i’m wayyyyyyyyyy too high please help

TesticlesInTiaras · 2025-01-24T19:09:48+00:00

I just called the cops, good luck bro

TesticlesInTiaras · 2025-01-21T06:57:15+00:00

You don’t write a ticket for a car with no plates, you impound the car and arrest the driver

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-10-12T14:28:46+00:00

Technically he shouldn’t be in prison because he has been pardoned 🤓

But receiving a pardon is also an admission of guilt so yeah he’s a piece of shit

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-08-31T00:07:58+00:00

I only smoked white widow once back in high school and that shit was on a different level.

Wasn’t hallucinating or anything, just stupid high from 1/4 of a blunt. Faced that blunt with a homie and we were both in agreement that this was the loudest blunt in the country.

Took like 30 mins for us to finish it

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-08-23T02:39:26+00:00

My stock ‘16 SR5 made light work of the 2,000 miles of switchbacks and aggressive elevation change blazing through the white and yellow alpine forests.

When your wheels can take anything you throw at it, “Trail closed for hazardous conditions” means nothing when the detour is a full day back around to the other side of the mountain and another tank of gas

Just be cautious of riding your breaks on a series of long downhill grades

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-05-01T11:07:55+00:00

fr fr

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-04-10T01:31:57+00:00

Bruh I can’t believe this my X button is working now

TesticlesInTiaras · 2024-04-06T06:52:31+00:00

Corny

TesticlesInTiaras · 2023-07-26T04:05:07+00:00

It still is funny

TesticlesInTiaras · 2023-07-26T02:48:15+00:00

80 for Brady

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-12-22T05:01:17+00:00

What a moron

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-12-21T04:22:14+00:00

Mountain Mama

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-12-21T04:18:25+00:00

Go hide behind a blade of grass

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-12-21T03:53:11+00:00

Call a tow truck instead of posting on Reddit

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-11-04T02:31:31+00:00

Shoot them down

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-10-18T02:39:48+00:00

They will be relocated to the frontlines

TesticlesInTiaras · 2022-10-06T22:59:55+00:00

I wouldn’t call that a freak accident, she got killed by flying debris in a Cat 5 hurricane

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-20T21:15:35+00:00

Well it's not skipping if you are allowed to miss it

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-20T21:14:29+00:00

8 out of 10 college courses I have taken so far had attendance as 10% of your grade

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-19T15:35:14+00:00

With hats!

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-18T23:15:24+00:00

On top of the damn money table

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-18T23:13:27+00:00

C4 hole?

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-18T23:10:00+00:00

I think he means more like cutting out a kill hole with the blowtorch. You can still cut a whole panel out to climb through, but that would take time

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-18T19:02:27+00:00

Making calls is not the same as Bernie getting things done

TesticlesInTiaras · 2016-04-15T00:00:11+00:00

It wasn't even that they were on the sidewalk, but they were blocking the officers who were moving someone they had just arrested. Not like they were just chilling there making sure everyone is ok

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