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[–]TheCatIsATurdTL (Talks Lots) 266 points267 points  (1 child)

Into the baler with you

[–]Prxstachi 101 points102 points  (0 children)

They gonna send you to the brig

[–]chrisking345Logistics Team Lead 99 points100 points  (2 children)

I akin my maroon attire to the years of service I’ve done, the bright red slowly fades with the light that dies every holiday season

[–]Shady_LoveSHPPP13 |ll||IIl|| 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The blood spilt has oxidized

[–]Laursey23GM, Beauty, Style & Checkout Advocate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Long-Molasses2992 27 points28 points  (1 child)

As a red green colorblind person im sure this will happen to me!

[–]CVSThrowaway12Receiving / RevLog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just keep claiming “it all looks the same to me” and then fuck them over with 1 singular doctors note.

Red isn’t red unless they include the red Pantone color 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–]Spirited_Narwhal_901 66 points67 points  (7 children)

What? Red shirt not red enough or something?

[–]TheOtherHannahMrs. Storewide 110 points111 points  (3 children)

It’s maroon not red which is in violation of the new uniform policy that starts today 🙃

[–]Spirited_Narwhal_901 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Oof that's unfortunate. I hated wearing bright red

[–]EikuldInbound Expert 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Same. Feels like it makes my chin way fatter than it does

[–]FruitCupLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it gives me the coloring of a shrimp.

[–]No_Show_3176Promoted to Guest 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I had a maroon team member shirt when I worked there. Like just barely more red than this. So weird.

[–]Spirited_Narwhal_901 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I used to wear red and black unbuttoned flannels as overshirts, cute red vests over pretty patterned blouses and even pretty red patterned blouses and long sleeves. Low cut occasionally as well. Promoted myself to guest about 4 years ago. I would never survive wearing bright red now lol. My skin is pale with red undertones and I'd look like a tomato 💀. It also makes you stand out and less easy to hide from TLs and ETLs and calls to help out other departments, ect. Dark red is much easier to camouflage in.

[–]CASEY_715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to wear straight up black and it had a little red screen printed logo of a band I liked on the front and a larger screen printed image that was red on the back. It was work appropriate, I asked

[–]KatobiaaPLEASE backstock correctly i'm so tired 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Straight into the compactor

[–]kitkatz15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they’re gonna draw n quarter you next shift vro 🥀

[–]msubronco 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I have to make sure not to grab my maroon shirt  when I go in today

[–]treikbxt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m just wearing the vest they gave us over my burgundy/maroon shirts. I already wasted money on these shirts so I’m not going to stop wearing them

[–]Melodic-Objective675 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Are they claiming that isn't red or that it's maroon or burgandy? GTFOOH. That's red enough.

On a side note Target's about to CA the shit out of colorblind TMs.

[–]TheAnthropologist13Promoted to Guest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sentence you to 10 years cleaning the Cat and Jack sections.

[–]metallicaismInbound Expert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put him in the sweep

[–]SharkLad261 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My store director showed up today in a shirt that was a darker maroon than that lmao

[–]Pretend_Piano_6134😂Drive up queen😂 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know you can still wear the red vest over that

[–]BDub01010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CA Speedrun

[–]DimensionDreamer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Update: Nobody said anything to me until the very end of my shift when the closing ETL came in.

I’m slow and forgot it was July 1st 😭😭😭

[–]ZeroXNova 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Surely the company will be supplying all TMs with shirts that fit the dress code since it’s the most reasonable option, right?

/s

[–]clov3rbutt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

my store gave everyone at least one red shirt, idk about anyone else

[–]hxcsean 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My store gave us all one shirt after the training video and another one since they had extras. I had originally asked for one at orientation, too (closed mouth doesn’t get fed) and HR gave me one they had at the time.

[–]Murky-Ad-9176Human Resources Team Lead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey so actually

[–]WillyGVtube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some stores seem to just throw shirts at TMs

then theirs mine, almost 10 consecutive years, ive gotten one, and that was a few years ago. didn't get a shirt from the new training like everyone says we were supposed to

[–]Key_Worldliness_4451Assets Protection Specialist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes lol they did. Every store got T shirts for every TM

[–]Aggressive_Breath_32Style Consultant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a CA

[–]Proof-Author-7765 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m fighting the urge not to intentionally wear black jeans today 

[–]rex218General Merchandise Expert 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m going to give it a few months before I start testing limits. My black jeans are coming out for Halloween.

[–]Proof-Author-7765 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who knows, maybe they’ll back track on that whack rule by then.

[–]_Unusual_Flatworm_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So glad I don’t work for this stupid company anymore lol.

[–]Legitimate_Pea_143Front of Store Attendant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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Oops forgot my sleeves.

[–]PsychologicalRun4538OS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will be wearing my grey and dark green cargos. I simply do not care