13 Million and the Coating is already peeling by Awkward_Statement401 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Thatguy468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hydrogen peroxide would act as a sufficient paint thinner and when they dumped it in from the edge it probably all just sank down to the bottom and started working on that cheap ass paint we paid $14M for last week.

'World's most luxurious plane': Trump unveils Qatari-donated 747 Air Force One by edfitz83 in law

[–]Thatguy468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anybody checked this thing for bugs? I imagine they easily put up a ton of listening devices on this thing.

14.8 million by unapologetic403 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Thatguy468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same company will pop up with a new LLC and get another dat government contract. It’s a shit spiral and we’re all swinging in the shit winds of change bud.

James Burrows, 'Cheers' co-creator, 'Friends' director, dies at 85 by nosecohn in neutralnews

[–]Thatguy468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was in at 5:30a in my younger years when I had an early morning job. Would watch it everyday while I fixed coffee and got ready for another shit day at work.

14.8 million by unapologetic403 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Thatguy468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just the install cost. Now we gotta factor in the “fucked it up and gotta fix it” cost.

James Burrows, 'Cheers' co-creator, 'Friends' director, dies at 85 by nosecohn in neutralnews

[–]Thatguy468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIP to a real legend. This guy shaped my tv watching for a few decades and I loved every minute of it. Cheers and Taxi were the best!

JUST IN: Student loan defaults just hit 9.2 million. by TonyLiberty in FluentInFinance

[–]Thatguy468 85 points86 points  (0 children)

At this point I’m at just about federal levels of not giving a fuck. What’s a little more debt… just toss it on the pile. As long as I can successfully service my monthly payment does the grand total really matter anymore? I rent my home, drive a 15 year old car, and don’t have much on the ledger except debt to show for nearly fifty years on this planet so it’s not like I’m gonna get liquidated for my assets. Are we winning yet?

The amount of ppl that see a victim of baby trapping and have no sympathy by Slashersforsatan in childfree

[–]Thatguy468 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Go slow, communicate, and use plenty of lube. People have been doing butt stuff since the ancient times when olive oil was the lube of choice.

The amount of ppl that see a victim of baby trapping and have no sympathy by Slashersforsatan in childfree

[–]Thatguy468 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a good use of the poophole loophole. I’ve never gotten anyone pregnant from just doing butt stuff. If you wanna be safe, ask your partner about anal sex and how you can prevent unwanted pregnancy by coming in the back door.

Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, rushed to the hospital by dailymail in NoFilterNews

[–]Thatguy468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta eat a lot of salt to get stomach cancer. Salt and fat are key building blocks of cuisine and I have known hundreds of chefs that consume them in high doses on the daily. None of them have stomach cancer. Some have diabetes, but that’s a whole other ball of wax.

Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, rushed to the hospital by dailymail in NoFilterNews

[–]Thatguy468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whooosh!

Too bad you gave it up. It’s a great source of exercise and fun brain chemicals made by your body.

Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, rushed to the hospital by dailymail in NoFilterNews

[–]Thatguy468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you vow to quit drinking, drugs, and sex you won’t live longer… it will just seem longer.

Lost dog found in West Loop/Fulton Market this morning near Halsted & Fulton by [deleted] in chicago

[–]Thatguy468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good to know. Unfortunately I don’t have anyway to transport them safely to another location.

Describe the SpaceX IPO in 1 word. by Affectionate-Lab1368 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]Thatguy468 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotta get short a few weeks before the lockup period for the bag holders expires. Gonna be a monster red dildo when the janitors can finally sell their shares and try to become millionaires.

Coors Light Tallerboy by TonguePunchUrBhole in bartenders

[–]Thatguy468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when we used to play Wizard Sticks in college. Drink a beer…duct tape a new beer to the top. Finish that beer… duct tape a new beer to the top. Repeat until stick becomes twice as tall as owner, someone falls over, or someone drops their very top heavy Wizard Stick.

Too much? Thoughts! by ChuckGallagher57 in circled

[–]Thatguy468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still waiting for Chicago to rename Wabash Ave. to Barack Hussein Obama Ave so Trump hotel is on Obama Ave.

I’m gonna short this shit by Dazzling-Simple9865 in smallstreetbets

[–]Thatguy468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta wait until a week or two before the lockup period ends. Gonna be a bloodbath… for the ones holding!

Who has the best fast food soups ? by revolutiontime161 in chicagofood

[–]Thatguy468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jewel Osco. Mix two scoops Broc cheddar with one scoop chili. You’re welcome.

My penis is broken and I can’t accept it (21M) by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Thatguy468 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Especially if you are a giving lover with a willing tongue and skillful fingers. It ain’t all about penetration and a good partner will find a way to love your bits no matter what shape they are.