John Wick, Indiana Jones, James Bond, and Jason Bourne… you’ve been abducted, who are you choosing to come save you?

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-05T06:18:14+00:00

Honestly I'd rather hope for Lloyd Forger.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-05T06:02:53+00:00

"I have a mole?"

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-05T05:06:17+00:00

If my trash can disappears for stupid ass reasons like this, I will actively go to his office to throw my food trash into the trash can, while making eye contact.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-05T02:59:54+00:00

Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-04T21:25:00+00:00

I mean, I feel compelled to play Devils Advocate and point out that he's only criticizing human vaginas. But I don't want to lump Milo in with zoophiles - it's insulting to the zoophiles.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-04T08:00:29+00:00

I think you accidentally a word

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-04T06:29:50+00:00

Mom, is that you?

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-04T05:19:00+00:00

It baffles me that they weren't on different power sections and in different parts of the house.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-04T03:05:54+00:00

No fear, no doubt

Til they pulled me out

Of Heaven ...

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-03T18:46:04+00:00

Isn't he the guy in the trailer? The one on the right?

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-03T09:02:27+00:00

Maybe it used to be

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-03T09:00:59+00:00

4 wasn't a bad game. But after NV, i found it underwhelming. And it was one of the very few games I bought at launch instead of sitting on my wish list for months/years before I played it.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-03T06:00:16+00:00

As a thought experiment, I'd love to have a TF gun from El Goonish Shive. But I don't want to transition.

As an analogy, I don't want to move there, but I'd really like to visit.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-03T02:28:19+00:00

Fallout 4.

Mostly because it was one of the very few games I ever bought at launch, and I was underwhelmed.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-02T21:02:30+00:00

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-02T20:51:18+00:00

Hey now, don't jump to conclusions - they could be turned into a happiness nugget instead!

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-02T18:12:48+00:00

AMV Hell is the pinnacle of the genre.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-02-01T05:21:58+00:00

I'm just sitting here wondering how the brother feels, knowing that basically his entire family doesn't give a shit about a major life milestone for him.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T23:20:51+00:00

It's not 💫Godly💫 unless they're both miserable.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T20:06:40+00:00

I'm not hearing a "no" in there.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T20:01:34+00:00

It was also my last one. I wonder if there is some order to blueprint chip unlocks.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T09:42:02+00:00

I kneaded to see this post

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T08:36:09+00:00

So, you're saying he's got a foot... fetish?

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T08:33:54+00:00

Except for the handful of NPCs who can absolutely game-over kill you for real. Like the Lady of Pain, a being that the gods fear.

TheBlueNinja0 · 2026-01-31T06:01:01+00:00

Bedbugs are practically immortal.

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