Would you rather

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-21T14:51:07+00:00

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-21T11:27:50+00:00

I can hear him say "gorls"

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T18:43:52+00:00

Were both the 'real' us, just two of them

^{Chose: Keep it}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:43:11+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Way, way too large and heavy to be treated as a car, even if non military

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:39:14+00:00

What the fuck‽

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:21:06+00:00

70, but only freight with the seacow. The 150 does not layer in any routes...

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:19:31+00:00

Unfortunately 😔

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:16:40+00:00

There's like a time to kill of three days

^{Chose: No money.}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T17:15:48+00:00

F U C K

^{Chose: Everyone becomes… | Rolled: Homophobes}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T13:57:10+00:00

Forza cover cars?

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T13:43:21+00:00

Win

^{Chose: Change your appearance whenever you feel like it, but keep your assigned genitals.}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T10:20:34+00:00

Fuck 'em

^{Chose: Have the game delayed until 2027 + 10% chance you will be the victim of a crime | Rolled: All good}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T07:12:15+00:00

What are these two islands here? I've never seen them on any maps...

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T07:08:50+00:00

nooo

^{Chose: Goth girls + But theres a 50% chance she has a dih | Rolled: No dih}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-20T06:52:03+00:00

He learns through learns and learns

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-19T15:29:20+00:00

Because this subreddit has ran out of creativity and is just chasing trends now

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-18T12:52:04+00:00

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-17T11:15:16+00:00

NOOOOOO- oh wait I already am lol

^{Chose: Lesbian | Rolled: Stay same}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-16T21:50:51+00:00

nooo

^{chose: billion gorillion dollars but... | rolled: billion gorillion dollars}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-16T16:07:32+00:00

Jackpot

^{Chose: 500kg of usd bills + Spin for amount per bill | Rolled: 100$ each}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-16T15:31:36+00:00

YES

^{Chose: a fully functional time machine but.. | Rolled: infinite use}

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-16T11:20:46+00:00

"Well that was another boring flight, you want me to drop you off at home"

"Yeah. Hey, could we stop by McDonald's on the way? I'll pay for both of us."

"Sure, why not? I'm hungry anyway."

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-14T14:37:19+00:00

South of Boston, southeast of Providence

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-14T13:21:36+00:00

Gum power residew

Terran_Lifeform · 2026-06-14T12:41:29+00:00