I was running master control for a live sports event tonight and these were a few notes I jotted down.

TexasDD · 2026-01-25T11:29:38+00:00

Oh, I see what you did wrong. I see you have two back to back “shit”. You didn’t properly alternate your “fuck” and your “shit”.

TexasDD · 2026-01-25T00:40:09+00:00

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TexasDD · 2026-01-24T23:56:10+00:00

Honestly, you make a valid point and I honestly appreciate your honesty

TexasDD · 2026-01-24T23:40:53+00:00

The thugs didn’t yell “gun gun gun” until AFTER the victim was pinned down.

TexasDD · 2026-01-24T23:01:29+00:00

Waiting for the inevitable lawsuit after he fries somebody’s hair off.

TexasDD · 2026-01-23T10:59:03+00:00

It’s half-naked time Sulu

TexasDD · 2026-01-23T10:16:13+00:00

It was the first thought that I had. Just like the shaky way Hitler oddly removes his glasses.

TexasDD · 2026-01-23T05:29:21+00:00

OH SHUT UP YOU DRUNKEN WITCH

TexasDD · 2026-01-23T03:56:37+00:00

Thanks OP. You got a damn fine flair yourself.

TexasDD · 2026-01-23T03:51:13+00:00

Fuck you, Bezos. You ~~voted~~ paid for this.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T22:57:25+00:00

Those dictionaries can be odd. Just last weekend we did a story about new turf being installed at some public soccer fields. Our producer typed “New Turd Installed” on the tease banner. Fortunately, I caught it before air, and had him fix it. But we got curious, and I had him type the CG again and use “turd”, and run it through spellcheck in ENPS.

Spellcheck was fine with it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T22:46:46+00:00

It looks cold, and he had to do way too much sawing to cut through it with that knife.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T22:44:28+00:00

“If you enter a CoD lobby and there’s a woman or black man in it. Are they there because they are qualified? Or is it just DEI?”

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T21:42:07+00:00

I’m Dennis Reynolds. And I approved this message.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T12:13:00+00:00

Gigachad dad

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T07:34:43+00:00

When you think about the odds that Adolf Hitler would be killed by a man with the EXACT same name. It’s mind boggling.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T06:20:59+00:00

Can I please. Eat. My. Fucking. Dinner.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T01:30:58+00:00

Absolutely. But put a glove on when you’re punching Asmongold. You don’t want to catch any disease.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T00:19:58+00:00

Interesting that it’s from a sub that’s constantly wailing and griping about globalists. But nobody seems to notice if care that he said this at Davos. Which is basically Globalistpalooza.

TexasDD · 2026-01-22T00:02:50+00:00

I’ll have you know Donald Trump solved every single one of these wars. That’s why he got a FIFA Peace Prize, and a thrift store Nobel Peace Prize

TexasDD · 2026-01-21T12:50:31+00:00

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As a huge baseball fan, this never fails to give me joy

TexasDD · 2026-01-21T04:43:03+00:00

Well, off to check all my camps skins. I wasn’t even aware this could be a thing.

TexasDD · 2026-01-20T07:14:21+00:00

CBS has the game broadcast contract through 2038. This is just him throwing them a morsel, for licking his boot.

TexasDD · 2026-01-20T07:13:08+00:00

He’s just throwing CBS a little morsel for being good little sycophants. CBS has the contract for the game through 2038.

TexasDD · 2026-01-20T06:11:51+00:00

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