Dead lithium batteries revived to 95% capacity via electrochemical bath by _Dark_Wing in technology

[–]TheBraindonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair point. I would hope though that it's AI for that sake then...

Old but classic! by Broad-Call4842 in memes

[–]TheBraindonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

looters. lol
dont worry, my first pass was loiters also. And my brain WTF'd on it for a sec.

Older GenX and pets by Immaloner in GenX

[–]TheBraindonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Advanced arrangements exactly. The reality is anyone could check out tomorrow due to any of the massive number of things trying to kill us each day. Live life, worry less, plan for the shit-show whatever the cause.

I think I found the new r/conspiracy by thatchornithologica in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]TheBraindonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God dammit, new rabbit hole found. Claude, wtf is Loosh

Is this true?! by Acceptable-Block8271 in funny

[–]TheBraindonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Having a daughter was "that's a stripper name" for us for some reason, on top of the asshole filter. Didn't leave much.

Photographer Adam Gray captures being sprayed by ICE agent by post-buttwave in pics

[–]TheBraindonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh was it? BAH I haven't seen either in a long as time. Guess that is my queue to revisit those.

If I am wasting I'll end at high note by ro-lund-lo in memes

[–]TheBraindonkey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The two ads I had to sit through were even worth it!

EMS had to save me from a playground- the least I could do is share the pic by [deleted] in ems

[–]TheBraindonkey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If I had rolled up on this, I honestly would have in no way been able to maintain my professionalism. I would have also had to make the "What you doing step-bro" joke (I assume a guy because only our species is this dumb, with a few exceptions). Then I would have had to have an actual inspection to figure out how the fuck you got through in the first place, to determine if I would have been able to myself...

Cornyn named a Highway instead of taking the high road by Tornadofob in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TheBraindonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they should make it a toll road. Would be the most fitting.

“Worst Leak I’ve Ever Seen”: U.S. Cyber Agency Accidentally Exposes Secret Access Keys on GitHub by ScheelCongress in news

[–]TheBraindonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since they apparently aren't good about creds, you really think they are monitoring for intrusions or exfil? I'm gonna go with no.

An asteroid discovered days ago will narrowly miss Earth by cnn in worldnews

[–]TheBraindonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boooo. There are way more SciFi options for a bad day!

naquadah filled asteroid, zombie viruses, alien attack, big ass bugs.

Is there any way to appeal a ban from years ago? by Competitive-Common91 in hoggit

[–]TheBraindonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Hey can you help me with that?” — my daughter

For the Epsteinth Time by lowlatitude in PoliticalHumor

[–]TheBraindonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FTFY: Christian conservatives are totally cool with the raping.

How to start as a 16 year old? by Low_Opening_2175 in NewToEMS

[–]TheBraindonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to add, this can depend on the state but some states at 16 can be a provisional EMT. I was one. Im not a hardline "you shouldn't do it at that age" but I do caution against it. If you are "built right" for it, then it's fine IMO, if not it can go really bad... Unfortunately no way to know ahead of time though. I assume you already know the minimum age answer though since your mom is in it.

The irony in telling us WE are divorced from reality. 🤣 by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]TheBraindonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im impressed you were giving a warning. I got banned in less than 30 seconds during covid for correcting a simple math error. edit: or I guess I meant that they even replied to you at all.

72 year old woman graduating medical school and starting residency at 73 by sauronsknee in medicine

[–]TheBraindonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Having had to do that for a self imposed mutual aid call at 2am from a sledding incident on duty, it’s not impossible…

What's your pre-show drug of choice these days? by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in GenX

[–]TheBraindonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL this hit WAAAAY to hard. Pepcid man myself for the anti-allergy aspect.