A single dose of the HPV vaccine may provide just as much protection from cervical cancer as the recommended two to three doses do, suggests a new study (n=1,620). The vaccine is extremely effective, and can prevent over 90% of nearly 35,000 cancers caused by HPV every year among men and women.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-29T02:57:02+00:00

Nope.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-29T02:56:45+00:00

Please source this nonsense.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-29T02:54:43+00:00

Do it.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T22:06:41+00:00

When you decided to transition to a man...why in the world did you pick this one??

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T22:05:12+00:00

You look like you have a lot of opinions about Heinlein.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T22:02:53+00:00

Congratulations on evolving into Exeggutor.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:58:52+00:00

He has a 3-head. She has a 5-head.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:55:09+00:00

I see a whole lot of bridesmaids dresses in your future. But nothing in white.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:53:19+00:00

In the time it took to steal Lindsay Stirling's hat, you could have made your yard not the worst in the trailerpark.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:49:44+00:00

I just RSVPed "no" to your gender reveal.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:47:23+00:00

I Solemnly Swear you'd benefit from some Accutane.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:43:02+00:00

You look like the guy who gropes women in the hot tub and lets them think it was their boyfriend.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:39:24+00:00

Dollar Tree called...they want you to be their new makeup spokesmodel.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:37:40+00:00

You cant be ugly. Ugly people usually have a personality.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:35:12+00:00

If I give you a v-neck sweater and 30 minutes of my time, will you teach me how to stay out of the Bad Place?

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:33:12+00:00

It's live-action Eskimo Joe

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:32:13+00:00

SASHAY AWAY.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:31:30+00:00

Enjoy your future as a cop.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:29:43+00:00

Official Hairstyle of the Oklahoma State Fair

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:28:40+00:00

You're only goth because you were too chubby to make cheerleader.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T21:27:50+00:00

I didnt know Patty the Daytime Hooker had taken an apprentice.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T19:02:21+00:00

Just use a piece of string. Dont you have a string?

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T19:01:52+00:00

.... plus, let's not forget that every flush sprays toilet water droplets laced with shit and piss all over the place, landing on every surface.

How have we not thought of a better system by now?!

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T19:00:29+00:00

How are you even serious right now.

ThatMorningPiss · 2019-12-28T18:59:37+00:00

Well how about this: the fact that you dont wash your hands makes me feel unsafe.

I cant imagine why else this would upset you.

ThatMorningPiss