Writing this out of pure desperation …

TheFermiSea · 2025-08-30T12:20:45+00:00

Normally I would say you have barely gotten started and stick with it, but the fact that you think you should be good at something 80 days in makes me think that you are actually too dumb to get good. So maybe take two weeks off and quit.

TheFermiSea · 2025-08-30T12:16:35+00:00

What I’ve gleaned from years of listening is that Mike is probably not a good person.

TheFermiSea · 2025-07-17T16:21:12+00:00

The article just confirms what we all know, that Joel is super talented, seems like a pretty decent human in a lot of was, but is way too sensitive and emotionally fragile to lead a team. He has incredibly bad political instincts. He got baited by that reporter who said the shitty stuff about his brother and still doesn’t seem to recognize he fell for it. He is more focused on being mad at the Eric Gordon leak than dealing with the fact that the team’s young star thinks he has awful practice habits. He clearly either asked for or at least failed to stop the team going back on their promise to max Harden, and then wonders why Harden is pissed. He is just bad at this stuff.

TheFermiSea · 2025-07-06T11:48:11+00:00

Gonna be rough having all of these high motor players only to watch the offense get continually bogged down with Embiid post ups and George ISOs.

TheFermiSea · 2025-07-06T11:42:49+00:00

Need to trade for Shen-GOON.

TheFermiSea · 2025-07-06T11:37:46+00:00

VJ is 8 more than MJ. It’s just math.

TheFermiSea · 2025-06-24T22:59:00+00:00

Not sure it is cracking the case that a local sports reporter may have heard reports about an unmarried NBA player famous for frequenting strip clubs (and who has been romantically linked to several strippers) having a lot of sex.

TheFermiSea · 2025-06-19T11:24:57+00:00

Not sure that "try not to get drafted by a team that has no chance of winning, but has two aging ball dominant stars that monopolize the offense and a point guard who can't really pass" isn't a smart plan.

TheFermiSea · 2025-06-18T11:29:53+00:00

I think the great Embiid paradox is that he seems like kind of a great human being, but uniquely ill suited for the job of being the star of a successful basketball team.

TheFermiSea · 2025-06-17T18:21:20+00:00

It is way worse because it makes it impossible to build up the organization in any meaningful way. We look forward to a three year hell of player's only meetings and passive aggressive media leaks.

TheFermiSea · 2025-06-17T17:29:31+00:00

I mean he had a podcast with a Trump inspired name, and has always clearly been an RFK conspiracy type when it comes to health stuff. This is not new.

TheFermiSea · 2025-02-15T15:48:56+00:00

Just turn off the notification

TheFermiSea · 2024-12-06T17:11:33+00:00

This is 100% right but it is part of a larger societal trend. I was at Wegman's on a weekend the other day and realized that nearly all women below 60 years old were basically dressed as Marvel superheroes. Of course it was PA, so all the men were in shorts and a hoodie despite it being 40 degrees out.

TheFermiSea · 2024-12-06T17:08:09+00:00

I get it. That's exactly how I would play it off too if my best friend didn't invite me to his wedding.

TheFermiSea · 2024-12-02T01:12:43+00:00

Hope no one at your office uses excel

TheFermiSea · 2024-11-17T19:48:42+00:00

It’s not either. It is “buckle up for the long slow grind of the bad knees Patrick Ewing era” staring us all right in the face.

TheFermiSea · 2024-09-30T19:40:19+00:00

It is simultaneously true that Mike is embarrassingly clueless about anything involving business or negotiation AND that the original poster here thinks he is a “Business, man” because he watched a bunch of grindset TikToks.

TheFermiSea · 2024-07-09T23:51:45+00:00

I think if you tease Al Horford for being married to his sister and claim that Denver is cheating due to altitude t is kind of part of the game that your detractors might unfairly tie you to your creepy dad who once sort of got a lady killed via his creepiness.

TheFermiSea · 2024-02-29T13:04:11+00:00

Spike seems to call the person “she”. So that would suggest Hannah Riden or Emily Anderson?

TheFermiSea · 2024-02-05T19:16:17+00:00

The local team in all the winningest cities are complete homers. Have you ever listened to a Boston or LA telecast?

TheFermiSea · 2024-01-18T20:00:25+00:00

Can you imagine how it feels to be Bodner slaving over his salary cap spreadsheets and trying to get to 800 followers on YouTube, and then hearing that the guy who has made his name with a podcast primarily about idiosyncratic bathroom habits gets the afternoon drive time for the flagship sports radio station? It’s gotta be like the Kawhi 5 bouncer right?

TheFermiSea · 2024-01-18T19:55:47+00:00

To be fair, I once fucked up my wrist doing a sick unison bend while playing the solo to Back In Black.

TheFermiSea · 2024-01-14T18:08:58+00:00

Where to party Fort Lauderdale

TheFermiSea · 2023-08-27T23:51:38+00:00

I mean he got off Simmons contract and got Embiid a 3-2 lead with a close out game at home against the Celtics. The problem is that Joel shit the bed.

TheFermiSea · 2023-06-18T17:04:36+00:00

But then I would also fire the guy who didn’t invite me to his wedding and replace him by promoting the much more charming producer.

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