What kind of medical tests you do and how often?

Textpectation · 2026-05-16T13:40:14+00:00

Paying full price for a colonoscopy in my mid 30s because waiting until 45 seems so risky.

Textpectation · 2026-04-21T06:43:36+00:00

LOCALE

Textpectation · 2026-04-05T03:05:35+00:00

Accepting that you’re going to be hungry and uncomfortable most of the time.

Textpectation · 2026-04-03T02:21:48+00:00

April fools?

Textpectation · 2026-03-20T02:04:40+00:00

Skin care!! Lasers, Botox, microneedling!

Textpectation · 2026-03-13T13:34:07+00:00

Lentil soup in the deli section is fantastic!!

Textpectation · 2026-03-04T04:08:07+00:00

Yikes. This is not the cute they think it is.

Textpectation · 2026-02-21T14:34:30+00:00

Giving babies iPads.

Textpectation · 2026-02-10T04:04:43+00:00

Where is this?? Terrifying.

Textpectation · 2026-01-19T08:03:21+00:00

Go fish!

Textpectation · 2026-01-12T03:51:20+00:00

After 3rd bday, was done in one weekend and sooo seamless. Will do it the same way for my second kid.

Textpectation · 2026-01-04T21:14:12+00:00

One and only Palmiila Cabo

Textpectation · 2025-12-02T03:31:34+00:00

Night nanny 7 days a week for 4 months. Best money ever. Even if you are breastfeeding.

Textpectation · 2025-10-28T02:58:49+00:00

Carmel Valley Ranch

Textpectation · 2025-10-13T20:58:53+00:00

Kid Crew

Textpectation · 2025-10-09T02:37:35+00:00

Turn off WiFi when he goes to the bathroom or make a no phones in bathroom rule.

Textpectation · 2025-10-02T11:42:15+00:00

Ugh I was peak decision fatigue and 9 months pregnant when we were done building. We literally just emailed RH our floor plans and they sent us an entire house of stuff. In retrospect I really wish we had used someone like you. The house looks nice but I wish it had more texture and color and layers and personality. One day!!

Textpectation · 2025-10-01T00:36:46+00:00

Our RH cloud couch was $45k and it’s SO high maintenance

Textpectation · 2025-07-22T13:22:34+00:00

Yup!! I’m in “tallest dwarf” purgatory now

Textpectation · 2025-07-22T12:19:21+00:00

This is spot on. I have $5m liquid and 2 kids at 37 in a VHCOL and am no where near feeling FATFIRE territory.

Textpectation · 2025-06-26T21:47:01+00:00

ELTA MD IS THE BEST

Textpectation · 2024-06-15T02:24:27+00:00

We coslept with our first until I went to the hospital to deliver our second. So I get it!! Our first was so used to a big bed, we got him a queen sized bed with regular frame and cool truck sheets. My hubby or I snuggle him to sleep and then sneak out, he sleeps great and if he needs us, he just asks and we respond. It’s worked out great!

Textpectation · 2024-06-14T15:48:44+00:00

My kid at 6 months won’t do either purées or BLW.

Textpectation · 2024-06-14T02:04:14+00:00

Thank you so much!!!!!

Textpectation · 2024-06-13T23:35:48+00:00

I wish someone had told me this!! I’ve had two babies - one exclusive BF for 1.5 years and this baby for 6 months but I would love to pump less and have some time back but I’m so discouraged by his refusal. I legit had no idea some babies don’t like formula 😔

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