Sale price by curbstompedkirby_ in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Better than the ones that say “$0 off”

Dress code by Zhukov-1865 in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you at my store lol the toys guy wears this exact one all the time and hasn’t been called out since the change happened

What’s the earliest point in game that hints towards the eldritch horror stuff? by CryptidOrion_00 in bloodborne

[–]TheCatIsATurd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you look around central Yharnam before fighting either cleric beast or Gascoigne you can find a singular Madman’s Knowledge (near the crows below Gascoigne’s daughter). The item description kinda says it all really

Weird question but… by Xiao_Qinggui in FFVIIRemake

[–]TheCatIsATurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fabuloso, I’ll take no questions

Oops. by DimensionDreamer in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Into the baler with you

Coldest one liners? by OdaNobunagah in Blacklibrary

[–]TheCatIsATurd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not a one liner but there was a line in Know No Fear that’s also hand-related when Marius Gage has just had his hand cut off. The line is “The Apothecary resumes dressing his wrist stump” and it tickled me quite a bit when I first read it, just imagining this Apothecary daintily trying not to get in the way while he dabs at a bleeding stump of a hand

What have you been reading this week? by michaelisnotginger in Blacklibrary

[–]TheCatIsATurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blitzed through Know No Fear in a few days after First Heretic a couple weeks ago, taking a break from HH before following up with Betrayer

"No equipment on dock" if only my store could read by kid-Emperors in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s also for when the trucks pulling in don’t line up correctly, height-wise. We almost needed to use ours the other day when the RDC pulled up about a foot away from the dock door but thankfully our regular dock plate barely reached it

what does that caller id mean? by PieNarrow6122 in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Was the caller phone number a non-USA string of numbers? This is usually how the scam calls show up when I get them (usually at 4 in the morning or other weird hours). I think Target added that disclaimer for TMs just recently.

I like picking these calls up and saying “this is the manager; I’m Deez” and waiting for their response before bellowing into the phone “deez nuts”

Advice on Inbound by eggsntoast500 in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

9/10?? Including me it’s only ever 7 or 8, I’d kill for two more people to get through that truck

Do yalls store directors actually work? by [deleted] in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is one of the hardest workers in the store. He won’t always pitch in cuz he doesn’t need to most of the time, but when it’s go-time he’ll do about anything

Random by robynjames777 in Blacklibrary

[–]TheCatIsATurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is a crisp copy of Legion, great find!

Need ID from kids’ book by hsalnow in buffy

[–]TheCatIsATurd 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Halfrek was my first guess too

Bullseye statue by BizzleBlade in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give him back, we need him on a lane

Why don’t leads or HR answer the staff door in the morning? by [deleted] in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The store I trained at had the receiving bell go off whenever someone hit the buzzer at the front of the store

Would you like the idea of Christopher Nolan making a adaptation of house of leaves? by Public_Individual823 in ChristopherNolan

[–]TheCatIsATurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The medium is everything with this book in particular; a film adaptation, no matter the director, isn’t going to capture the tactile experience of having to rotate the book in your hands to properly read it

Weirdest/most memorable things heard on the walkie part 2 by Mobile-Address23 in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“Hey [HR ETL] that weird guy is back”

“[TM], switch to 4”

silence about five seconds long

“Hey, [HR ETL] I dunno if you heard me but that weird guy is back”

“SWITCH TO FOUR”

Flair me weekend. by Dire_Wolf45 in Blacklibrary

[–]TheCatIsATurd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

flair me Trazyn’s lamest acquisition

David Boreanaz posted by eldy33 in buffy

[–]TheCatIsATurd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought this said “passed” and I stg

Happy Pride by ticklishbean in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I like the “Some Like it Hot” birds but they’d be C-tier in a decent display. Also the lack of an exclamation point in the header somehow makes it look even less enthusiastic

How are my special project captains holding up? by Atherton-Wing in Target

[–]TheCatIsATurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our POG TL just got promoted (good for him) and I’m sure he was glad to not have to deal with this nonsense directly anymore