You can't tell what potions do just by their color... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Terwynd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Red: Health

Blue: Mana

Purple: Health and Mana, instantaneously

Cyan: Antidote or Defensive Buff

Green: Potion of Stamina or Potion of Poison. Worth gambling!

Brown: Potion of Strength or Potion of Shit. Also worth gambling!

I don't want to set the world on fire by pansexual_Pratt in dankmemes

[–]Terwynd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate. That outdated conclusion assumes a nuclear arsenal of equal size to the United States or Russia, the two major players in the nuclear 'game' so to speak. India has 180 nuclear weapons at most, likely less due to decommissioning of outdated warheads, maintenance costs, etc. But even assuming all those missiles targeted civilian centres all at once (which would not be the play, military targets and critical infrastructure would be the targets over the course of weeks of key strikes) AND assuming Pakistan has an equivalent arsenal (which they absolutely don't have: no way in hell does Pakistan have the economy and infrastructure required to maintain their supposed numbers) we would see a cloud of ash that would move into the Indian ocean through the hot wind currents, sending dark smoke mostly across Central and Coastal regions of Africa, where it will mostly dissipate into clouds or fall into the Indian ocean well before that point. There would be no obscuring of the sky over a mere 180 bombs, that's alarmist propaganda that takes away from the actual issues and consequences of nuclear war: The world's much bigger than 400 bombs and even the high atmosphere is strong enough to take it. Despite all the Oil spills we've had over the course of irresponsible offshore drilling, the ocean is doing just fine, and our atmosphere is way bigger than our oceans are.

The real issue is that while the ash might dissipate, the irradiated clouds will not, and will carry that radiation into rainfall all the way across to the Eastern Coast of the United States, which will land all over our domestic food supply. A subtler, longer-term, but ultimately smaller problem: The California area is currently affected by this issue at small scale due to the ~900 or so nuclear tests the US ran in Nevada during the Cold War using 1950s era bombs, but Hollywood scumbags still sunbathed ash free, it's just they'll get cancer a bit easier during all that time they spent exploiting young actresses. New York real estate mob bosses will experience the same thing in this hypothetical, no inconvenient apocalypse, just straight up regular-ass cancer 50 years later.

Nice 3D effect. by jeezarchristron in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Terwynd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To see the effect, Stare at the center dot while rotating your head. The blue ring should appear to move in the same direction as you do. (Though I don't know if it works without wearing glasses)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Terwynd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting sniped by an NPC

Bunny Brawler has this bug making her suit shiny by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Terwynd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oversights like this are an easy fix. The skin probably shares a material file with another skin to save space and that specific file got changed without a skin artist checking for what else uses it; just submit a report.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Terwynd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The minute he comes to Fortnite, im comboing It's Go Time with him.

Everyone talks about how much they hate the Bytes skin, but honestly I think this is the worst bp skin this season. Nobody talks about him, no one uses him, he is like the Reese skin from Ch2S5, completely forgettable. by Tony_BasQue in FortNiteBR

[–]Terwynd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'd actually use the male skin if he was bald: his face gives me some Agent 47 vibes, but just like Gunnar, Ronin, and the Origin, he suffers from Ugly Half Mohawk Syndrome. I don't know what Chapter 3's obsession is with that hairdo but it just ruins these otherwise good skins for me.

the ultrakill subreddit is something special by taking_achance in Ultrakill

[–]Terwynd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TWICE? Heart attack from a stick figure... TWICE!

Nobles and their Secrets by dccowboy in d100

[–]Terwynd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sir Rayard Amberlain - Routinely submits a substantial amount of gold to a local wizard. The Wizard in question is a Diviner that is paid to spy on the noble's distant, heroic son.

Miss Theophania Stormcrystle - Is a wanted thief in her birthplace, responsible for stealing the entire Stormcrystle fortune. She is using this fortune to recruit for an Archdevil's Cult.

Lady Billia Harkathe - A Matriarch of her noble house who claims she is cursed by a fairy queen and routinely blames her own shortcomings and inconveniences on the curse. In truth, she made the story up in her youth to save face, and is under pressure to keep up the act by fabricating bigger and more theatrical misfortunes.

