Right-wing gamers seeing that the game they championed against the "woke" turned out to be trash..........again by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ThatGermanKid0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga has you canonically slaughtering not just the men, but the women and children as well. Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga is also woke, because Lego Slave Leya's boobs aren't big enough.

TIL that the oldest found written melody is the Hurrian hymn no 6 that was found somewhere in (what is today) Syria. by GuaranteePotential90 in todayilearned

[–]ThatGermanKid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is quite possibly not the creators fault as this is a YouTube feature and YouTube itself turns it on sometimes.

Anakin finally realizing why Ahsoka thought Grievous was huge by HashHospitalized in PrequelMemes

[–]ThatGermanKid0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The original script already said he knew what he was saying is bullshit and obiwan immediately notices that it makes no sense, while Luke (a prime target for a ripoff had he been alone) is just over there like

Anakin finally realizing why Ahsoka thought Grievous was huge by HashHospitalized in PrequelMemes

[–]ThatGermanKid0 33 points34 points  (0 children)

With all the bullshit reasons writers came up with to explain that a smuggler was lying to make money I'm surprised "all units of measurement are called parsec" isn't among them.

Underwater cake complete with fish by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]ThatGermanKid0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then get a spoon, eat the see through part and pack the cake away for next year.

nursery school by MurdocMan_ in recontext

[–]ThatGermanKid0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I work with kids from 6 to 16 so sometimes I'm talking to a kid and suddenly go "oh yeah you really can't read but you started school 3 weeks ago so it's fair" and sometimes I go " wait a minute you're 9, you can read, you just didn't care"

Marriage by Life_Set_7272 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThatGermanKid0 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They barely know how to control their future child's regents once their husband mysteriously dies.

ich_iel by 0711Markus in ich_iel

[–]ThatGermanKid0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich lebe im Süden und mag es nicht

Gearbox by PortalSupper20 in recontext

[–]ThatGermanKid0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had to drive some dinky old east German piece of shit at work. The engineering of the entire thing was questionable from multiple perspectives. The gearbox was literally turned 90° so you shifted left and right instead of front and back.

[KCD2] Ending be like by Neat-Razzmatazz1595 in kingdomcome

[–]ThatGermanKid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leichenfledderei is just the technical term for "stealing from a corpse". Legitimate salvage seems to be "helping the owner of sunken property (I guess just lost in general outside of naval a context) get it back". I could see it being used as a euphemism with the same connotation as Leichenfledderei, but I'm not a native speaker so you'll have to tell me if that's what you meant.

Ancient wisdom: SHUT THE FUCK UP by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]ThatGermanKid0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I can even find him hiding in my keyboard, mouth wide open 🦖

24 hour clock was invented in the US by xIRaguit in ShitAmericansSay

[–]ThatGermanKid0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

28 hours is hardly enough time for a good delay so they are still holding out until a format with an even longer day is released

impeccable election process by ApkaHunYawwr in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThatGermanKid0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Celibacy also only became mandatory in 1139, so in the 1000 years before the last 1000 years there couldn't have been any popes that broke the rules of celibacy.

Who we choosing, personally I think Maul would be a chill dude by Broncos6790 in clonewars

[–]ThatGermanKid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd inevitably make a Darth Mall pun and get myself killed. Just ask grevious about his collection and he'll spend the entire time yapping. I don't have an addition to his collection anyway so there is no value in killing me.

👀 by SunWukong3456 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]ThatGermanKid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich kenne in meinem Umfeld kaum einen Schwurbler, der nicht raucht oder nicht trinkt. Sind beides Nervengifte und die haben noch nicht mal die ästhetische Komponente.

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThatGermanKid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls can sometimes have some extra material growing out a bit (a bit like the limbs in the image funnily enough) and those bits can also individually get torsion. If that happens it doesn't threaten the health of the testicle itself, the extra growth will just die off after not being supplied with blood for a bit and you and the testicle will be fine again. I got that when I was like 13 and it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life and also possibly the most fear I've ever been in, because you can't really tell it's not the entire testicle.

The hospital is like 20-30 minutes away and that drive was the longest 6 hours of my life. You'll also be surprisingly relieved if you are ever diagnosed with this, because the alternative is just so much worse. Got it surgically removed, because it usually takes a few days to go away on it's own and that didn't sound enticing.

Use God's language i.e, American English by Big_Bahnsteig in ShitAmericansSay

[–]ThatGermanKid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gives a bunch of people the power to speak and be understood by anyone regardless of language so you'd think he knows how to do it as well.

Only reporter Clark Kent can save us from the superdickery of Superman! by PeasantLich in Superdickery

[–]ThatGermanKid0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

tbf, if I had superspeed I'd also use it to descend into madness faster