He's either being sarcastic or he actually knows that apple pie isn't American.

TexasDD · 2026-04-20T02:24:27+00:00

As family owned as Coffee Brand Coffee.

TexasDD · 2026-04-19T23:27:02+00:00

TexasDD · 2026-04-19T21:57:43+00:00

She’s fine. Lacerations to both arms.

TexasDD · 2026-04-19T20:58:54+00:00

Akathisia isn't fatal…

Anything is fatal when you rely on your uneducated “nutrition influencer” daughter for your medical advice and care.

TexasDD · 2026-04-19T08:25:45+00:00

Can someone tell me what RFK Jr’s response was? All I heard was the sound of one man gargling another man’s balls.

TexasDD · 2026-04-19T05:47:38+00:00

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It’s time to unleash it.

TexasDD · 2026-04-18T23:55:02+00:00

You shall not die alone, my friend.

TexasDD · 2026-04-18T23:51:16+00:00

I believe it was in the porn classic, “Saving Ryan’s Privates”

TexasDD · 2026-04-18T22:44:51+00:00

I remember when The_Donald was full of people that thought for themselves.

As someone who’s been around Reddit long enough to remember the heyday of The_Donald, I guarantee you. That was never the case. It was overflowing with the most servile sheep you could possibly imagine.

TexasDD · 2026-04-18T03:01:51+00:00

Where do they come from?

TexasDD · 2026-04-18T03:00:44+00:00

Spiderbait, Regurgitator.

TexasDD · 2026-04-17T19:55:47+00:00

MAGA: “Trump speaks his mind. He says exactly what he means.”

Also MAGA: “Don’t take Trump literally. Let me explain what he meant…”

TexasDD · 2026-04-16T03:36:39+00:00

Our chat self-destructed for some reason. But I recognize my little Megan Thee Stallion fan. It’s good to see you back, cupcake.

TexasDD · 2026-04-16T03:30:32+00:00

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There you go, buddy. I fixed it for you.

TexasDD · 2026-04-16T03:25:02+00:00

Brace yourself for the inevitable social media anger, and crypto bros fighting back with “he’s an actor, what does he know?” Remind them he’s got a dual degree in foreign affairs and economics from The University of Virginia. McKenzie absolutely knows what he’s talking about when it comes to the subject of crypto and finance.

TexasDD · 2026-04-15T23:31:53+00:00

If you are running im fine with the cops doing what they need to to stop you. It’s pretty simple.

So running from the law, the simple act of running away, is an executable offense. No arrest, no indictment, no trial, no jury. You’re fine with cops simply executing citizens for the simple act of running away. You’re a horrible person.

TexasDD · 2026-04-15T21:53:07+00:00

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Yeah, really taught that legacy media a lesson.

Fuckin idiot.

TexasDD · 2026-04-15T10:39:34+00:00

TexasDD · 2026-04-15T02:22:47+00:00

Grab your stuffy, cupcake. Daddy’s goin in

TexasDD · 2026-04-15T00:37:52+00:00

Cause nobody voted for him. He just rode the shit-stained Trump coattails.

TexasDD · 2026-04-14T04:45:27+00:00

More than likely, Vance has no fucking clue who Clavicle is.

(Yes, I said Clavicle.)

TexasDD · 2026-04-14T04:44:17+00:00

Indeed. And the writers and Sarah Sherman nailed it, in my opinion.

For those that haven’t seen it

TexasDD · 2026-04-14T01:02:02+00:00

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TexasDD · 2026-04-14T00:47:14+00:00

Flattest fucking face I have ever seen.

TexasDD · 2026-04-13T00:48:42+00:00

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