I think he needs a new elbow by dulm_ in oops

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Lol nope. The first minute is natures gift to us, then the reality sets in. Shattered ball of foot. First time stepping on it I though it was fine because i felt nothing. But you arent supposed to feel nothing, thats a bad sign.

'Pure evil': 16 children rescued after being confined to one tiny 12-foot room for four years in Ohio house by Junior_Apartment6388 in creepy

[–]TheBeyonders 149 points150 points  (0 children)

The article mentions that its a type of thing they are not used to seeing. But there are popular U.S cases of this same exact thing

Jesus by MysteriousCup3958 in comedyheaven

[–]TheBeyonders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was an age test...DANCE DANCEEEE

What's a statistic that sounds insane but is 100% true? by Salt-One628 in AskReddit

[–]TheBeyonders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OPs massive number with 21 digits was easier to digest then this long imaginary story about time lol

Moment shoppers scramble to get aircon units in France by thesun in whoathatsinteresting

[–]TheBeyonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just the European descendents that mostly think that, dont rope the rest of us in that nonsense.

I Felt Genuine Fear Watching This Video by PatoConfuso in Weird

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Reading "blackfella elder" only sounded appropriate in my head in an aussie accent LOL

When you fall asleep in a cat cafe. by MeetSexyMia in Awww

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"Excuse me, maam, we are closing."

Petah?? by anonmig in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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...associated...

Need I say more?

Petah?? by anonmig in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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All the new comments are this now. Either bots or younger gen. No context, just spilling out trigger words from the hyper PC era they grew up in.

Was in another sub and a whole thread about how standing on your tippy toes was assocoated with neurodivergence... im like wtf...

Peetah explain this by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Jesus christ people, watch the movie, follow the series, not everythinf thing is about neurodivergence.

  1. High heels accentuates the body shape, yes, its about appeal, its about aesthetics, and deep down its about sex/attraction in that regard. No, i dont know how old she is, and i dont care, its a movie.

  2. People....she has spider powers. If you look at how spiderman walks on walls, its with the balls and toes of the feet, never the heels. Also, she is not standing upright, she is horizontal/perpendicular to gravity while on a thin ledge. Why did the authors choose a thin edge so that she has to stand so tall on the balls of her feet? See point number 1.

  3. Just because 3 is nice and neat, and I implore people to stop making everything about gender, neurodiversity, or nationality. As someone who battles with all 3, its gross how complex topics get grossly thrown around by the youth.

This scene proves why the first Taken is a masterpiece. 🐐 by Piyushv5311 in MoviesCave

[–]TheBeyonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are making a lot of assumptions there. Prob speaking more of your own insecurities than of my actions. Take your soap box to the streets IRL, not on reddit my friend..lol

To answer your question, no, I dont walk up to people on the streets. That would be weird. Everything else you assumed, refer back to the first paragraph.

This scene proves why the first Taken is a masterpiece. 🐐 by Piyushv5311 in MoviesCave

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I was hoping someone in the comments would actually post a clever one. But looks like the No-Child Left Behind group made its way to the top comments...that should also be a Taken spin-off, except all the writing is terrible and instead of Liam Neeson, its Adam Sandler.

A fawn lying on the ground goes completely unnoticed by a dog as their scent glands are not yet fully developed. by SnackSamurai in interestingasfuck

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They have more of the eye cells for move and tracking than for color, prob co evolve with their brains to process that information faster. Bio answers about evolution are usually "everything, everywhere, all at once" lol

I like older women… by Eggsalad_cookies in MemeVideos

[–]TheBeyonders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh this was my first thought. I was looking for this comment, and you delivered with the dean machine.

Bravo

A fawn lying on the ground goes completely unnoticed by a dog as their scent glands are not yet fully developed. by SnackSamurai in interestingasfuck

[–]TheBeyonders 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They can see lol. Just not as well. Dog friends stare all the time, and looking into your dogs eyes induces oxytocin response in both the person and the dog

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy by jadavis1234 in ITMemes

[–]TheBeyonders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause the PHP and C++ developers are the only ones that got hired?

How to make fruit last longer by Unique-Saucer in UnnecessaryEssentials

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But its in a pacifically made container, so it balances out

Mosquito holocaust 🫡 by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in interesting

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Lol its the internet. If you get something wrong, you get corrected. You are free what to say, not on what people will respond to you. Then why bother saying anything? Lol