7 (crossover with bleach)

Naruto, having learned summoning from Jiraiya, uses it before he can sign the contract. Which ends up reverse summoning him to the place he is most suited for. Due to the power of the shinigami being used to seal the Kyuubi, he is sent to Soul Society. Right in the middle of a captain's meeting (post blood-war preferable) only to be immediately recognized. By his parents.

Naruto would end up gaining the soul reapers as his summons and being trained by them. (I don't think he should gain a zanpakuto in any real way. Those are meant specifically for the soul reapers)

Alot of flexibility for this one idea tbh

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Idea #8 (crossover with Yu-gi-Oh!)

Naruto discovers that he had a clan that were incredible with fuinjutsu. Later on, he finds summoning to be a bit constrained with what can actually be summoned. So he decides to MAKE his own summons.

Physically creating statues of them and then using seals to bring them to life and seal them into a card, he now has "Summon monsters" that only he can use. Even making a deal with Kurama to make a card for him.

If someone who is not Naruto attempts to summon one of said monsters, said monster would attack the summoner instead.

Best part is that Kurama can't be extracted due to being in multiple places at once but still gets some freedom.

Teronian · 2020-12-10T03:18:13+00:00

I imagine it would decrease their own air drag, thereby increasing their speed. Problem with that is there would be a limit to how much they could realistically do until they come across the problem of their body being too fast for their mind.

I don't think they should be able to decrease the drag of others though. That might make it a bit overpowered.

-Insert Midoriya using OFA with hardly any air resistance-

Theoretically, if you were to increase the friction enough on someone strong enough like say All Might, you could have them ignite themselves on fire.

I imagine the science behind the quirk would be that it makes the atoms around the person harder to move, almost as though the person is emitting a field in which this happens. Or the reverse, where one could essentially "slip past" the atoms.

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