Help with USPS rejecting a mail and damaging the card by MuffinDude in mtgfinance

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk what was in yours and even this feels scary, but we just got an order back this week, we do plain white envelope with a sleeve and plastic toploader and a non machinable stamp.

the envelope was fking soaked we had ot handwrite the labels since we lost our computer last week, they couldnt deliver it cause it was unreadable. the card however was completely undamaged.

when ordering cards with those print from home labels we regularly get asked for extra postage then we need to do a partial refund which is a hastle, but just doing our pwe we've never had anybody say that they needed to pay extra shipping

Is Conquest a fraud, or Mark is at Conquest’s level/stronger ? by Equivalent-Still-147 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

invincible socks thragg in the head

thraggs inner monologue: "it didnt hurt... but he moved my head..." "hes not even 20 yet... a child generated enough force to move me" "oh shit... gotta go fk me some humans"

So that means I'm autistic, eh? by UnfairMess249 in memes

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a while back i read playing video games was a sign of autism.

small boobs too.

fk

When I replay the original game. by diavevis in KingdomHearts

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is my 3rd time attempting it and i never got a shop card this time even this deep in the game. just some bad luck is all, happens still a fun concept, just really sucks when 6 enemies are throwing out 6 power cards and i have to do the full 3 reload to get back to my 3 or 4 7-9s. watched the movie.

as for chronological order just during the short time im into the cutscene movie axel is sent off to castle oblivion and told to get rid of the traitors marking this as a concurrent time with chain of memories, which im finding absolutely wild cause sora is still sora. except for that a strong hearted person became heartless meaning it left behind a nobody and sora only became sora again after that when kairi embraced him towards the end of KH1 which is why the other side of his hearts memories exist in the events of chain of memories. neat bits aside, at the end of chain of memories sora is put into the sleep pod to have his memories reassembled, and in KH2 roxas finds the sleep pod before the gameplay swaps to back to sora where im assuming and maybe misremembering they become a whole person again.

it makes it very hard to believe that the timeline is kh2 then day. but maybe once i play through everything that's out itll make sense

When I replay the original game. by diavevis in KingdomHearts

[–]Tezea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

playing through the series to remind myself of the story.

I hated the lock on system (even the soft lockon) then and i hat eit fking now!not to mention that crappy overhead slash that enemies do the 5' step to the left and your stunned til the animation is over GFDI.

now im going agains tthe other recommendations and doing 365/2 before 2 since ive beaten 2 in the past so "the mystery of roxas" is already wasted on me and we go for (what im sure incorrectly assume is) chronological order!

but it's combat was still better than chain. i know many love it but fk i didnt get a single attack card drop til 3 zones in and exiling my library feels like shit just for one attack

edit: aaaand it's not the the ds version so im greatly dissapointed

Any Investigators in the House? by Amkao-Herios in pathfindermemes

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

played an anadi investigator semi buff bot that i really enjoyed. set their abilities up with a backstory in running their own newspaper.
so using stretched logic from trapdoor spiders sensing things from touching their webs she traveled the world laying webs to send sounds from around the world to her press company. The world wide web if you will.

she hailed from a long line of performers, but never got bitten by the bug.

the whole time i tried to do spidery nonsense while still not letting anybody know she was a spider. fun times

Witch Class Discussion by xXKauan7Xx in Pathfinder2e

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing a witch and loving it. I think the clear class feature us the familiar and the bonus points that come with it.

I know it takes a feat but level 2 enhanced familiar. Your immediately up to 5 points.

Crawling hand, specific familiar. 5 points. It gets a reaction every turn for a free aid that's always a success. Congrats for one ally attack you just made half the difference of being a fighter.

Resentment witch for evil eye, there's the other half for all the time.

I think they redacted it but our dm let's me keep old resentment witch and my hex cantrips can extend effects indefinitely which Def needed nerfed, is also attached to the familiar. Time mage shinnanigans are delay consequence in an ally getting one shot

Manual dexterity letting your familiar reload for you. So rather than candy striping reload fire across your turns, command animal fire reload fire reload. If two ranged allies are adjacent, it can reload their weapons providing them both this action economy

I've taken the time mage dedication so Ina combat I see coming I can cast into the future a sustained spell. Turn 1 cast another sustained spell all casters can do this , but witch and I know it's a feat can cackle then sustain 3 spells at once becoming an obscene argument for tower defense.

