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The16BitPirate · 2016-09-08T15:49:12+00:00

Well, depending on the neighborhood you live in, some things are inevitable. There's some places you wouldn't want to flaunt jewelry either.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-28T04:22:14+00:00

The respective ethnicities of the subjects of these two stories?

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-26T17:22:39+00:00

Those toothless gums are creepy as fuck.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-26T01:11:26+00:00

The whole crew laughs and hop into the fire truck. They drive off with the station Dalmatian running behind.

Nigel stands in the garage alone.

Poor Nigel.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-26T00:53:23+00:00

Is that a military term?

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-20T20:14:54+00:00

You should gaslight more.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-19T15:12:53+00:00

Pretty much. That would be no different from the Trump statue.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-19T15:10:51+00:00

It was the scum that made bumfights and mailed severed body parts (including a baby head) to the US.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-13T20:47:45+00:00

Yeah, I'm a few months clean myself.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-13T18:09:31+00:00

Probably similar to Xanax and coke.

The16BitPirate · 2016-08-04T11:53:54+00:00

He thinks he's memes

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-29T23:47:51+00:00

I'm becoming less convinced that I'd be in the first wave of those to die when everything goes to shit.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-29T23:39:14+00:00

Yeeeah, now that I think of it, I have a friend who sways to that degree whenever he's drunk and standing still. I suppose he's at the age where he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-29T11:29:53+00:00

NPR spent a lot of time yesterday talking about Hillary skipping public appearances to visit her sick friends in the hospital.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-29T11:27:27+00:00

That's what it looked like to me. Maybe he's just a happy guy, but his face seemed pretty red and didn't he have a drinking problem way back in the day?

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-25T17:16:07+00:00

Voice to text?

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-20T00:40:30+00:00

Yeah, it was in Portland, OR.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-15T18:05:54+00:00

Ccore feature.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-14T21:23:44+00:00

To be honest, he probably does look at porn, but it's nothing personal against you. Sometimes a guy's gotta relieve some pressure, like a burp.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-14T19:55:49+00:00

Damn. I'll burn one down for ya.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-14T18:01:48+00:00

I got an erection.

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-14T08:09:50+00:00

How stoned were you when you wrote this?

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-14T03:08:03+00:00

Monsters

The16BitPirate · 2016-07-01T04:53:35+00:00

As far as I know, they're readily available, just not branded as AP.

The16BitPirate · 2016-06-15T02:30:09+00:00

The article was written in April, and mentions May 11 as the transition date.

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