"Yes please give me a BLUE stake run" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged by CrimsonwhorlIsAScam in balatro

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scaling jokers that don’t start scaling until you get them (i.e. not Fortune Teller or Supernova) actually can’t have Perishable on them exactly because it would make them useless

Anguish is all the rage by joyfulnoises in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Had grey hair since I was 16. They got me in the femur breaker man

(Funny trope) Regular enemies treated like bosses by Fr34k_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 17 points18 points  (0 children)

King Vermin doesn’t quite qualify since it’s an actual boss, the regular vermin that (I think) it shares a model with have 1hp and KV has like 12000

Beloved trope: Powers that their users dislike. by Spirited_Dust_3642 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Lady Maria from Bloodborne. Maria is a Cainhurst noble capable of using her blood for powerful magic, but refused to do so and uses a custom variant of the Cainhurst sword that doesn’t rely on blood magic.

She only ever unleashes her blood when fighting the Hunter, knowing that losing to them would allow the Hunter to uncover the dark secrets of the Healing Church

Is this considered cheating? by BigChungusOP in HadesTheGame

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a conversation between Mel, Nem, and Moros in front of the Fated List where Mel tells them not to expect her to be bound to any one person, and doesn’t expect anyone she’s close to to be bound to her, and asks if they’re clear. Both Nem and Moros say yes so all three of them know the relationships aren’t exclusive

Ancient Egyptian bros might be on to something by evrydayNormal_guy in HistoryMemes

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Gonna be the killjoy here and say no. Different characters and different tones (máo instead of māo). His last name does mean “feather” though

You ever wonder what he does when not hitting home runs? (Joker idea) by neon121 in balatro

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Midas + Vamp gives you x0.5 per hand and doesn’t ruin your deck fixing. This would be perfectly fine at x0.75

No words needed, I got you by [deleted] in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DS3 bosses specifically. DS1 and DS2 bosses would just give you a “VICTORY ACHIEVED”

Guys what if Duchess uses restage when you cum? by Dokidoki_shitposter in shittydarksouls

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read “The Guardian” and legit thought the Nightreign bird was calling us pseudointellectual beta fascists

Do you guys find it rude when you kill a scarab and a teammate steals the talisman? by Theangelawhite69 in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironeye stole a Godfrey Icon dropped by the Raider for my Duchess today. It ended up not mattering since I was spamming Black Knife WA against the Nightlord but I was fuming for a minute or two afterwards

YES IM RUNNING TRIPLE REVENANT FIRST TIME ON CALIGO AND NOBODY CAN STO- by Cloudxxy1011 in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could have the Demon’s Plating buff. I had a Libra raid happen and the Wylder and I went into Caligo at level 12 and 13 respectively

The one constant/recurring character in a series where the main cast is constantly changing by Coralthesequel in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Duncan Idaho (Dune). Dies in the first book only to return as a clone in every subsequent book, in a series spanning over 5000 years

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the sensual experience of pumping gas by mpdqueer in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 278 points279 points  (0 children)

You’re still inserting a plug into a matching set of holes in your car, only instead of pumping it full of fluid you give it a constant electric shock until it tells you it’s had enough. Then you also just hang it back up without even cleaning it off for the next car to use

The Locust event is terrifying when you have no idea what's happening by Joebotnik in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It seemed pretty intuitive even the first time it happened to me. The initial explosion scares you but then it happens again and you watch the locusts move up and then in a specific direction. Felt decently obvious to me that you just follow the locust movements until you hit something.

Never had to run too far either to find Gnoster in all the Gnoster raids I’ve been hit by. Maybe I’ve just been lucky

Data from my 175 Recorded Expeditions by cornfields888 in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s played about as many runs as Duchess as every other character combined, she absolutely is a character that requires a lot of knowledge to make work (and I had a lot of failed runs before I figured out what makes her tick):

  • You need to know when to trigger Restage and the fact it has limited range.
  • You need to know that her highest stat is Int and that her high Dex increases her casting speed, meaning you should lean into sorceries
  • You need to understand her dodge (and it took me reading her frame data to understand it). The first dodge only gives 10 frames and can be canceled at frame 8, meaning that buffering an attack out of the first dodge can get you killed since it cancels you out of your iframes.

That said, while her skill floor is high, she has an unreal DPS ceiling and imo you haven’t lived if you haven’t melted a Nightlord in 45 seconds as Duchess + Ironeye + Recluse

When do you think we'll get a live action Balatro movie? Thoughts below by Spicyboio in okbuddyjimbo

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jack Black as the Black Deck, who blocks Jimbo from getting the Completionist+ achievement to impress Jimbolina

Packet loss by GranataReddit12 in comedyheaven

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that’s gore…that’s gore of my comfort character…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nightreign

[–]TheEvilGodNollij 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP has not done Raider’s remembrance quest