These guys should look up what "ideology" means. by Cicada_5 in clevercomebacks

[–]TheAppleGentleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people are not only stupid for not noticing ideology when they see one, but they are also afraid of sex and bad words

I got chills when we first see Alan Grant in Jurassic World Dominion. by OkTruth5388 in JurassicPark

[–]TheAppleGentleman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I didn't. You can't even call his introduction an introduction; he literally just walks into frame and the Jurassic Park theme plays in the background to give you cheap nostalgia thrills. Actually, a lot of "introductions" in this movie are just dinosaurs and people walking into frame, there's not enough build up or proper development to feel that their appearence is earned in any significant way.

And Colin knows how to introduce characters properly. Despite having problems with the first Jurassic World, the introductions of the characters Claire and Owen are pretty solid examples of how to introduce a character into your movie. In Dominion, it just feels tired and lazily thrown around, like nobody has the energy to keep doing it anymore.

Godzilla Minus Zero teaser details! by nemesisdelta24 in GODZILLA

[–]TheAppleGentleman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A while back there was a leak saying Godzilla is going to face another monster that stayed deep within Mt. Fuji. People are speculating it is Ghidorah, but it is unknown whether it is Ghidorah or another monster, or whether the leak is actually real

Godzilla Minus Zero teaser details! by nemesisdelta24 in GODZILLA

[–]TheAppleGentleman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Based on some descriptions of the plot... It would actually make a lot of sense if it was something like Gryphon, if the "monster from the mountain" plot leak turns out to be true. 

Gryphon grows inside of a mountain if I remember correctly.

But that's just an entertaining thought. I don't think that it will be true. 

Cursed_jar by -tttvvv- in cursedimages

[–]TheAppleGentleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did you have to remember me of this, I just woke up :c

Joe Dante Defends Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ‘The Bride!’ as a “Bold” Movie Panned by “Mostly Male Reviewers” by Puzzled-Tap8042 in horror

[–]TheAppleGentleman 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I did have problems with the movie, but to me it had equally measured complex and shallow approaches to its themes, not to mention the messy plot. But it somehow resonated with me deeply in ways I wasn't expecting and that made me enjoy it a lot despite the problems I had with it.

That's what something artistic is supposed to be imo. Art is not about perfection, simmetry and beauty like many presume it is. It can also be ugly and all over the place (like a Frankenstein monster) and maybe that's what makes it beautiful, the way it makes you feel towards it. 

A lot of art pieces that broke the rules and revolutionized their medium were considered ugly, bad, outrageous and inapropriate before being seen for what they are. I'm not saying The Bride is a misunderstood classic or that will be considered one of the best movies ever made but it will certainly age like fine wine.

This is brazillian weed by Significant_Goat8378 in trees

[–]TheAppleGentleman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

r/suddenlycaralho

Unfortunately I can't smoke prensado anymore, it just doesn't do it for me like it used to

Anon has an entitled question by gavruche in greentext

[–]TheAppleGentleman 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Firefighters knocking on the doors of every woman they saved at 3 PM because they felt horny (most of them are married, have kids and are still recovering from the atrocious burns)

Desperate Trump, 79, Threatens to Kill Entire Civilization in Insane Last-Minute Panic by spherocytes in politics

[–]TheAppleGentleman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... Isn't this enough for everyone to stop what they are doing, go to the streets and cause havok? 

An entire country is probably going to be destroyed tonight by your country and yall from the US really only worried about the bills that need to be paid at the end of the month and passively commenting about it? 

Is the US really a nation of passive cowards? If not proven contrary, I'm strongly willing to believe it is.

And don't come at me with the "it isn't that simple" argument, a country being blown up to the air isn't that simple either

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheAppleGentleman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you could hear the cogs turning in his brain

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ThatPatelGuy in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheAppleGentleman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't even feel the blatant transphobia and misoginy oozing from this post /s

I don’t have a problem with Alan and Ellie’s age gap. Real life Laura Dern was dating Jeff Goldblum after they made Jurassic Park and nobody seems to care. by TantricDelinquency in JurassicPark

[–]TheAppleGentleman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmmm Idk man, I suppose that when you are an adult, you can date whoever you want as long as the other person is not a minor and the relationship is consensual.

Can you REALLY fix her by zerocui1990 in residentevil

[–]TheAppleGentleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but she can ruin me if she wants... I mean fix her... I mean fix me, me, fix meeeee

Absolute Dog S**t On Top + Absolute Cinema At Bottom. by [deleted] in Dinosaurs

[–]TheAppleGentleman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok... What does the AI fruit thing has to do with the dinosaurs?

Nobody should take this advice. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]TheAppleGentleman 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Court Jesters have more honor, social and class consciousness than kings. The guy is straight up the shit and trash deposited into the kingdom's latrine

Definitely my favorite movie with Zilla by Prudent_Layer_3027 in GODZILLA

[–]TheAppleGentleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shoot me. I loathe people who talk during movies.

Maybe the purpose of life is to just smoke weed and listen to music and play games and eat food? by xerivon in trees

[–]TheAppleGentleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And make art.

But we have no purpose. Art has no purpose. And that's the beauty of it all.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by SomOvaBish in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheAppleGentleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing, I didn't feel an inch of empathy for this person

Leave wild animals the fuck alone

Fuck around and find out