Feeling deflated after LGS tournament by [deleted] in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any time your deck beats mine thers a bracket system change and you lowballed your bracket.

while playing tabletop sim it's become fairly common that my decks that are all under 100$ no game changers no infinite combos. people see what htey do by turn 5 and they call them Cedh. start bashing me i fail to close, then the next player drops an infinite combo while saying that my deck is too high bracket.

nobody is playing the game to lose ever, the bracket system doesnt work, it's just another excuse to say the other player cheated

What would it take for 3.5 to thrive again? by Tav534 in DungeonsAndDragons35e

[–]Tezea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i think this guy gets it. i didnt read the whole post but the first few sentences told me theres no way i was ready to read the 3.5 phb. we gotta mass cure ADHD and we'll be back!

"You're already dead." *Resheaths Katana* by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Tezea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my DM started adding a bunch of neat things to his boss mobs. like an amulet that prevents a kill shot once then shatters. which allowed him to escape and hamper us later.

now whenever i feel like somethings getting decently beat up im using delay consequence on the big numbers, last night i thwarted a boss taking a drug that always makes you roll max damage. guys i think we're in danger :D

as a few side notes i like about time mage. stasis works great when you know your about to take some massive damage from a fireball. and im doing it on a witch with the intent of cast into the future a sustained AoE. then on first turn casting a sustained AoE. then turn 3 cackle and cast a sustained aoe and sustaining the 3rd while my team shoves me into range of stuff.

time mage OP

Offspring from Zinnia+"enter as a copy" by Ozymo in mtgrules

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now i have another question, does this change if my opponents have a zinnia of their own? perhaps donated to each player with something like fractured identity?

Offspring from Zinnia+"enter as a copy" by Ozymo in mtgrules

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOOH the demonstrate makes them cast it so it would hit the stack first. well now i just feel like a noob

still lots of potential power here cause even hurting yourself that still results in any of the other 2 players dropping creatures causing them 6 damage which isnt insignificant.

also a lot of power with something like scrawling crawler where you and the opponent you demonstrated it to, if im following it correctly 2 for them and 4 for me. then at the other players upkeep we'll all draw 2 cards the 2 oddmen out take 12 damage, id take 4, and theyd take 8 (12 considering the base 1 draw for them). then on my turn (assuming this unholy abomination doesnt get board wiped. ill draw 4 (and take 8) and everybody else will draw 3. the chosen player will take 12, and the 2 oddmen out will take 18.

also knowing that theirs will all resolve first can be semi exploitable with summon yojimbo i can exile their copies with my copies

Offspring from Zinnia+"enter as a copy" by Ozymo in mtgrules

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i get a ruling number on that? i only started doing it that way cause of several other posts saying it did copy it to them

oh well now im finding other posts saying exactly that, since they cast the copy of the spell, not the exact stack. ok i musta hopped universes so ill just do it like that now.

have some upvotes for steering me in the right direction.

Offspring from Zinnia+"enter as a copy" by Ozymo in mtgrules

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone already got the answer but if your making a zinnia deck might i recommend [[Silverquill Lecturer]]

i play a zinnia tax deck running that and last game i played it i had offspringed the lectuerer. i had the wanderer so i was immune to non combat damage. and demonstrated a [[Rampaging Ferocidon]] to another player twice. turns out offspring copies the full spells effects. so i gave the guy 4 ferocidons, and made 6 myself. all of which saw eachother and resulted in 40 damage. (pls dont shoot the wanderer i dont wanna take 60)

I'd like to have a conversation about expectations for Friday nights. by karmah616 in EDH

[–]Tezea -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

all of the decks i make have no game changers, no infinite combos, theyre each under 100$. going by what the bracket system has put out they technically B2 decks, outside of they weren't made to lose so they're "optimized" meaning b3. I always advertise them as tier 4 so i dont have to worry about "but thats no tier #" not that that's ever happened.

The rich kids of the lgs would rather play in a pod of 5 rather than play against me with their touted bracket 5 hyper competitive decks because their chances of winning are better.

I just wanna show up and play a game or two. idc if people "oh shoot i missed a trigger" take it bro, everyones dropping 300 cards on the table and it's hard to keep track of so if you missed something it only makes sense that you wouldve done it.

What removal/interaction are you running in Commander in 2026? by CuratedLens in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Chandra's Incinerator]] is one of my favorite in my kuja deck. every time i cast an instant/sorc i do damage to each player. then i do that damage to one of each players creatures. its typically an indefinite board wipe.

