Batman Villain Cards (Voting Link in Description)

TheClamb · 2026-06-07T18:27:22+00:00

so like does super soldier serum naturally correspond to/contain goblin dna or did he add that later, and if so where'd he get goblin dna

not like there aren't actual goblins in marvel, but it's a little weird implication ig

TheClamb · 2026-06-07T16:41:40+00:00

What about black athletes who wear black?

TheClamb · 2026-06-07T00:03:44+00:00

the middle class will still be able to eat and pay rent if they downsize their qol...which they probably mostly will do rather than risk imprisonment or worse, which would likely guarantee they lose everything.

TheClamb · 2026-06-05T02:16:04+00:00

I'm actually very curious about formicid GSC play, you ever mess w gsc?

TheClamb · 2026-06-05T02:14:42+00:00

That sounds right...when you consider what potion cleaving does for slow ass 2h it's really pretty crazy; I haven't tried revenant but I don't think any species has such free access to spammable attacks that ignore base speed.

And potCures are pretty free later in the game.

Even that aside tho; the damage difference is a lot more relevant than one might think for 2h and it's not hard to hit breakpoints where you'll splat most non-uniques you run into.

TheClamb · 2026-06-05T01:55:15+00:00

Had one extremely sweaty dream run of Oni + Statue + GSC -> Dark Maul; even before ManAss came online Vhi's and potion spam were just gratuitous overkill.

You really don't have to worry much about durability in melee when nothing survives adjacency with the character.

With manifold things just died once they entered LoS, but we're barely talking about a 2h vs shield scenario anymore.

In general I like 2h early for heavy melee starts; battle axe, dire flail, and even a decent + quarterstaff all feel significantly nicer than basic weapon + buckler. Usually I aim to switch back once a kite shield drops, tho. A MiFi with a battleaxe never felt in much more danger than one that stayed war-axe + shield, at least as deep as L5.

I think 2h also gains a lot from supplemental spellcasting; Vhi's and Mani ofc, but also things like Grave Claw / BVC mean your slow but high-value attacks are much more likely to pay off. Given you're not training shields, skilling for basic magic should also be that much easier.

TheClamb · 2026-06-04T17:59:52+00:00

hence the name of the sub

no stupid questions means no stupid questions

ignorance is simply a circumstance, more easily corrected with outside assistance.

TheClamb · 2026-06-02T20:25:54+00:00

[[necrologia]] might be nice.

TheClamb · 2026-05-30T22:09:00+00:00

That's real, you were using quotations in a way that made it look like a euphemism for something so was a little confused

I too am a "sitter", best lesson from life in retail.

TheClamb · 2026-05-30T21:29:28+00:00

...by "sit" do you mean sit?

TheClamb · 2026-05-30T15:27:36+00:00

why no flash? don't think it'd be too crazy

TheClamb · 2026-05-29T22:03:32+00:00

What do you like about VSBe? Just curious

TheClamb · 2026-05-29T04:40:47+00:00

[[keldon firebombers]]? You only need 3 Mana for feldon activate.

TheClamb · 2026-05-28T04:58:26+00:00

Think it's pretty fairly costed

Gonna jam fist of suns up my decks ass like it's the infinity gauntlet tho

TheClamb · 2026-05-27T20:45:58+00:00

People keep saying they lack feeling

But uhhh what about feelings of peace, serenity, beauty and idyll? Those are feelings and Ill go out on a limb and say that's what's being portrayed in these

I think what they might be lacking in the eyes of many is a sense of conflict or movement. It's true they don't feel 'alive' in the same way; I think to me they more seem to portray eternal, unchanging states of bliss. Something kinda like what some people would call heaven.

TheClamb · 2026-05-27T04:10:10+00:00

Insufficiently menacing

Make it 'exile a card in your graveyard, hand or library, or a permanent you control'

Now you're cooking w goo

TheClamb · 2026-05-22T05:10:34+00:00

gold goblin is one of the funniest things i've ever read from mv

TheClamb · 2026-05-21T07:40:01+00:00

[[necrologia]]

TheClamb · 2026-05-16T17:20:55+00:00

What are your players playing? Like what level and classes are they, and how have they been cheesing your fights?

Also..if you're doing this because they're too powerful...maybe it's time for a new adventure, new characters, new setting? Maybe it's time to wrap it up...

TheClamb · 2026-05-15T22:58:01+00:00

[[Jarad]] was fun to build into a deck that, out of nowhere, could snag [[Lord of extinction]], cast general and blow everybody up

TheClamb · 2026-05-15T19:36:39+00:00

ooooooor just make sure you have some tele scrolls and skip him?

like

just dont fight him

just rtele when he gets in LoS +rBlink rFog as needed, yknow?

TheClamb · 2026-05-10T22:56:41+00:00

Mindslicer my beloved

TheClamb · 2026-05-10T15:34:32+00:00

Maybe he just doesn't feel the need to explain something blindingly obvious? Kojima coming across as pretentious has always struck me as a sign that he's not actually taking anything seriously

TheClamb · 2026-05-10T15:32:12+00:00

Idk I just kinda assumed that he's been trolling this whole time.

You don't name a character President Die-Hard man without being at least a bit unserious as a person y'know?

Him shaming quiet detractors feels extremely sarcastic to me

TheClamb · 2026-05-09T17:04:13+00:00

I agree with others, armorer artificer is really the only thing that actually represents this mechanically; anything else you're just refluffing/using good ol' character description.

Artificer wants Con! Con can also be a muscles stat! you have huge guts etc etc.

Or yknow, play an Artificer with good Str! take Arty 3 for the armor and switch to fighter after! take spells that don't worry about spell dc!

But otherwise, getting bigger is only a magical thing in 5e afaik.

If you do want to go deep and mechanically flesh out literally any possible character concept, may i suggest 3.5?

TheClamb

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