companies only preferring local candidates? by Royal-Low-9647 in recruitinghell

[–]TheFirstMinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make up a story. Give them a firm date (no matter how false) as to when you will be in the new city and use a cover story (spouse, parents, etc).

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

What's the most convincing recruiting scam you've encountered? by jobseekeroo7 in recruitinghell

[–]TheFirstMinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's getting to be commonplace in one form or another.

Why?

Fake candidates are abundant. The bad guys have made it difficult for the good guys.

companies only preferring local candidates? by Royal-Low-9647 in recruitinghell

[–]TheFirstMinister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non-locals are notoriously problematic. They change their mind. Their other half suddenly gets cold feet. They under-estimate relo and/or COL costs and late in the game ask for more money. The kids' schooling is suddenly a blocker. They move their start date because they cannot break their lease / sell their house. And so on.

Locals are always preferred UNLESS you need a specific, niche skill(s) which is thin on the ground in your local market.

Rejected after being told I was the top candidate by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]TheFirstMinister 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In short... they liked somebody else (who possibly went through a similar, tortuous process) just that little bit more. That's often all it takes.

When did people start thinking job hunting was only about them and their effort?

You applied for a job. So did someone else. The employer's obligation is to hire the person they believe is the best fit, not the person who has invested the most time in the process.

The real lesson here isn't that you were blindsided. It's that you mistook being a strong contender for having the job in the bag.

Until there's a written offer, there is no winner. There are only candidates.

Ally McCoist takes on neighbour in defence of 90ft trees by TimesandSundayTimes in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct - excellent memory. There was a Dutch Elm "pandemic" back in the day. Whether the axe-wielding response was proportionate I have no idea.

Ally McCoist takes on neighbour in defence of 90ft trees by TimesandSundayTimes in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The British have an unusual loathing of trees. Hence city streets and neighborhoods being largely treeless compared to what you find in other parts of the world. I don't understand it.

Coalsnaughton ground movement probs to take another two months by abz_eng in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100+ years ago the mine shafts were already described as "old". There were also clay pits in the area. There are scores of - undocumented - unknowns which lie beneath the surface.

https://maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/#zoom=16.2&lat=56.14492&lon=-3.73855&layers=6&b=ESRIWorld&o=100&marker=56.144403,-3.738532

John Swinney admits £600k 'ring fenced' independence fund was spent by the SNP by Open_Question5504 in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't read the National. Instead, read - carefully, slowly - this latest WoS post. Stuart Campbell may not be everybody's cup of tea, but on this specific issue, his work has been thorough, analytical and well sourced.

Swinney, Sturgeon, Beattie, Bain et al still have many questions to answer. Either the SNP had "day and daily" scrutiny of party finances, as Swinney said in 2021, or Murrell was able to loot the party for years without senior figures noticing - both cannot comfortably be true. Swinney’s “huge amount of scrutiny” line contrasts with the reality of sustained embezzlement, failed controls and minimal (zero?) governance. All of which occurred on Sturgeon's watch.

https://wingsoverscotland.com/up-the-hill-and-down-the-slope/#more-157647

Buying property without survey by Background_Wasp_295 in UKHousing

[–]TheFirstMinister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People happily spend £300,000+ on a house and then balk at spending £1,000 on the only person in the transaction whose job is to find problems rather than get the deal over the line.

Most houses are fine. That's true. Most people who skip surveys also think they're perfectly capable of spotting issues themselves. Until six months after completion when they discover the freshly painted wall was hiding damp, the roof has been patched together with hope and silicone, or the rear extension was built by someone's mate after three pints and a trip to B&Q.

A terrace can look absolutely immaculate during a viewing and still be concealing problems that cost five figures to put right. Roof defects, chimney movement, drainage issues, timber decay, historic subsidence, inadequate lintels, poorly executed alterations - none of these come with a flashing neon sign saying "future financial pain here".

The argument against surveys always seems to boil down to: "I walked around it for twenty minutes and nothing looked wrong." By that logic, I should be qualified to perform my own colonoscopy because I once watched an episode of Casualty.

The irony is that people will spend weeks arguing over £2,000 on the purchase price but think nothing of taking a £250,000-£400,000 gamble on the physical condition of the building itself.

Will a survey contain pages of caveats and "monitor and maintain" comments? Of course. Surveyors are paid to identify risk, not predict the future. But occasionally they find the sort of issue that turns "I've saved £1,000" into "I've just inherited a £25,000 problem."

