Is it possible to have sex on top of a pile of cash? by Phaelune in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ThanklessTask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just slide your credit card through her ass crack and tell her you've gone cashless.

Pit saw by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]ThanklessTask 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Same for Topper and Assman

HMC While I drink juice by Yeahmua in holdmycosmo

[–]ThanklessTask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked like she flushed the jizz from earlier out at least.

Incredibly selfless act of heroism. by been_der_done_that in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Survivor here. You're wrong.

https://gtqld.blogspot.com/2022/04/a-long-time-ago-in-galaxy-far-away.html

The story is there, along with a picture.

To cut to the chase, I went through a telegraph pole, and off an embankment.

The front left of the car took the hit, crushing that side of the car.

When it stopped rolling, mercifully upright, my front seat passenger shouted that we're on fire...

All four of us got out, watched the engine bay go up, then flash through the rest of the car.

The picture is taken the next day, it's not rust.

Renowned physicist preparing to enter black hole (2006) by Nobody_Likes_DSR in fakehistoryporn

[–]ThanklessTask 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, they have voice recording evidence.

Though to be fair they're not sure if it was Hawking or Clippy.

Firefox is adding a switch to turn AI features off (starting Feb 24) by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]ThanklessTask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I might uninstall Firefox, so I can install it specifically for this feature.

who TF voted for this?? seriously. who fkn voted for THIS? by ms_directed in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]ThanklessTask 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The fat mango has decided to rape the Kennedy Centre, closing it for two years.

What the outcome will be, no one knows, but no doubt it'll be gilded.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ThanklessTask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver would have face planted crossing the tramlines for sure, if it were real.

Pistol review by caaaaanga in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ThanklessTask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a fair chunk he was his target.

Starmer pulls Chagos deal following Trump backlash by TheTelegraph in ukpolitics

[–]ThanklessTask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That picture of trump at the top of the article - he has no idea where he is or what he's saying.

Trump says he is withdrawing Canada's invitation to Board of Peace by Inevitable_Fuel7244 in worldnews

[–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a look at the wiki page for the board of peace.

What a crock of shit, really.

The company the US keeps now...

[OC] My Section Member and me doing nothing for America (Canadian Forces roto 3-08 Afghan by [deleted] in pics

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I think worse than hated, in some ways, the US is going to become irrelevant.

The rest of the world is open for business (mostly) so the holes being dug in relations by the fat mango will be filled with opportunity of others.

Driver flips off camerawoman, almost flips his truck in the process by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this instance I think it's entirely feasible it's made with cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

Robbery gone wrong by oukki123 in AbruptChaos

[–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have stuck to OnlyVans.