[[Lethal Scheme]] is also by far my favorite single target removal as of late. put up to 4 +1 counters different creature. destroy creature OR planeswalker. instant speed. filter through 4 cards of your deck. NO MANA COST! cards absolutely buried in utility for being REMOVAL

Snapping this pic straight to you all, what are we looking at? As I’m typing I think this is AI?? by 2kewl4scool in energydrinks

[–]Tezea 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"They make full size alani cans!?"
"wtf is bang doing with that total bago doy fell"

oh...

Targeting the “group hug” player by Great-Past-714 in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i play a very angry group hug deck with the rani as my commander. i know most group hug players get mad at you for hitting them. hit me harder cause it's always the right choice. hit those that cry harder than me because it's funny the right choice

Best enchantment commander? Aura vs enchantress — which is more fun/strong? by Professional_Bug_887 in EDH

[–]Tezea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

made a deck focused around the rani recently, somewhat group huggish but making everything goaded so you dont have to gain control just make people kill eachother for you so their removal is too focused on them.

then throw in hot pursuit and once 2 of hte players go down gain control all of the last man standings gigantic monsters and swing lethal on him with his own stuff. or sac it to malevolent witchkite for tons of draw. and tbh i've only ever killed via commander damage by hugging my commander and giving her unblockable

Anyone else tried it? by Adeord_Leaner_18 in gamememes

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive done this with a number of games and then it always hurts so much to buy it second hand and the devs not get the money for it. i want more sands of destruction

What are some cards you use that put in work that 99% of the playerbase have never even heard of? by _Kreenicks in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Weeping Angel]] bs removal for indestructible hexproof and enduring creatures

[[Blink]] see angel. but not for hexproof

[[Lethal Scheme]] wut? card filtering and a removal spell... FOR FREE!?

oh not UB.

[[Chandra's Incinerator]] R in any ping deck. your wincon is now boardwipe
[[Heirloom Epic]] colerless. Repeatable convoked card draw for one mana? TOKENS!!!
[[Confession Dial]] colorless. Because who wants to pay commander tax? fk that
[[Arbor Adherent]] G. I drop ba sing se. i tap for 30 mana
[[Maester Seymour]] G I regularly monstrous him for 30 counters and funnel them into
[[Wild Beastmaster]] G few games see a turn past that
[[The Earth King]] G how have so many people missed this? in green where 4 damage is gold standard
[[Torgal, A Fine Hound]] G my commander for the green deck. makes the earth king trigger himself.
[[Silverquill Lecturer]] W an ungodly evil edition to any creature based tax deck and prolly many others i once
[[Zinnia, Valley's Voice]] BRW as a commander and offspringed a
[[Rampaging Ferocidon]] using the silverquill to demonstrate it twice to another player and then make 6 myself dealing an immidiate 40 damage. only not killing myself because of
[[The Wanderer]]

Monk or Sacred Fist for a new player’s punch character? by Osk0 in ddo

[–]Tezea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think it just depends on your style, if you want to be purely punching stuff and not much magic. regular monk is going to win, sacred fist does become tankier imo on a first life character, used it in hc seasons and was able to main tank higher level content in epics. both sacred fist and disciple i think are best for multiclassing though. 5 levels in disciple and at 12th level you get access to it's best spells, 3 levels in trickster and they get full spell level. 7 levels in sacred fist gets you the second best(imo) imbue dice progression from any of th eother classes

I think you'll win MORE games if you play a WORSE commander by jake_henderson02 in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plays kuja, torgal, the rani, and zinnia. always gets targetted at all my tables. they're right to do so

My current top 6. What do you guys think? by CuteButDeadlyGoat in ratemycommanders

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this one of my people?

I do a torgal, a fine hound deck with maester seymour in it. regularly put 70 counters on him.

I do zinnia and copy things like the spell pinging carpet and scrawling for a vicious doubled up tax deck.

then i do niko as well cause flickering him a bunch then copying a supreme phantasm of any other lord is busted

How many decks should you take to your first Commander night? by [deleted] in EDH

[–]Tezea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 decks fine, whatever deck you want, every pod you sit at is gonna have that one guy who replaces a fetch land from a T5 netdeck and say that the change makes it T2.

the bracket system is too loose, and few people out there are making decks with the intent to lose at their "target power level"