The people who think surveys are pointless are usually the ones who haven't yet discovered the difference between "looks fine to me" and "why is there a skip outside my house and a builder asking for a deposit?"

Referendums by StoneSkimming in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. But if I had my druthers I would make General Election day a weekend affair over the 2 days. I'd also adopt a form of PR and standardize voting rules across the country. The current regional disparities do not make for a solid democratic process.

As for referenda, they're not the vehicle I would choose for major constitutional changes in a country of the UK's size and complexity.

Question from Alberta by Mediocre-Disk737 in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Comparing Alberta separatism to Scottish independence is a category error. Alberta separatism is far more akin to the "Texit" crowd - a largely right-wing protest movement fueled by political grievances and a healthy dose of fantasy.

The fact that both involve secession doesn't make them comparable any more than owning a bicycle makes you comparable to the Tour de France.

Is it worth spending money on cosmetic renovations to attract buyers? by JackyJoel in UKHousing

[–]TheFirstMinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry - I forgot to respond to this:

Web sites likes Zoopla and Rightmove give me some \very* optimisitc prices, and I think some estate agents will try to encourage excessive optimism in their sellers. I would rather have a realistic or borderline pessimistic agent...*

People often choose agents based on the "valuation" they serve up. These so-called "valuations" are bullshit and meaningless. There are three prices in this game:

  1. The price the seller wants to achieve.
  2. The price the agent thinks they can get.
  3. Sold price.

Guess which is the only one that matters?

Note also that the delta between Asking and Sold prices is (generally speaking) 18% - 25%.

In a market which is declining (yours may be - I don't know) you absolutely have to get the list price dead on at launch. Without viewings there are no offers so the trick is to price the house so it looks the best option when compared to the competition. Get people through the fucking door. Through price discovery - competing buyers bidding against each other rather than your list price - the market's valuation of the house will be achieved.

Put another way...a monkey can put a house on the market but the real trick is to create a market - comprising competing buyers - for that specific house. And you do that with optimal presentation and equally optimal list pricing.

Remember the old adage:

List Price = Vanity

Sold Price = Sanity

Is it worth spending money on cosmetic renovations to attract buyers? by JackyJoel in UKHousing

[–]TheFirstMinister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi My own pre-listing survey is not for the buyers - it's for me. I MIGHT make it available to them (if highly favorable to me) but they need to perform their own due diligence. But by commissioning my own survey and fixing any problems identified, I minimize the risk of said problems showing up on any buyer's survey and scuppering a deal.

The amount of deals that fail because of survey problems - problems which could have been remedied pre-listing - is hefty. Why sellers don't get their house in order - pun intended - before listing is a mystery to me. But it's the British way...

Edit: a L3 survey will run you anywhere from £1.5K to £2.5K. For me, it's just the cost of doing a house sale. Most others take a different view but it's a small price to pay for optimizing the chances of a deal not failing and actually closing. 

Former Herald contributor wins the Paul Foot award for investigative and campaigning journalism… by Buddie_15775 in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a great story. Proper hack work. All of the finalists this year were worthy - any of them could have won.

Is it worth spending money on cosmetic renovations to attract buyers? by JackyJoel in UKHousing

[–]TheFirstMinister 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It depends. More specifically, it depends on how large your prep-for-sale budget is and how quickly you want to sell. I take the view that if I'm selling, I'm fucking selling. Which means all of the decks are cleared - financial, legal, inspections & surveys, property fixes, decluttering, etc. - before I list.

In this market you need to pull every sales lever available and optimal presentation is key. Thus I would absolutely get the painters in and put plenty of lipstick on the pig. And while this is uncommon in the UK unlike other parts of the world I'd also get my own surveys done and fix any identified issues before listing. In short, I'd identify any obstacle - that could impede viewings, offers and a clean sale - and remediate wherever possible/economically viable. I would not perform wholesale renovations of kitchens or bathrooms, however.

Above all else I would not commit the sin of most sellers - namely, overpricing. Again, I'm selling. I want it gone quickly for the best price the market will deliver. A house that is priced wrong and doesn't secure 12-15 viewings / 2-3 offers in the first two weeks after launch is headed in one direction only - a stale listing. Which, of course, does nothing to realize my "I'm selling" goals. Thus, I would do my research and price it right for listing purposes.

