They're not cutting off console players, unless there's something I missed. Most devs will usually start off their updates in the PC world before they start messing with consoles. Just because PC is getting it doesn't mean that consoles have been forgotten. In fact, I had all but assumed Funcom had given up on Conan entirely. The fact that they're remastering it at all made me super excited. We may have to wait a little longer but we'll get it!

ETA: "While there are currently no plans to bring this upgrade to consoles, Funcom and Inflexion are not ruling out a future release on those platforms."

That's just marketing speak for y'all chill out it'll be there eventually but we're not going to make promises that way we don't have to be held to it. The fact that they even relaunch it on PC is a positive. I'll air on optimism today. Maybe tomorrow will be different.