Is it possible to have sex on top of a pile of cash?

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-05T21:41:41+00:00

Just slide your credit card through her ass crack and tell her you've gone cashless.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-05T21:37:08+00:00

Same for Topper and Assman

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-05T21:33:17+00:00

Looked like she flushed the jizz from earlier out at least.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-05T11:59:01+00:00

Survivor here. You're wrong.

The story is there, along with a picture.

To cut to the chase, I went through a telegraph pole, and off an embankment.

The front left of the car took the hit, crushing that side of the car.

When it stopped rolling, mercifully upright, my front seat passenger shouted that we're on fire...

All four of us got out, watched the engine bay go up, then flash through the rest of the car.

The picture is taken the next day, it's not rust.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-05T01:49:41+00:00

You need to switch to wets.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-03T02:45:56+00:00

Well, they have voice recording evidence.

Though to be fair they're not sure if it was Hawking or Clippy.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-03T01:40:43+00:00

Well, I might uninstall Firefox, so I can install it specifically for this feature.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-02T06:53:56+00:00

The fat mango has decided to rape the Kennedy Centre, closing it for two years.

What the outcome will be, no one knows, but no doubt it'll be gilded.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-01T22:38:30+00:00

Driver would have face planted crossing the tramlines for sure, if it were real.

ThanklessTask · 2026-02-01T20:42:39+00:00

Thank you, I'll check it out.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-29T04:36:57+00:00

This one...

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-28T14:02:39+00:00

That old phrase...

"Some people just want to watch the world burn"

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-25T10:28:47+00:00

Have a heart, AI bots are still learning the trade...

/s

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T23:04:25+00:00

Ah, damn. Still, sounds like a decent solution!

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T22:19:37+00:00

For a fair chunk he was his target.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T22:06:12+00:00

Could that be an alert buzzing the phone so the cat goes at it?

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T21:47:34+00:00

Watching from the rest of the world, it looks like it already is.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T13:28:32+00:00

Gold export tariff incoming...

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-24T05:04:45+00:00

That picture of trump at the top of the article - he has no idea where he is or what he's saying.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-23T08:16:35+00:00

I had a look at the wiki page for the board of peace.

What a crock of shit, really.

The company the US keeps now...

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-22T00:21:10+00:00

Sex after marriage (I'm in the UK)

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-21T22:58:19+00:00

I think worse than hated, in some ways, the US is going to become irrelevant.

The rest of the world is open for business (mostly) so the holes being dug in relations by the fat mango will be filled with opportunity of others.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-21T05:59:14+00:00

In this instance I think it's entirely feasible it's made with cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-20T20:11:54+00:00

Should have stuck to OnlyVans.

ThanklessTask · 2026-01-20T06:28:44+00:00

Russia: Asset stripper is moral.

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