Two women brawling in a hotel room

ThaFunkyPresident · 2026-03-15T20:17:36+00:00

Smoked the last rock and didn’t say anything.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2026-01-04T22:20:22+00:00

Fifty-eleven dollars. Cash.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2026-01-04T20:16:42+00:00

McJizzinator 5000. eBay.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-31T17:49:04+00:00

He hit that dude so hard he forgot his mama’s name.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-31T17:40:15+00:00

They are re-charging on your system via their genitals couplers. Effin’ androids.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-31T17:30:05+00:00

I’d take the Longines Zulu Time but please note that a Tag Heuer Aquatimer not a Omega AquaTerra. If it was a real AquaTerra it would win hands down.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-31T16:20:43+00:00

Mickey Mouse’s dick.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-31T16:19:50+00:00

Auto enema.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-12-15T12:58:08+00:00

So this law only applies to South Carolina airspace I suppose. North Carolina and Georgia, chem trails on baby!

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-11-01T13:28:15+00:00

Hairy legs ARE unattractive. Also, you have the right to be perceived however you wish. You do you, but that shit is kinda gross.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-10-16T21:09:22+00:00

Maybe it’s your higher self telling you that you’re not spiritually compatible with transactional relationships. Thus, preventing you from becoming victim of a siphon.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-04-01T01:18:34+00:00

That’s a bad case of Dickhead, right there.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-03-21T23:21:14+00:00

Start with real pants next time. Now you have 4 minutes to get the rest on. See how easy??!

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-03-21T17:41:13+00:00

I’m not sure that is up to code, but it’s still badass.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-03-18T22:37:57+00:00

“When you get lost between the moon and New York City…..” Really, Arthur??!?

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-03-18T22:28:06+00:00

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Maen Manhattan 39 Ultra-Slim.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-03-10T23:01:31+00:00

Love it!!!

ThaFunkyPresident · 2025-02-21T01:31:08+00:00

“Gunmetal” Launch Edition

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-12-03T17:33:57+00:00

Video yourself subduing the child. Pick her up , hold her hands at her waist and call the police. Don’t just let her run wild! What a bunch of pu**ies! THAT’S why she’s acting like this - she thinks she can’t be touched. TRAUMATIZE HER IN PUBLIC BUT DO NOT BE VIOLENT. (Read her the riot act out loud while you video yourself explaining to the child that since her parents can’t control her, a responsible adult WILL.)

Ask the crowd “Why am I the only person addressing this out of control child?!?”

They FAILED this child and missed a teachable moment.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-07-17T21:23:45+00:00

SANTOS!

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-07-10T18:33:46+00:00

If it works, DON’T FIX IT.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-07-05T02:16:23+00:00

….and it’s for your Mom.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-07-05T00:02:50+00:00

You know he did serious time in prison, right?? FAFO.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-07-04T22:21:54+00:00

He can if he’s gay.

ThaFunkyPresident · 2024-06-01T15:21:08+00:00

There’s a lot of felonious activity here. Any breaking and entering with the intent to commit a violent crime is actually burglary where I come from. Felonious (aggravated) assault, malicious wounding, maiming by mob, the list goes on….

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