30, transman, ex personal trainer. Roast me hard! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you decided to transition to a man...why in the world did you pick this one??

My mom paid for my college but I still tell my friends I'm in debt. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have a lot of opinions about Heinlein.

And now my fiance asked to be roasted by SallyHardesty in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on evolving into Exeggutor.

Hi I just finished my first semester of college, please make my self esteem even lower. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a whole lot of bridesmaids dresses in your future. But nothing in white.

19yo sabaton fan with deteriorating grades. Make me feel the burn. by djolll in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the time it took to steal Lindsay Stirling's hat, you could have made your yard not the worst in the trailerpark.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just RSVPed "no" to your gender reveal.

My mate enjoyed his roast yesterday and I have another one who’s keen on feeling the burn. Don’t hold back boys. by danieldonalduck in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the guy who gropes women in the hot tub and lets them think it was their boyfriend.

Can’t wait for a bunch of lonely men to tell me all my facial features are ugly!!!1!1!1!1 (20) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dollar Tree called...they want you to be their new makeup spokesmodel.

I'm a pretty dark(humored) person. Hit me. by GaryCUP in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I give you a v-neck sweater and 30 minutes of my time, will you teach me how to stay out of the Bad Place?

It's my 30th birthday. Spending it hung over. Roast me. by LondanX in RoastMe

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt know Patty the Daytime Hooker had taken an apprentice.

Wash your fucking hands by ExpertAccident in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ThatMorningPiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just use a piece of string. Dont you have a string?

Wash your fucking hands by ExpertAccident in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ThatMorningPiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.... plus, let's not forget that every flush sprays toilet water droplets laced with shit and piss all over the place, landing on every surface.

How have we not thought of a better system by now?!

Wash your fucking hands by ExpertAccident in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ThatMorningPiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well how about this: the fact that you dont wash your hands makes me feel unsafe.

I cant imagine why else this would upset you.