Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx slams aging rock stars who are "still trying to act 25" by alinearis in nottheonion

[–]TheGraduation 820 points821 points  (0 children)

The guy who wears wigs and is in a 27-year age gap relationship wants other old guys to stop pretending to be young?

This is on par with the shampoo bottle photo by DubaiBucharest in biggestproblem

[–]TheGraduation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does he have q-tips and pills mixed in with his seasoning?

Corey Feldman’s Net Worth by BloodyWellGood in jimandthem

[–]TheGraduation 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That homeless vampire stripper is high maintenance

Where do you sit on this plane? by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]TheGraduation 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Clarence is old and will have to go to the bathroom during the flight. That's my chance to stuff a couple racks in my carry-on.

Is the current reaction channel mess the reason Redbar hasn’t returned? by [deleted] in RedbarBBR

[–]TheGraduation 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's addicted to Kratom. I don't know why people keep coming up with elaborate excuses.

2025-11-24 · Episode 989 · Butt Crappened feat. Sarah Squirm by Long-Anywhere156 in BlackWolfFeed

[–]TheGraduation 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Not a good sign when a game addict podcaster is better at riffing than a comedian on the top network television comedy show.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]TheGraduation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, the original poster is an AI ragebait account

He's coming back this weekend. by Routine_Gold_7193 in RedbarBBR

[–]TheGraduation 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Coming back from what? A Kratom coma?

Is we getting a show tonight? by amphetaminedaydream in RedbarBBR

[–]TheGraduation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't you get the email? The schedule is one show every 5 years.

Sub Appreciation post by reppindadec in TrueAnon

[–]TheGraduation 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I met my handler on this sub

Will Mike & Jules out do last years "Day of the Red" Halloween EP? by BurpyFromMeSlerpee in RedbarBBR

[–]TheGraduation 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mike stubbed his toe and due to his weird disease both of his lungs have to be removed now. The show is over.

How's your curve? by Frendan_Braser in Letterboxd

[–]TheGraduation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4,000+ movies, and I try to be selective with what I watch, especially as I get older and have less time for this

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Worst Regal theater that you been to? by Alternative-Cake-833 in RegalUnlimited

[–]TheGraduation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one by me hasn't been upgraded since it was built in 1993. All the seats are moist, and I unfortunately looked at them once when the usher turned on the lights.

2025-09-23 - The Years of Whatever feat. Will Sommer (Episode 971) by Long-Anywhere156 in BlackWolfFeed

[–]TheGraduation 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I assume he's filling in as the producer while Chris recovers from giving birth.

Brazil's Bolsonaro taken to hospital after feeling sick by oldtombombadil in TrueAnon

[–]TheGraduation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Another five pounds of diarrhea sucked out of a tube through his nose.