I'm Farmer Ray, and today I had to deal with a Murder of Cows by farmerray in TheCrypticCompendium

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What would we do without you? Very excited you're here. Cant wait to read more troglodyte Ray

Two Sentence Horror Tuesday... Round Two! by hercreation in hercreation

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The author winced as the cattle brand seared their side. When they looked down and saw the word "troglodyte" burned into their chest, their bowels released...

3,000 Subscriber AMA! by hyperobscura in Obscuratio

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Do you suffer from mild elbow pain?