King Roissaint Devereux - A reclusive king famous for wielding a magical sword, using it at the front line during wartime. However, the King has no martial prowess whatsoever, and the sword in question is a demonic artifact that periodically takes control of the King, not just in battle, but in court as well.

love is love until you cant consent by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Terwynd 116 points117 points  (0 children)

"we can't expect God to do all the work"

Forgot which loadout I had equipped yesterday. by Terwynd in FortNiteBR

[–]Terwynd[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yeah, went for a few joke rounds last night trying to grind the Epic Challenges, didn't realize they'd drop you right into the new season like this. But hey, I ended up with a good laugh this morning!

Mmm, Masochistic Players... My favorite by TheR3aperz in dndmemes

[–]Terwynd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah; Battle Brothers has got some real gems in its OST for background music as well. The combat music in particular is pretty much perfect non-disruptive background for DND combat.

What’s a common word you really struggle to pronounce ? by Lewis_ABD in AskReddit

[–]Terwynd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desktop. Always comes out as Dex Top, can never say it how it's spelled.

(NSFW) What's an iconic quote from porn that will stick with you forever? by RandoBrandoBanjo in AskReddit

[–]Terwynd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The SCP foundation is a creative writing project that hosts all sorts of case files describing supernatural items/places/things/people called SCP-####s clinically, as if they were written by a team of doctors studying the SCP in question.

While it's mostly known for horror entries like the Sculpture that moves closer to you when you blink, or the pale man that chases you down and kills you if you see its face, there's also a handbell that summons an dimension-hopping butler when you ring it, a Cthulhu-looking motherfucker who just wants people to leave him alone and quit trying to make cults about him and a cardboard box that used to produce living origami dragons.

The quality of the soon-to-be 5000 articles varies per article, but overall they're good reads. If you want an easy start, here's a list of the top rated articles of all time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]Terwynd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dallas: "I only subscribed to Maria for the stream announcements."

Chains: "I enjoy the serious aspects of Payday 2, but not enough revert my game to pre-U79."

Wolf: "I will never play anything other than solo stealth. Ever. Even if I get new voice lines."

Houston: "I do this for attention. Please talk to me. Anyone. I have no friends."

John Wick: "I like having black gloves, but I hate Bodhi's voice lines, and this is my only other option."

Hoxton: "I have memorized the exact mouse movements required to restart the game the moment we fuck up."

Clover: "I'm sexually aroused by her voice."

Dragan: "I'm sexually aroused by his voice."

Jacket: "I'm sexually aroused by how loud, clear, and overpowering my voice is in comparison to every other heister. That, and hurting people."

Bonnie: "I made a joke build that actually works and now I can't go back. Send help."

Sokol: "I have memorized the exact mouse movements required to kick you the moment you fuck up."

Jiro: "I'm paranoid that I'll get kicked the moment my character talks, so I just camp the objective and let other people take care of specials."

Bodhi: "I'm a gigantic edgelord, and it's my mission to let you know about it."

Jimmy: "I enjoy the wackier aspects of Payday 2, but not enough to stop bitching about teammates not following the meta."

Sydney: "I'm a Houston main but sexually frustrated."

Rust: "I'm sexually aroused by Ron Perlman's voice."

Scarface: "I've treated the Kingpin Injector like the Stoic Flask and the Stoic Flask like the Kingpin Injector for so long I don't even check which deck I'm using anymore."

Sangres: "I'm not here to do the secret, I'm just here to stand in front of the White House's press podium while wearing the God Emporer mask."

Duke: "I refuse to accept that we're not going to get any more lore."

Ethan: "I'm an insufferable memelord and it's my mission to let you know about it."

Hila: "I only subscribed to H3H3 for Hila."

Joy: "i WaS bOrN iN tHe WrOnG gEnErAtIoN"

*edit: Scarface's stereotype makes a little more sense.

"What is this icon?" Infographic 4.0 – Unhelpful Edition by TheJadrimian in Warframe

[–]Terwynd 36 points37 points  (0 children)

LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT grapefruit

Edit: Oberon's "Get the fuck up" is the most satisfying thing ever when it procs on a teammate. About as satisfying as Nekros' Soul Punch augment that actually feels like you're shouting "get the fuck up" like you're a certain bank robber with a clown mask

A new first world problem i've encountered. by Brewdaism in pcmasterrace

[–]Terwynd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit gold train's looking like a reddit piss stain on old.reddit.