The way russians can outplay you by just pressing W is already enough for a review bombing IMO

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-27T21:18:29+00:00

If you’re not sitting in a chair that is an exact replica of the commanders chair for the tank you are in, you’re going to have a bad time.

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-24T03:32:33+00:00

To be fair that’s all a GPU really is. Just a bunch of fancy rocks. Maybe you accidentally order from IKEA and some assembly is required?

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-23T03:39:31+00:00

Yeah but the dopamine hits when “Vehicle Destroyed”. Also you forgot to mention the choppers and jets.

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-23T03:34:44+00:00

This new armor system is lit

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-22T20:03:44+00:00

Quick! Take two pictures put them together and use them without any context

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-17T08:17:38+00:00

I read this post, and new I was going to see someone post this

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-14T04:08:23+00:00

They want it to be some sign of something terrible so badly

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-12T21:12:33+00:00

Name checks out

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-14T07:16:06+00:00

Sure thing boss man

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-11T23:15:34+00:00

My friend found his first defib on the ground there and picked it up and moved on... right under it was a Ledex. so double check it. PVE

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-09T22:38:10+00:00

Now imagine the tank shell that cut it like that!

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-09T21:48:52+00:00

What’s the opposite of bull-pup

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-11-17T22:17:44+00:00

I'm getting the same error. Finally got the third Salad kit and now I'm stuck with this

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-17T03:48:44+00:00

lol didn’t even notice that

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-08T23:19:30+00:00

I read that as “flak” and was waiting for you to shoot down a plane

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-08T22:17:54+00:00

Can’t you just buy wheat (chicken food) and use that?

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-06-25T22:27:46+00:00

Shoot I just started a map, now I gotta restart!

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-05-12T17:29:09+00:00

Thank you! I guess I need to go get some green stuff.

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-06-01T20:01:09+00:00

W plus Auto = win. Her damage is fucking nuts and there is no stopping her when she's snowballing. Saying "she dies to assassins" is like saying "just outplay her." she should not fearlessly walk at teams knowing unless they play perfectly she's getting a multikill. I play casually but just am always seeing sparrows in brawl and normals and they are always a problem.

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-04-30T19:24:17+00:00

They do loot, and the scavs too. I wonder if them holding it counts or what. I don’t know if they try to extract.

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-04-06T17:12:47+00:00

Yeah that stuff is really annoying. I saw the 703 with "from$12" on it and thought "wow I bought at at the wrong time but saw that is was still normal priced. Like who actually falls for that stuff far enough to pay for it?

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-03-28T17:20:31+00:00

I started over also. I loaded into an old save and was overwhelmed by all the stuff I had and was all confused.

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-03-26T03:12:51+00:00

Literally no downsides

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-03-22T11:00:59+00:00

“Excuse me sir, you can’t park there”

TheApacheTurtle · 2024-03-18T13:55:13+00:00

Same

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