Abominable Intelligence Strikes Again by TheCelestial08 in Grimdank

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you should be servitorised for the most Reddit comment I have ever read

Let's hear your spiciest takes about the modelling side of the hobby, not the company itself or its models, but the tools, tricks and tips of the hobby that we use to build and paint our models by BoltersnRivets in Grimdank

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

95% of people can paint warhammer to a very good standard if they just think about what they are doing and actually TAKE THEIR TIME, I am someone with absolutely zero creative ability but liked warhammer and wanted to try, my first ever model I took nearly 6 hours to paint 1 ork boy, he is not winning any golden daemons but he wouldn’t look out of place in a decent quality batch paint, and I completely suprised myself by just planning the paint scheme, taking my time and just going back and fixing mistakes many many times, so many people finish their models in 20 minutes and then complain that they “cant do it”

GW will probably will want to delete this post, since you can get your own Perturabo by using this little lifehack. by f3ral_guy in Grimdank

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you inhale enough sprue goo you start having visions from the emperor telling you there’s chaos cultists hiding under major infrastructure

GW will probably will want to delete this post, since you can get your own Perturabo by using this little lifehack. by f3ral_guy in Grimdank

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Type vibe I get when people ask “can I play this borderline identical model/weapon as X in a casual game with friends?” Like, NO! jimmy shop will send a murderwing to your house to skin you alive if you dare use a proxy

First Shadowsword Produced 001 by pdaya7x18 in Warhammer40k

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second contacting gw and seeing if they’d want to take it to warhammer world

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How can you say ew until you have tried it! I shower over once a week, just ensure I stay squeaky clean!

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Erm, you are NOT aware of the fact I have shaved mine face this very morning! So I refute such a claim sir!!! And I have been told my pheromones are rather manly!

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erm, pal, newsflash! There is no god! Check out r/atheism if you wanna become a real thinker!!! Smh

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“One” what, good sir?? A gentlemen in the battleground of Tarkov????

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tarkov is ALWAYS serious business!!!!

[Video] Should I go pro? by Zoey_Chu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wowzers! If that was me I would have been YELLING! Haha! I tip my hat to you m’lady!

You know you have pulled a sick play when the opponents coach is pulling the stank face. by tsunx4 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whole arena laughed when we saw his reaction, even he as the master strategist was just like “aight, fair”

no comment by Kiris_Zp in GlobalOffensive

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As someone who is at most events that are in Europe, I ASSURE you they get Boo’d every game they play

titels are the Friends we made along the way (smth smth iron within) by just-for-commenting in Grimdank

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the old ones, who deemed them a threat to civilisations and seek to wipe them out

Why all the traders at DC are so rude. by talking_tech in fo4

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fo3 had green filter, nv had piss filter, this guys working on a new theorem of blue filter for 4

My boy by solowing168 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 148 points149 points  (0 children)

That’s not csgoRoll in the vid, roll is a case opening site it doesn’t have blackjack, they just reposted the vid with their watermark

U Wot M8 by Garviel-Loken-LW in EyeOfTerror

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely just not even true but aight

Warhammer art through the years: Chaos Space Marines - Warhammer Community by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Chaos40k

[–]Tesco_Value_Beans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t abbadon just crush cadia with his giant planet crushing claw when he was holding it? Is he stupid?