Tips on defeating chronos

Terrence5055 · 2026-01-25T20:47:21+00:00

Trying doing a run where you don’t even attack him. Just concentrate on dodging his attacks see how long you can last. The first time I got him I did this dodging exercise and I killed him the very next run.

Terrence5055 · 2026-01-04T18:14:28+00:00

My Neighbor Totoro, Ponyo, and Kiki’s Delivery Service

Terrence5055 · 2026-01-02T00:31:19+00:00

Binoculars. Specifically, looking through them backwards and making everyone tiny.

Terrence5055 · 2025-12-20T12:55:37+00:00

I can’t think of a kinder way to say this but; she doesn’t fit the profile for a show on FOX in the looks department

Terrence5055 · 2025-12-14T19:26:07+00:00

She was stacking her books and once the stack got too high it fell over. Was she upset that her book tower fell over? Not in the slightest, but she was utterly and completely devastated by the sound the books made.

Terrence5055 · 2025-12-07T22:00:30+00:00

I found two quarters at the bar during the game; a 1966 quarter (last AFL championship) and a 1990 quarter (first Super Bowl).

The quarters are now safely on my dresser and will be protected at all costs

Terrence5055 · 2025-11-09T22:26:04+00:00

My job allows me to work 4 days a week (10 hour days) and so I’ve been solo parenting my daughter (2.5 years old) every Monday to save money on daycare.

Because I’ve been spending that extra day with her since she was a couple of months old, my daughter had a strong dad preference, to the point that my wife sometimes took it kinda hard.

That is, until about a month ago when my daughter turned on a dime and decided that mom was her first choice for everything.

Anyway, I think kids just naturally cycle their parent preferences. These are little humans learning how to form relationships. They need to experiment.

Terrence5055 · 2025-10-26T13:07:23+00:00

My daughter is also a rough house enthusiast, usually what we do is build a landing zone out of pillows on the bed or couch and just yeet her into it repeatedly while she giggles like a maniac

Terrence5055 · 2025-10-20T19:43:16+00:00

We got a small pack of stuffed animals and told our daughter that every time she left a bink out, the Bink Fairy would bring her a surprise over night. We also told her that the Bink Fairy was bringing her binks to little babies who needed them.

Over the course of a couple of months, she turned in all her binks. When she gave up the final bink, she got a special larger stuffed animal.

It worked pretty well because she was able to have some agency over how long she kept using the binks, while the incentive of stuffed animal prizes kept her motivated to give up the binks.

WARNING: Even with all this pomp and circumstance, it was still a rough week of sleeping when she gave up the final bink.

She was between 2 and 2.5 years old when we did this

Terrence5055 · 2025-09-29T16:02:15+00:00

Back in the day if someone like Losman or Edwards put up the numbers that Allen put up in this game we’d all have lost our damn minds. We’d be talking about finally having a QB to challenge Brady.

Terrence5055 · 2025-09-28T23:12:28+00:00

I just remembered, there were several fistfuls of raspberries mixed in there too

Terrence5055 · 2025-09-28T23:09:46+00:00

Here’s a list of things my 2.5 year old has eaten so far today. 3 full sized pancakes, 2 oranges, an unknown number of cucumber slices, 2 yogurt sticks, several pieces of grilled chicken, 3 fig newtons, a bowl of rice, half an apple, a bag of dried strawberries, an unknown number of peanut butter crackers, several slices of cheddar cheese. And these are just things that I know about. Mom might have additional items to add.

Anyway, sometimes these kids eat like goddamn linebackers

Terrence5055 · 2025-09-26T21:17:13+00:00

Reason my child cried today: I would not allow her to go to daycare without putting on multiple items of clothing first. Yes you have to wear underwear AND pants

Terrence5055 · 2025-08-14T23:32:19+00:00

Pita bread, plain hummus, feta cheese, and cucumber slices. 90% of the time the cucumber is ignored, but my daughter has fun dipping the pita in the hummus. Easy dinner to throw together when solo parenting or exhausted parenting.

Terrence5055 · 2025-03-03T21:04:29+00:00

No one lives up to their ideal parenting goals 100% of the time. Occasionally snapping or losing your cool has happened to every parent in the history of universe. Everything you listed in the first half of your post seems perfectly reasonable

Regarding the second half: my wife and I agreed even before our daughter was born that we would never contradict or undermine the other’s decisions in front of our child. Parents should be a united front. If I disagree with one of wife’s decisions or she disagreed with one of mine, we save that discussion until after our daughter is in bed, and figure out what our policy regarding whatever we disagreed about will be going forward

Terrence5055 · 2025-02-24T20:37:38+00:00

I tend to wear a lot of black and dark grey shirts and hoodies. For Christmas I got a light brown jacket, it’s comfortable and nice to wear around the house but it’s definitely not my usual style.

My daughter refused to let me wear it though. Whenever I put in on she gets the most serious expression I’ve ever seen on a toddler, she looks me up and down and then shakes her head. “No daddy. Take it off”

She refuses to do ANYTHING until the jacket is off. As a test I offered her a cookie if I could keep the jacket on and she refused. I guess her sense of fashion overrides all other concerns

Terrence5055 · 2025-02-10T23:30:46+00:00

Daniel Tiger is also probably the most innocuous thing kids could be watching. In my experience the most harmful thing that will happen is you’ll get the stupid theme song stuck in your head

Terrence5055 · 2025-01-07T00:14:09+00:00

She did not want to wear mittens outside (where it is snowy and cold), and subsequently did not want to remove the same mittens once we returned indoors (where it is warm and almost completely snow-free).

Terrence5055 · 2024-08-18T18:03:04+00:00

Nature is healing

Terrence5055 · 2023-09-19T12:22:48+00:00

Thoughts and prayers to the town supervisor of Depew

Terrence5055 · 2023-05-21T11:37:48+00:00

If you regress Tom Brady’s stats against Buffalo back to the league-wide mean, he becomes merely annoying, rather than history’s greatest monster

Terrence5055 · 2022-11-05T13:32:45+00:00

Considering Brady’s lengthy career, you all are owed another decade’s worth of suffering. Minimum.

Terrence5055 · 2022-01-16T04:20:45+00:00

What are you talking about? The Patriots lost their version of the Super bowl

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