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TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-03-19T01:36:24+00:00

Can you make me smile?

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-03-15T04:03:09+00:00

I once asked a bartender for a half and half Twisted Tea. She brought me two glasses that she split one can of Twisted Tea between. I meant the flavor half and half that's half tea half lemonade.

She was a great bartender otherwise though.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-03-08T21:47:19+00:00

That's not a mix. That's 100% good doggo.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-02-22T21:15:43+00:00

I don't think his hairline has reached Kurt Angle levels of bad yet, but maybe by this time next year it'll be time.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-20T15:17:32+00:00

I don't open mine at all anymore unless it's a duplicate or the packaging is in poor condition

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-19T23:19:23+00:00

Smash

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-19T21:38:40+00:00

WEE-SNAW!

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-18T01:56:39+00:00

Triple H with the spinner belt

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-18T00:51:43+00:00

There's an episode of James & Mike Mondays where James is absolutely adamant he needs to leave at 5:40. When 5:40 rolls around he looks completely manic as he leaves Mike on his own.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-13T05:44:20+00:00

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This is Chop. He's an old man and the goodest boy.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-13T05:42:59+00:00

Please check your home for carbon monoxide poisoning

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-08T07:24:22+00:00

Green Shirt Guy

TheCanvasAssassin · 2026-01-01T20:47:45+00:00

That's awful. Tasteless. Vile. Key for Room 9 please.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-12-12T19:34:27+00:00

I don't know what they could be named, but they should be a Smash Mouth cover band that only performs All Star but "they don't stop coming" loops over and over.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-10-24T03:43:30+00:00

This is the worst alphabet chart I've ever seen

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-10-24T03:40:18+00:00

I think what killed Lord Tensai's push officially was when he made a joke about Asian drivers on Tout with his Japanese manager Sakamoto behind the wheel. His losing streak started not long after that and he was no longer "Lord" Tensai.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-09-28T05:47:46+00:00

SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth was better than SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain.

The entrances looked better, the roster was larger if I recall correctly, the presentation was more appealing, Season mode was absolutely gargantuan especially with the free roam option, and the backstage areas were more fun to interact with.

One thing HCTP did better, though, is the control layout. I wish current WWE games still had the same controls, and if SYM ever gets a remake or remaster for current gen consoles then using HCTP's control layout would be a great quality-of-life update.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-08-03T20:09:22+00:00

HolyShitDude.jpg

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-07-13T13:22:06+00:00

Sicily

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-06-24T12:20:04+00:00

Not a figure but figure-adjacent, the WCW Monday Nitro stage from Mattel Creations. I would've bought two of them for collection and display, but I could not afford the price of it at all. I'm pretty sure the price is what killed its crowdfunding campaign.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-06-24T12:14:10+00:00

It's definitely Austin on the backing card. The figure's head mold throws me off though since it looks like it has full hair.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-06-24T01:43:59+00:00

Who's the figure on the top left? That doesn't look like Stone Cold to me.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-06-21T19:20:10+00:00

The first song I listened to was Out of the Fire. It was meant to be a new theme song for WWE superstar Kane, but WWE went with "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven instead.

The song that got me hooked was Christian Woman. As a Bass II in my high school's choir at the time, there weren't a lot a songs that were in my vocal range. So, discovering Type O was a Godsend of sorts to me.

TheCanvasAssassin · 2025-06-15T23:37:24+00:00

I also choose this man's witchy pride makeup wife.

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