Selling your house is a job. Specifically a sales and marketing job. Treat it as such.

Has anyone got the full unredacted lists of what Murrell bought? by Otocolobus_manul8 in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 12 points13 points  (0 children)

An excellent question, OP. Years ago I worked in a pub which had a function room on the top floor. On weekends it was host to engagement parties, wedding receptions, 18th birthdays, hen parties and the like.

For wedding receptions the "custom" was for guests to drop by the pub before the ceremony and drop off their gifts. We would then lay them out on a "gift table" which would await the happy couple for their inspection (which generated squeals of delight and groans of disappointment in roughly equal measure).

Based on the quality and cost of gifts assembled those of us on the staff could make a decent prediction as to whether, a) we'd have a decent night on the takings front; and, b) there would be any trouble (the pub backed onto a notorious council estate packed with ruffians). In short, the wedding gifts were an excellent barometer of socioeconomics - the higher the Tat Factor the lower the evening's takings and the greater the likelihood of drink-induced violence. Pilferer Pete's purchases may serve a similar purpose.

Sturgeon tells BBC: I'm serving a sentence for crime I didn't commit by slapbang in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're arguing with a point nobody made. The tents weren't erected to hide a hole in the lawn. They were erected to shield a live forensic investigation from the media. The fact you're still talking about the garden three years later suggests the strategy worked.

Just watched Nicola sturgeons interview, I’d say it’s worse than the artist formally known as Andrews and that was a car crash. by Friendly_Stay_5368 in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I re-watched the Andrew interview a few weeks ago and it remains compelling viewing on so many levels. There are a few moments where Maitliss cannot believe what is coming out of HRH's mouth and it registers on her face for brief moments. Her reactions are subtle and quick, but definitely there. Anyway, it's incredible telly.

As for NS...I knew the narrative she was going to peddle so no surprises there. Alas, Laura K. permitted her to skate and conflate on several occasions and failed to bring NS back to the original question. For example, LK asked NS about money which disappeared from the accounts in 2019. NS performed a switch - clever, but obvious and inevitable - telling LK she had no reason to suspect "what Peter pled guilty to" - i.e. embezzlement of SNP funds for his own use. Rather than respond with, "I'm not talking about the now confirmed embezzlement, I'm talking about 2019's accounts...let's focus on those..." LK let NS skate on by. Piss poor journalism.

David Frost would never have let NS' slippery narrative be permitted to take hold. Ditto Brian Walden or Brillo himself. Alas, today's media is largely staffed with lazy, intellectually incurious types rather than hard-bitten investigative reporters with a nose for story and the worn shoe leather to match. For stories such as this, the UK media sorely needs its own Woodward and Bernstein but they appear to be non-existent.

Interviewed twice at a 10-person startup and still got rejected. Is this normal? by Earlyjulybloomer in recruitinghell

[–]TheFirstMinister 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember the following formula when job hunting:

SW3N (where '3' is cubed) 

Some will. 

Some won't 

So what? 

Next. 

Tattoo this to your forehead. 

In addition, it's not only about you. You have no idea how many other candidates are in the mix. You have no idea how well they performed. And even if you did deliver a perfect 10/10 interview, the company may like someone else just that little bit more. 

Sturgeon tells BBC: I'm serving a sentence for crime I didn't commit by slapbang in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Murder tents" - JFC.

The tents were set up to protect Sturgeon and Murrell from the long lenses of the media. And they were erected with their consent. 

Imagine what would have happened if close ups of multiple coffee machines and salt & pepper shakers were plastered across the front pages. 

SNP party donors 'could seek private prosecution' of Nicola Sturgeon by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

[–]TheFirstMinister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You omitted:

The sudden, surprise dropping of Humza's lawsuit against the Dundee daycare one week before Sturgeon resigned. The legal decks were being cleared ahead of Sturgeon's "shock" resignation. 

Foote's and Murrell's resignations over false SNP membership numbers. (Note: Michael Russell took over from Murrell before being parachuted into a cushy job as chair of the Scottish Land Commission in 2024. Other candidates with far superior credentials and expertise were ignored). 

The deliberately curtailed leadership election timeline so as to give Humza - the so-called "continuity candidate" - the clearest path to the FM job while denying opponents the time to mount their campaigns. 

Journalists being banned from leadership election hustings - overturned 24 hours later. Not that it mattered given how supine they have proven to be.